After hours confessions.

23-01-2009 01:12AM #1

When I was a young gossum,I was offered ecstacy at a house party, I politely accepted but being a sensible young guy,I dropped in a bowl outside.

A few weeks later, I was at the same house and the lady of the house told me that the dog had spent about a week in his doghouse without leaving.Literally frightened of anything it saw.As I left the house, I noticed that the bowl by the door had "Woof"'s name on it.:(
That is my confession.

praise the lord.

Latchy · 23-01-2009 01:17AM

I once took acid ( paper tab kind) ,and magic mushrooms ,and smoked a bit ton **** load of weed .

It's a wonder my brain aint fried .Maybe it is and I just dont know ? Ah well

* Guzzles the whisky bottle down his neck *

this was my guilty secret for years btw and I was younger , much much younger than todayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I never needed anybodys , help in anyway .

brendansmith · 23-01-2009 01:18AM

Sounds very like 'something about mary' to be honest.

Kiera · 23-01-2009 01:19AM

When i was about 14 i did a waterfall (bong) at a house party. I couldn't handle it and had to lie down for a bit. So i found a room, lay on the bed but the room started spinning and i had to get sick. The closest thing to me was a kids lunch box. So i left a little present in it. I'm sooo sorry and no one else knows it was me. Please dont tell.

I actually feel better now for getting it off my chest.

23-01-2009 01:20AM

brendansmith wrote: »

Sounds very like 'something about mary' to be honest.

I didn't give the bitch speed.

Hank Scorpio · 23-01-2009 01:25AM

smoked some crack **** @ a hungarian house party i ended up in

after polish estacy i thought my chimney was spitting at me? and i had to ring a friend to visit me at 7 am when i was coming down..

coke/speed doesnt really have a major affect on me! Weed just makes me paranoid prolly cause i smoked it for so long

Dont do any drugs now and havent done in 3 years, maybe thats why im doing so well in college....

Still enjoy my drink tho

Red Hand · 23-01-2009 01:26AM

Before confessing, I demand that the priest keeps both hands in full view at all times.

tribulus · 23-01-2009 01:26AM

I mistakenly pipetted an antibody into the wrong solution rendering it useless. Probably about 500E down the drain. Luckily the whole vial only contained 5ml and I only had to use 250microlitres. I got away with it but I learned a lesson from it!

Tom Trojan · 23-01-2009 01:26AM

I have to confess to reading this thread.

Pherekydes · 23-01-2009 01:27AM

I like to cross dress.

23-01-2009 01:31AM

Miley Cyrus loves you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-4_8phUUGQ&eurl=http://perezhilton.com/page/6/

Call Me Jimmy · 23-01-2009 01:31AM

I like to play.

stovelid · 23-01-2009 01:34AM

A good few years ago, I was walking by a house (3 or four floor job) one night and somebody threw a bottle out and just missed my head. I turned quickly enough to see somebody ducking back in and pulling down a window (one of the ones you pull up and down) and heard laughter from the room. Was so mad that I went back and put a brick through the window. Felt bad about it for ages afterwards, cos I could have hurt somebody.

Senna · 23-01-2009 01:41AM

A few years back i was at a party in a friends house, towards the end of the night i was outside having a smoke when the neighbour opened his bedroom window and shouted down to keep quite, in my drunken state i shouted back to "shut the **** up and you know X (name of friend who owns house) says your nothing but a ******. X had said no such thing.
A few weeks later another friend who was standing outside as well told me that the neighbour keeps giving X dirty looks and wont really talk to them anymore, X had no idea why. I've considered telling them, but its gone on so long now i cant really say anything. Plus now there is a hostility between them that may have started with me, but has grown to new levels.

dSTAR · 23-01-2009 01:45AM

I smoked a joint once but didn't inhale.

Spore · 23-01-2009 02:34AM

Senna wrote: »

X had no idea why

Sounds too much like algebra to me...

Scarinae · 23-01-2009 02:34AM

I got absolutely ossified at a house party a year or two ago, and blacked out. The next day when we were cleaning up, my friend found vomit - someone had got sick on the sofa, and turned the cushion over to hide it. I highly suspect that it was me, I had flecks of vomit on my top that morning. Woops!

Calibos · 23-01-2009 02:39AM

dSTAR wrote: »

I smoked a joint once but didn't inhale.

You pussy!!

Even the president of the USA inhaled!! Obama even went as far as saying, " I did smoke maruajana in my youth and before you ask, yes I did inhale...thats kinda the point!"

Call Me Jimmy · 23-01-2009 02:40AM

Calibos wrote: »

You pussy!! Even the president of the USA inhaled!! Obama even went as far as saying, " I did smoke maruajana in my youth and before you ask, yes I did inhale...thats kinda the point!"

i think ye missed something there... no?

Scarinae · 23-01-2009 02:42AM

Urban Dictionary

(now I'm puzzled, because the post I was replying to has disappeared)

23-01-2009 02:42AM

This song is ****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g

Carroller · 23-01-2009 02:43AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

i think ye missed something there... no?

Im lost

What he miss?

23-01-2009 02:45AM

dSTAR wrote: »

I smoked a joint once but didn't inhale.

Thats like saying I once had the chance to lose my virginity but I prematurely ejaculated.:(

dSTAR · 23-01-2009 02:55AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Thats like saying I once had the chance to lose my virginity but I prematurely ejaculated.:(

So I did not have sexual relations with this girl.

23-01-2009 02:56AM

dSTAR wrote: »

So I did not have sexual relations with this girl.

Because you coud not handle a real woman?

javaboy · 23-01-2009 02:59AM

dSTAR wrote: »

So I did not have sexual relations with this girl.

Bonus points for switching presidents.

dSTAR · 23-01-2009 03:00AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Because you coud not handle a real woman?

Oh dear lord. Can someone else please explain to The_Dazzler? I just couldn't be fucked.

Call Me Jimmy · 23-01-2009 03:05AM

Carroller wrote: »

Im lost

What he miss?

Obama was referring to Clinton's "didn't inhale" comment.

23-01-2009 03:08AM

dSTAR wrote: »

Oh dear lord. Can someone else please explain to The_Dazzler? I just couldn't be fucked.

or because you are quoting?

dSTAR · 23-01-2009 03:14AM

Deleted User wrote: »

or because you are quoting?

No sh!t Sherlock!

I don't usually engage with trolls or rude and offensive people.

[Edit: looks like your racist remark was deleted]

mumhaabu · 23-01-2009 03:14AM

In my earlier days I secretly had an affair with a friends mother who was considerably older than me. It lasted 3 months and we never got found out:cool:

After hours confessions.

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