Whatever happened to Q?

Fook me!!:eek::eek::eek:

I didn't know that.

I banned netwhizkid for at least 2 years I think. Whatever the highest sentence below permanent was (just out of curiousity as to whether he might possibly develop a personality in the meantime).

Q though is a very different sort of person. Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring. And if you give him a really important job, he'll skive off and play croquet. Some say if he were to appear on Love Island he would make everyone pregnant, including the cameramen. Some say he was found in a strange glowing pod recovered from a crater on Exmoor and that he can turn milk to cheese just by glaring at it. Some say his sweat can be used to clean precious metals. Some say his skin has the texture of dolphins. Some say if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts. Some say he does not see like humans do, instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down. Some say he forages for wolves at night. Some say he once punched a horse to the ground. Some say he has no understanding of clouds. Some say his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight. Some say he is confused by stairs. Some say there's an airport in Russia named after him. Some say his breath smells of magnesium. Some say he can catch fish with his tongue. Some say his tears are adhesive. Some say if set alight, he'd burn for a thousand days. Some say he is scared of ducks.