Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer

The_Minister · 27-01-2009 02:29AM #1

After being told that occasionally cleaning the pipes was good for you: Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer

Bollix.

The Mighty Ken · 27-01-2009 02:31AM

Sounds like a load of old **** to me. *badum tish*

Dont be at yourself · 27-01-2009 02:32AM

I'll take my chances.

AlmightyCushion · 27-01-2009 02:33AM

:eek: Moved to slydice.

Kiera · 27-01-2009 02:34AM

Thank god women dont have a prostate.

copacetic · 27-01-2009 02:37AM

I think boardsies are safe enough tbh

Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are more likely to develop prostate cance

The_Minister · 27-01-2009 02:37AM

Kiera wrote: »

Thank god women dont have a prostate.

:mad: It's ****, we can get all your cancers, you can't get any of ours.

EDIT: Ovarian cancer:o

Kiera · 27-01-2009 02:39AM

The_Minister wrote: »

:mad: It's ****, we can get all your cancers, you can't get any of ours.

EDIT: Ovarian cancer:o

Ah nija edit. Was just gonna say that.

Insect Overlord · 27-01-2009 02:40AM

Riiiiight...

*fap fap fap*

Senna · 27-01-2009 02:41AM

Better go get myself checked out, my right palm is already worn to the bone, prostate cancer will be the icing on the cake.

The_Minister · 27-01-2009 02:42AM

Kiera wrote: »

Ah nija edit. Was just gonna say that.

Actually, there's a question.

I've heard of penile cancer - is there such a thing as vaginal cancer?

EDIT: Yes there is Vaginal cancer

Is there anything that can't go cancery (Real word will come from Tallaght01)?

Insect Overlord · 27-01-2009 02:43AM

Senna wrote: »

Better go get myself checked out, my right palm is already worn to the bone, prostate cancer will be the icing on the cake.

Make sure you get them to check for blindness, and hair grown on your other palm. :pac:

Kiera · 27-01-2009 02:46AM

The_Minister wrote: »

Is there anything that can't go cancery (Real word will come from Tallaght01)?

Finger nail cancer?

Edit:fingernails arent living.

The_Minister · 27-01-2009 02:48AM

Kiera wrote: »

Finger nail cancer?

Edit:fingernails arent living.

List of all cancers

Now, if only I understood them.....

tallaght01 · 27-01-2009 03:06AM

I cant think of anywhere that you can't get cancer.

I even saw a few people with heart tumours back in the day!

I'm gutted about this particular development, though :P

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 27-01-2009 03:06AM

Kiera wrote: »

Finger nail cancer?

Edit:fingernails arent living.

Hair cancer...

Anyway, kiera that is so weird... read the ministers post and though "fingernails can't get cancer" :P

Well if this report is true, I is fooooked...

**** when your hungover is the best ever... 5-6 times a day? Gigity gigity, gigity gooo... (sorry I had to :P)

The_Minister · 27-01-2009 03:11AM

Thea Zealous Soprano wrote: »

Hair cancer...

Hair is dead too.

zuroph · 27-01-2009 03:12AM

reports a load of boll0cks. excuse the pun.

Sensationalist sh1t that fails to mention the obvious conclusion that those who have more sex or masturbate more regularily are probably doing it due to a higher level of testosterone. which is the real reason. the ejaculations are just a pleasantry along the way.

tallaght01 · 27-01-2009 03:14AM

You can get tumours of the alive bit of hair, the follicle.

Never seen it, but apparently it can happen

27-01-2009 03:15AM

Just checked -you can even get heart cancer (super-rare).

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 27-01-2009 03:16AM

Well you can get cancer on any part of living tissue.

tony1kenobi · 27-01-2009 03:21AM

I'm glad I wasn't alive in the 20s or 30s.

I'm going to celebrate with several ****.

latenia · 27-01-2009 03:27AM

Men with prostate cancer were also more likely to masturbate frequently than men in the control group, with the greatest difference in the twenties (34% versus 24%) and thirties (41% versus 31%).

I would interpret these stats differently. A man with cancer is far more likely to admit chronic self-abuse (which is never going to be an accurate number of men anyway) to a doctor because it's a case of "Ah fck it; I've got cancer-telling him about that wet Sunday afternoon when I managed 9 in a row watching midget porn is hardly going to make my situation worse."

iPlop · 27-01-2009 06:15AM

I seriously doubt that tearing the chimp off yerself can give you cancer.I would say a serious case of arthritis of the wrist in later life escpecially if your doin the back hander like mackenroe.

greatgoal · 27-01-2009 06:24AM

ah no,were all bo**ocksed...

fission · 27-01-2009 08:56AM

The_Minister wrote: »

:mad: It's ****, we can get all your cancers, you can't get any of ours.

EDIT: Ovarian cancer:o

Cervical cancer....
Think before you type next time.

OldGoat · 27-01-2009 09:12AM

This is brilliant news. Next time Mrs Goat is in heat and I can't be arsed to do anything about it I won't have to resort to using the 'Headache' excuse.

homerun_homer · 27-01-2009 10:39AM

Who cares about this crap?? If we were to avoid eating all the nice foods, not use mobile phones, avoid sex/**** and all the other stuff they warn us about then life would be a bit dull.

27-01-2009 10:47AM

Exactly, what is the point in going to your grave with a perfect body?

Wreck · 27-01-2009 10:47AM

If this is true, then I'm totally screwed.

/That's what she said.

Sleipnir · 27-01-2009 10:47AM

homerun_homer wrote: »

Who cares about this crap?? If we were to avoid eating all the nice foods, not use mobile phones, avoid sex/**** and all the other stuff they warn us about then life would be a bit dull.

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving (yourself), you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer"

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer

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