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PC Inwaiting · 28-01-2009 11:01AM

Yeah it all does seem highly unfair, and I am sure if Sir Hugh rang up the Met recruitement they did not shout at him and tell him to never ring again.

But at least the result of your interview will not be plastered over the BBC website.

Penis Eye · 28-01-2009 11:03AM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

But at least the result of your interview will not be plastered over the BBC website.

mine might be!! you just never know

squirrel81 · 28-01-2009 12:50PM

interesting...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AMMO-DRILL-PARADE-BOOTS-BEESWAX-BULLING-SERVICE_W0QQitemZ160309113070QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Local_Services_Other_Local_Services_ET?hash=item160309113070&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1308

Imagine getting caught having these babies posted to you up at garnerville :P

DownMTber, could you do a better job?

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 01:20PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

interesting...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AMMO-DRILL-PARADE-BOOTS-BEESWAX-BULLING-SERVICE_W0QQitemZ160309113070QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Local_Services_Other_Local_Services_ET?hash=item160309113070&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1308

Imagine getting caught having these babies posted to you up at garnerville :P

DownMTber, could you do a better job?

LOL errr better no! Jeez they're impressive....

I have had mine not far off that in the past. So not better, probably not even that good, but then I'm not askin 60 quid for the service and I'll just be through the double doors

That sounded wrong... what i meant was you won't have to sneak them into the factory and pay 60 quid for the priveledge

PC Inwaiting · 28-01-2009 01:28PM

Ok Ebay is blocked in work, what's going on. I am so out of the loop.

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 01:34PM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

Ok Ebay is blocked in work, what's going on. I am so out of the loop.

Its a boot bulling service on ebay... costs 60quid and you get them back shining like you wouldn't believe.

However I already have a deal with squirrell whereby she gets her boots polished and I get my washing done

I tried to work ironing into the deal but I was given a definite no on that one so any takers?

Hehe seriously though, I will help anyone who needs it to do their boots but its seriously not that hard, once you've had a go if you still can't get the hang of it i'll show ya how to do it

and you won't even have to wash my dirty undies

squirrel81 · 28-01-2009 01:43PM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

Ok Ebay is blocked in work, what's going on. I am so out of the loop.

No ebay in work?!! How do you cope? Next you'll be saying you can't get onto facebook either

I was looking on ebay to buy shoe brushes, and found this guy listing a bulling service, ie; you send him your boots and he gets them gleaming for 60 quid then then posts them back (sorry thats a bit obvious isnt it)

DownMTber, damn those double doors :P Here, i don't want you messing up my boots, or there'll be trouble!

squirrel81 · 28-01-2009 01:47PM

DownMTBer wrote: »

and you won't even have to wash my dirty undies

:eek: in the native south african language, away and voetsek

PC Inwaiting · 28-01-2009 01:51PM

No ebay,facebook or bebo - thank god for this site

I am willing to trade my ironing services for some gleaming boots. Can't imagine I will be to good at it, but ironing I can do.

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 01:51PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

No ebay in work?!! How do you cope? Next you'll be saying you can't get onto facebook either I was looking on ebay to buy shoe brushes, and found this guy listing a bulling service, ie; you send him your boots and he gets them gleaming for 60 quid then then posts them back (sorry thats a bit obvious isnt it)

DownMTber, damn those double doors :P Here, i don't want you messing up my boots, or there'll be trouble!

Damn those pesky double doors! Bet they really confuse with them swinging both ways 'n' all

Hehe they're much like ur new room mate in that respect!!

:p Bet you can't wait to wake up in the night with Helga strokin ur hair!

Lol there'll be no messin up of boots going on, you just make sure you have my clothes washed and dryed ready for someone else PC Inwaiting to iron them for me

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 01:55PM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

No ebay,facebook or bebo - thank god for this site

I am willing to trade my ironing services for some gleaming boots. Can't imagine I will be to good at it, but ironing I can do.

Done

PC Inwaiting · 28-01-2009 02:07PM

DownMTBer wrote: »

Done

Can I really trust an Englishman though!!!

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 02:12PM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

Can I really trust an Englishman though!!!

Well according to squirrell I am south african anyway! :eek:

Sure i'm ok at ironing anyhow, i'll just do the wee nut eaters ones then

;):D

She reckons she got the better deal so i'm hardly going to be begging ya to let me polish ur boots... besides... they'll probably just smell bad

:D

PC Inwaiting · 28-01-2009 02:28PM

DownMTBer wrote: »

Well according to squirrell I am south african anyway! :eek:

Sure i'm ok at ironing anyhow, i'll just do the wee nut eaters ones then ;):D

She reckons she got the better deal so i'm hardly going to be begging ya to let me polish ur boots... besides... they'll probably just smell bad :D

They probably will smell after running circles round you all day.:)

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 02:29PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

Helga :eek: you're making it worse

I will actually laugh my leg off if they're reading out the names and they say 'and squirrell u'll be sharing with Helga...'

