Stupidest moody you've ever gotten yourself into

Going Waterforward wrote: »

Thats amazing. Actually amazing. Oh, and they don't need to be sober, but drunken ones are usually two a penny really.

• When I was about 6, I was at home after school with my sister 12, she was having coffee & I was only allowed tea because of the caffeine, I insisted I wanted coffe when it wasn't forthcoming, I went into one & threatened my Sister that I'd kill her with my penknife unless she gave me coffee, I was serious too, knife in hand. She promptly rang my Dad who came home & walloped me for the first & last time ever.
• When I was in 4th Class, the teacher need to have a portable blackboard (actualy greenboard) moved to a different room, I promptly volunteered & she sneered that I was too small, which I probably was. I went into one big style, I stood up & roared at her about how unfair she was to me & how i was perfectly capable, I can't remember what else I said but I frightened the sh!te out of her because she apologised to me later on the QT & never told me Mam.
• When I was about 14, we went camping with a bunch of friends around October time, on the way home the next morning (probably hungover) we had to cross a proper river. As the first guys were crossing I thought it'd be a good idea to fling mudballs at their bare backs, even the guy that carried my rucksack across for me. Anyway they all got across & here was the idiot mudball flinger stuck on the wrong side of the river in his jocks with all his buddies on the other side just waiting for me to get into the river so they could get revenge, anyway this standoff lasted about 2 hours & they eventually let me cross. It was fairly late everyone was starving & I was in a serious strop, I hiked ahead of the group & pulled out the only food we had left - Banana sandwiches made with sh!tey kylemore bread, I dropped them into the ground in front of the lads & proceded to mash them with my 8 holes docs, I was about 3-4 seconds into this episode when I slipped on the bananna & landed on me hole, boy was I ever embarrassed.

Overheal wrote: »

I went on a major fit once when my step brother played an extra save point more of final fantasy x than he was allowed by our agreement - a save point that got him another 45 minutes because he made a point of messing around in every random encounter that popped up. I must have been 14. That was pretty bad.

One I wasnt a part of is when my sister decided to cook eggs, and she offered some to our little step brother, but then she ran out of sunflower oil. She used olive oil, but that erupted into some kind of argument, apparently he hit her then she hit him, then the my stepmom gets home, then my dad gets home and they each try to defend their own and I sh*t you not, that argument lasted for 6 days before it got so bad that she rented an apartment for the next 6 months. Over a fcuking egg.