March Start date

Ryzo

was down the pub at the weekend with a mate who's just finished his residential up at the hotel...from what he was sayin it sounds like great craic.he was sayin you go away to this hotel for a few days of "diversity training", sounded pretty banterous like. Left the pub well excited, though that might have had something to do with the booze

PC Inwaiting

My Gran asked me today what I wanted for my birthday - and being the sad cow that I am I asked her for an iron. I think it must be the most sensible birthday present ever.

But will come in very handy at the hotel.

DownMTBer

Lmfao cartly I just laughed out loud at work... like loud out loud at your signature!!

So anyone know will they tell us who are room mates are on the first day we're in the factory?

DownMTBer

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

My Gran asked me today what I wanted for my birthday - and being the sad cow that I am I asked her for an iron. I think it must be the most sensible birthday present ever.

But will come in very handy at the hotel.

Geek :D:p

PC Inwaiting

DownMTBer wrote: »

Geek :D:p

Oh you have no idea!!!:D

squirrel81

DownMTBer wrote: »

Lmfao cartly I just laughed out loud at work... like loud out loud at your signature!!

So anyone know will they tell us who are room mates are on the first day we're in the factory?

yeah, hilarious. Though he's taken it off now. I really don't get it. Am I the dog? :rolleyes:

squirrel81

oh and another one. The room mates one was a valid question!

PC Inwaiting

Yeah I am totally lost, what's going on ......

PC Inwaiting

squirrel81 wrote: »

oh and another one. The room mates one was a valid question!

You are given a room mate based on your surname, so its pot luck.

DownMTBer

Talking of dogs and wet elbows... do you know I can actually lick my elbow...

Oh no hold on that's my nose

DownMTBer

PC Inwaiting wrote: »

Oh you have no idea!!!:D

Really? You can't be THAT much of a geek...

At least ur not working in IT like me! Now that really is geeky!

carlty888

DownMTBer wrote: »

Talking of dogs and wet elbows... do you know I can actually lick my elbow...

Oh no hold on that's my nose

I'm sitting here in work, laughing away to myself about that one.

Squirrel - You're a legend!

carlty888

squirrel81 wrote: »

oh and another one. The room mates one was a valid question!

You really are a bit freaked by the whole 'room mate' situation, aren't you?

Hey, what's the worst that could happen?????

You're room mate will have access to hand-cuffs for a start!!!!!! :eek:

DownMTBer

carlty888 wrote: »

I'm sitting here in work, laughing away to myself about that one.

Squirrel - You're a legend!

Here I notice Tiny Tim is staying very quiet? He's prolly a lil shell shocked ;):)

DownMTBer

carlty888 wrote: »

You really are a bit freaked by the whole 'room mate' situation, aren't you?

Hey, what's the worst that could happen?????

You're room mate will have access to hand-cuffs for a start!!!!!! :eek:

*breaks into song* 'Do you really want to hurt me....?'

carlty888

DownMTBer wrote: »

*breaks into song* 'Do you really want to hurt me....?'

Yes I do! Muhahaha.

carlty888

DownMTBer wrote: »

Here I notice Tiny Tim is staying very quiet? He's prolly a lil shell shocked ;):)

I really hope that boy has thick skin. :rolleyes:

Aarrrrrrr me hearties.

DownMTBer

carlty888 wrote: »

Yes I do! Muhahaha.

:eek: So soon? And i didn't have to offer to bull ur boots for you or anything!

Talking of which... I made a schoolboy error! I should have worked washing AND ironing into that deal... you think she'll go for the 'by washing I meant washing and ironing' argument? :rolleyes::D

squirrel81

i think i did place a little too much emphasis on the wheelchair, it was just interesting. Hilarious , but interesting. I'll have to apologise to him aw, he's a hoot. Oh and washing is washing only. I think I got the better deal on that one.

DownMTBer

squirrel81 wrote: »

i think i did place a little too much emphasis on the wheelchair, it was just interesting. Hilarious , but interesting. I'll have to apologise to him aw, he's a hoot. Oh and washing is washing only. I think I got the better deal on that one.

LoL!! I doubt he needs an apology, but talk about inspiring... seriously

Fine... washing only

carlty888

DownMTBer wrote: »

LoL!! I doubt he needs an apology, but talk about inspiring... seriously

I was in awe! Golden Batton Boy. He'll be Chief Constable!

PC Inwaiting

I am dying to know how old everyone is now the new girl mentioned it.

I actually have a birthday between our induction and start date, I expect presents from you all.:)

sony8391

Yes PC Inwaiting a very good questioin, i had been thinking the age thing myself....

PC Inwaiting

Well who is going to start....

sony8391

ladies first

jumping jack

Well Im approx 390 months just about on solid food learning to walk soon!

PC Inwaiting

who says I am a lady.

sony8391

Sry maybe my mistake.. Thought i had read it somewhere, must be another boardie... Anyway i will start.. 25 Years old, so hope im not the baby of the squad haha

PC Inwaiting

I am female but not much of a lady lol

sony8391

Well i wont hold that against you and as im a gentleman i wont ask a "Lady" her age. How's the shopping list coming along