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How would Stephen Fry have said it?

  • 24-01-2009 01:25AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭


    Was watching Jonathan Ross earlier guests included Stephen Fry Tom Cruise and Lee Evans.

    Anyway during the interview with Fry they got on to how he would have delivered the lines of cruise in Jerry McGuire

    First was something like "Excuse me but would you kindly exhibit the money?"
    second was "You had me at 'Good Morning Madam'"

    i lold. So what lines would you like to have seen/heard Stephen Fry delliver in his own Special well spoken way.

    Lock them and Load them Gentlemen! Oh and of course the ladies may join in aswell.
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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Random much?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Eh?

    O right... He should have delivered the line "How soon are you quitting?"

    Sorry - did not turn on - Cruise and Woss - two twats too many for me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Hard Larry


    Ones Matriarchal Figurehead









    (Yore Ma)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Similar thing happened to Roger Moore on Graham Norton a few year back, Graham had a photo of him suggestively shaking a bottle of champagne in the back of a limo with the spray quick-shutter frozen.

    Moore interrupts, completely deadpan, in his best Fry-ish droll, 'it went off in my hand'


    Wouldnt mind hearing some of the scarface classics....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    You are not of a disposition to handle the truth (A Few Good Men).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    efla wrote: »
    Wouldnt mind hearing some of the scarface classics....

    "Would you mind introducing yourself to my rather small of stature compatriot"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Stephen Fry in Scarface would have delivered the line thus........

    "Give greetings to my diminutive acquaintance."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    She, most certainly, is not for you


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    hello hello, my black person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Ones thread is fail.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    hello hello, my black person.

    Bl-ack person pleeease


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    m83 wrote: »
    Ones thread is fail.

    Ones opinion is best kept to ones self.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    DanGerMus wrote: »
    Ones opinion is best kept to ones self.

    To thee thunderdome with thee!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Verily!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    m83 wrote: »
    To thee thunderdome with thee!

    Nay more likely to the Cuckoos nest. But for now let us bask in the warm glow of the After hours.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    One must ask ones self, "How fortuitous are ones feelings" miscreant!

    Dirty Harry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Why the **** is Hugh a big ****ing star in the states and I'm not?!!! FFS!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Robert had Female Mammaries.

    Bob had bitch tits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,626 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Commence communication with one's place of residence through aural electronic means.

    "Phoooone hoooome"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭gandhi123


    Are you trying to communicate with me? Are you trying to communicate with me? Are you trying to communicate with me? Well, what other person are you trying to communicate with? At present, i am the only being in the vicinity. Who on earth are you trying to communicate with?


    Taxi Driver

    Its the best i could do at this hour!:o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "And now for our round of general ignorance, smartypants"
    Popquiz, hotshot.

    From...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Shpeed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,926 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    I shall return, presently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    my return is imminent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    Indeed maybe not today madam and quite possibly not in the immediate future but presently enough and for the rest of our forseeable conjoined lives. Dear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    presently each of you is conversing

    now ye're talkin'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    one puts the lotion on ones skins or else one gets the hose again hahahahaha:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 945 ✭✭✭a5y


    Not at all Luke, for it was I did sire your matriarch. (Star Wars)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    one is humorous in what way? One is humorous akin to a circus entertainer? One amuses you? One causes you to chuckle? One is present for the purpose of amusing you? What is one referring to with regard to humorous? How is one humorous?

    Goodfellas


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    a5y wrote: »
    Not at all Luke, for it was I did sire your matriarch. (Star Wars)
    is that supposed to be i am your father?

    I sired your matriarch means i fathered your mother which would make him is grandfather :P


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