Ryanair hijack tapes

sceptre · 22-09-2002 03:36AM #1

Swedish police have released (not really!) the cockpit voice recording of last week's Ryanair Stockholm-Stanstead hijacking.

Hijacker: "This is a hijack! Fly to London.
Pilot: "We're already going to London."
Hijacker: "Stansted is nowhere near London."
Pilot: "But it has a convenient hourly train service to Liverpool Street!"
Hijacker: "Silence infidel! And don't think I'm paying for this cup of coffee either."

Meanwhile, security sources have denied earlier reports that the hijacker intended crashing the plane into central London. "No Ryanair plane has ever come within 50 miles of central London," said an MI5 spokesman this morning.

Lump · 22-09-2002 10:20AM

Not funny, cause it isnt true.

John

(I wonder why people are always abusing Ryanair)

Tellox · 22-09-2002 03:17PM

you ever get a flight off ryan air?

Mark · 22-09-2002 06:55PM

Tizloxs sig is better than the joke

DiscoStu · 22-09-2002 07:29PM

i likes my flight simulators and likes using irish airline liverys on the planes i fly. well i downloaded and nice b737-200(oldest version still flying, typical ryanair) in ryanair colours. the best touch to it was the filth that was on the textures and rust on the wings.

oeNeo · 22-09-2002 07:56PM

Worst joke ever.

Lump · 23-09-2002 12:13AM

TBH, I've flown ryanair 8 times in 10 months, never had lost luggage, late departure or arrival, or any trouble at all. They even let me on a plane when I had lost mypass port and didnt have photo ID.

/me loves Ryanair.

John

DiscoStu · 23-09-2002 01:12AM

last time i flew with ryanair i was sitting in the plane still at the gate for one hour in gatwick. the plane lost its slot in the pattern because they couldnt close the door properly.

Lump · 23-09-2002 06:29AM

Use TBH, thats not the fault of Ryanair in general. Why didnt you stand up and start abusing the airhostess that didnt close the door properly.

John

Ryanair hijack tapes

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