I'll buy you a wee t-shirt!

carlty888 · 28-01-2009 02:30PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

Helga :eek: you're making it worse

And here she is......

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 02:31PM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

They probably will smell after running circles round you all day.:)

Touche!

carlty888 · 28-01-2009 02:47PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

aw thanks just too kind. Imagine, Helga. Jeez.

Carlty .... What did you have to google to find that picture???

Just did an image search for squirrel's new roommate and hey presto! :P

smyff · 28-01-2009 02:54PM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

No ebay,facebook or bebo - thank god for this site

I am willing to trade my ironing services for some gleaming boots. Can't imagine I will be to good at it, but ironing I can do.

you should use a proxy like

www.v-tunnel.org and go on your sites through it lol. works like a charm... unless its blocked. it has annoying pop ups though

ok that doesnt work, but try putting this into your browser...

208.75.184.192

if it works, it should bring up bebo. but i cant get ebay to work. this used to work for us in school.

PC Inwaiting · 28-01-2009 02:56PM

smyff wrote: »

you should use a proxy like

www.antisurfer.com and go on your sites through it lol. works like a charm... unless its blocked. i dont think that one has pop ups

Oh believe me, we have tried everything. Our IT department have spent a lot of time blocking everything that might give me a little enjoyment in this soul destroying office.:mad:

squirrel81 · 28-01-2009 02:59PM

oh only 4 weeks or so and youre outta there girlie

PC Inwaiting · 28-01-2009 03:07PM

Only about 3 weeks left for me!!!. Getting emails in from ppl wanting my job, my seat is not even cold yet.

I am starting to worry about my roomie now. There are a few single room at the hotel you know, one of us might be lucky enough.

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 03:14PM

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

Only about 3 weeks left for me!!!. Getting emails in from ppl wanting my job, my seat is not even cold yet.

I am starting to worry about my roomie now. There are a few single room at the hotel you know, one of us might be lucky enough.

Oh don't worry we have Olga lined up for you!

Two east german shot putting twins

Ur both going to wake up with them admiring your long hair, being as they've probably got shaved heads!

squirrel81 · 28-01-2009 03:14PM

and what if you get someone randy who enjoys all the *benefits* of garnerville right beneath/above your bunk?!

Its like halls all over again. Or boarding school for Mr Bullboots.

1979SD · 28-01-2009 03:52PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

and what if you get someone randy who enjoys all the *benefits* of garnerville right beneath/above your bunk?!

Its like halls all over again. Or boarding school for Mr Bullboots.

when they said there were two bunkbeds i thought they meant two set's.
I'm guessing now it's one set - top or bottom!!!
Anyone know for sure?

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 03:54PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

and what if you get someone randy who enjoys all the *benefits* of garnerville right beneath/above your bunk?!

Its like halls all over again. Or boarding school for Mr Bullboots.

Well like i said I doubt you'll need to worry... Helga will only be enjoying your *benefits*

Heh, I'm sure its not all that bad squiggle and wouldn't they have to be really weird to be doing that with you in the room!? :eek:

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 03:56PM

1979SD wrote: »

when they said there were two bunkbeds i thought they meant two set's.
I'm guessing now it's one set - top or bottom!!!
Anyone know for sure?

4 people in one room?! :eek: that's a bit too much like a prison cell for my liking.... please don't tell me that's how it is!

OMG poor squirrell and PC Inwaiting, its gonna be a helga, olga, *benefit* party in there! :eek:

carlty888 · 28-01-2009 03:56PM

squirrel81 wrote: »

and what if you get someone randy who enjoys all the *benefits* of garnerville right beneath/above your bunk?!

Its like halls all over again. Or boarding school for Mr Bullboots.

I'd hardly refer to that as a *Benefit* of Garnerville. :eek:

Is this why PSNI, in his 'Starting Garnerville Soon' thread suggested we bring a water spray bottle?

carlty888 · 28-01-2009 03:59PM

DownMTBer wrote: »

4 people in one room?! :eek: that's a bit too much like a prison cell for my liking.... please don't tell me that's how it is!

OMG poor squirrell and PC Inwaiting, its gonna be a helga, olga, *benefit* party in there! :eek:

Doesn't really bare thinking about. Olga and Helga could be playing swapsies. :eek:

I think most rooms have 1 set of bunks (ie. 2 people). There are apparently some which have a third bed.

DownMTBer · 28-01-2009 03:59PM

carlty888 wrote: »

I'd hardly refer to that as a *Benefit* of Garnerville. :eek:

Is this why PSNI, in his 'Starting Garnerville Soon' thread suggested we bring a water spray bottle?

And 2 rolls of brown parcel tape?! :eek:

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