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  • 22-01-2009 01:39AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭


    So, home for a few days. Have discovered a few things I miss and a few I do NOT miss.

    Miss
    Pub grub. Walked past a pub serving food, nearly fainted.
    Finches Orange. Almost forgot how good it was.
    Yore....

    Don't Miss
    Groups of three teenager girls trying to work out how to buy LUAS tickets from a machine. "Do we want a return or not?" "What button do I press?" "I don't know... There no guys in jackets to help us..." WHY the **** is this still happening?? How do these people survive? Mini rant over.
    TV - "Fat girls and feeders" - WTF??? It's gotten worse!
    Piers Morgan investigating luxary pads in Dubai. Oh. Dear. God.
    Dial-up internet - ah, the joys of visiting your parents...

    What about the rest of you?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    So, home for a few days.

    Did they discover the body that quickly? :p




    (dont think i will ever forget that thread)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    Dutch made, produced and packaged Galtee. Ummm... the taste of Conemara.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    the ability to have a **** anywhere in my apartment. :)

    also not having to clean up after myself!

    edit: as you mean cultural things, well, mhm, brussel sprouts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    themadchef wrote: »
    Did they discover the body that quickly? :p




    (dont think i will ever forget that thread)

    Let's just say it's surprising what you can and cannot take on board a Ryanair plane as hand luggage...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Let's just say it's surprising what you can and cannot take on board a Ryanair plan as hand luggage.
    Tissues?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    julep wrote: »
    Tissues?

    Supplied free. And when Ryanair supplies somethign free, you make damn sure you use it...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Good things about being at home:

    Being waited on hand and foot!
    three savage feeds a day (not cooked by you!)
    Tea..lots of tea!!
    Being with your family

    Bad stuff
    Being with your family! or more so the spanish inquisition about what your doing with your life and the rows that ensue.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Pen1987 wrote: »
    Dutch made, produced and packaged Galtee. Ummm... the taste of Conemara.
    don't you mean tipperary?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 422 ✭✭deecom


    Hmmmm.......

    The things i miss are far outweighed by the things i've gained!

    Miss,

    A good pint of Guinness
    My family

    Dont miss the weather, and everything else!!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,407 ✭✭✭gerky


    nuxxx wrote: »
    the ability to have a **** anywhere in my apartment. :)

    also not having to clean up after myself!

    :eek: ehhhh I'm guessing your apartments sticky.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,301 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    nuxxx wrote: »
    the ability to have a **** anywhere in my apartment also not having to clean up after myself!

    Quite a disgusting combination imho...:P

    Edit: beaten to it by 3 hours. My brain needs sleep, apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Ben_Kav


    Miss: The Food, the comforting joy of a non microwaved dish from your one who spat ya out of her

    Dont miss: The half an hour mind-numbing interrogation about your actions over the last month remembering this was the reason in the first place it took so long to come back


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    miss:
    real fish and chips. i'm sick of american crap.
    being with my friends and just hanging out.
    the walks i used to go on around galway city.
    seeing my family.

    don't miss:
    slow internets.
    the constant rain.
    the tango twits.
    getting my ass molested on nights out.
    the fear of bumping into "him".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Miss
    Family
    Irish brekkie
    Guinness

    Don't Miss
    The greed & no one having time to just have a chat - altough that looks like it might not be a problem next time
    Rain and no summers
    Slow Internet
    Lack of public transport
    Scumbags on corners
    Paying silly prices for everything


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    I'm just about to catch a flight home in a few hours to go go home. I've been living in Germany for the last 8 months. Im finished here now.

    I miss:
    my family
    my dogs
    Breakfast roles
    a proper bed
    the fresh air and the piece of the country side

    What I dont miss is:
    scumbags
    knackers
    travelers
    chavs
    etc.
    that no public service like trains or buses work exist.


    I'll be in Ireland for a week, and i'm going to think: "damn, I miss germany"
    there's so much that i'm leaving behind here. Friends, faces, places. and my girlfriend.

    Ireland better cheer me up today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Miss:
    Family/Friends
    Irish breakfast (can get a half-assed version of it here)
    Guinness (can get it here but it's usually tack)

    Don't Miss:
    Rain
    Recession talk
    Paying over the odds for everything


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭missmatty


    Ben_Kav wrote: »
    the comforting joy of a non microwaved dish from your one who spat ya out of her

    Thanks for my first proper laugh of the day :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    julep wrote: »
    Tissues?
    You have tissues man :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Ireland better cheer me up today.

    I actually lolled at that. Why would this place be cheerfull?


    Things I like about going home:

    Sky+
    Free food
    Annoying my little brother



    Things I dont like:

    Dial-Up internet (i dont even bother with it anymore)
    Not having public transport so having to organise lifts everywhere days in advance
    My family annoying me in general


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭cjt156


    I miss:

    Breakfast roles

    Which role would you usually play?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭oztots


    Going back on saturday.

    Loooking forward to
    -Mammies food, think everyone has this one
    -Dogs,
    -Friends
    -Speaking English at a normal pace

    Not so much
    -The scumbags
    -The useless gards
    -Price of anything
    -The recession, oh no not the recession.
    -Weather


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    oztots wrote: »
    Going back on saturday.

    Loooking forward to
    -Mammies food, think everyone has this one
    -Dogs,
    -Friends
    -Speaking English at a normal pace

    Not so much
    -The scumbags
    -The useless gards
    -Price of anything
    -The recession, oh no not the recession.
    -Weather

    There are some dodgy feckers around the Reeperbahn, they not classed as scumbags?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    Yeah, German scumbags are wurst


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    I miss:
    my family
    my dogs
    Breakfast roles
    a proper bed
    the fresh air and the piece of the country side

    What I dont miss is:
    scumbags
    knackers
    travelers
    chavs
    etc.
    that no public service like trains or buses work exist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    erm....


    good:

    irish ciggerettes ( :o )

    pubs/club/social occasions, irish partys are the best

    the coast... even dublins rubbish one.. :rolleyes:

    bad:

    posers,

    scum bags

    the french


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    So "scumbags" seem to be ex-pats main gripe with Ireland. I agree. I'm really not looking forward to going into town and seeing tracksuit clad crew-cut sporting muppets everywhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    So "scumbags" seem to be ex-pats main gripe with Ireland. I agree. I'm really not looking forward to going into town and seeing tracksuit clad crew-cut sporting muppets everywhere.

    we're all not like that i swear,


    now,

    gimme your wallet :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Do they not have scumbags in other countries? Or are they not as obvious as our scumbags? :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    they do but they don't seem to be as threatening or numerous. Plus the fact that they're supposed to be your fellow Irish citizens makes them worse.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Ah the more classy European scum bag! Do they have the strange variant of the native accent though? Cant imagine a high pitched German scum bag


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