scum on the bus

Quazzie · 10-01-2009 09:30PM

Archeron wrote: »

You're a Pokemon, arent you!

Look at my avator!!

Smurfpiss · 10-01-2009 09:30PM

No no i think it's a code.

the underlined words must have some significance.
hang on let me decrypt it...

"The dingleberry is in the nostril."

f*ckin' russian spies.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 10-01-2009 09:31PM

What exactly did these people do to you? Are you from Foxrock? Maybe it's the snobs we need to get rid of?

deleriumtremens · 10-01-2009 09:36PM

I wouldnt have done anything.
I'm so P.C I bend over backwards not to notice that such people exist and are often anti-social.
When I see a group of young fellas wearing sh'it tracksuits and caps at a 45 degree angle, speaking with nasally dublin accents and staring me out of it, carrying cans of dutch gold, I dont feel threatened.
I see them as my equals with as much potential in life as any other citizen.

F'UCKING NOT!!!!

pebbles21 · 10-01-2009 09:40PM

The Citizen wrote: »

How would YOU deal with this situation, and was I correct in my actions?

I was travelling by bus into the city centre. I decided to sit on the front seat upstairs to admire the scenery. Scum get on the bus around 3 stops later. The scum (aged approx. 16, 12, 6) decide to sit around me. The 6 year old sitting beside me takes off his shoe and starts picking at some thing on his foot and generally being a E by jumping around. The smell of the scum was vile and I decided to leave my seat and get off at an early stop. I waited 15 minutes for the next bus and completed the journey.

This is another example of the scum culture that has its poisonous tenticles wrapped firmly around the city. I couldn't use physical force on the scum much as I wanted to, as they were far too young for battle. If only their older brother or father showed up then the fists would fly.

:mad:

something very similar happened to me a few weeks ago

similar scummers got on the bus and they were discussing which team they supported ie man utd or liverpool

the youngest turns round to me and asks "who do you support??"

"your family" was my reply!!

MizzLolly · 10-01-2009 09:41PM

Nelson Yummy Biceps wrote: »

I was thinking the same thing. Jet Li here needs to calm down.

Jet Li is hawt!

SoWatchaWant · 10-01-2009 09:42PM

Maybe you're the scum

Snowie · 10-01-2009 09:43PM

I would of thuaght

scumbags taking of there shoes on public transport, was exceptable.....

Fizman · 10-01-2009 09:45PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

I would of thuaght

scumbags taking of there shoes on public transport, was exceptable.....

You're crazy.

Poor Uncle Tom · 10-01-2009 09:46PM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Maybe you're the scum

Aaw here...that was uncalled for...down with such incitement..:)

challengemaster · 10-01-2009 09:47PM

Time for another genocide, perhaps?

Earthhorse · 10-01-2009 09:48PM

If you only read the underlined words in this thread it still isn't much good but it's over a lot quicker.

Snowie · 10-01-2009 09:49PM

Fizman wrote: »

You're crazy.

I am ?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 10-01-2009 09:50PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

If you only read the underlined words in this thread it still isn't much good but it's over a lot quicker.

Not if you underline everything.

Snowie · 10-01-2009 09:51PM

challengemaster wrote: »

Time for another genocide, perhaps?

but then nato would get involved

phenomenon · 10-01-2009 09:52PM

The Citizen - coming to a cinema near you soon. Rated PG. Contains moderate sexual references.

Karoma · 10-01-2009 09:52PM

Mirror wrote: »

E?

The Citizen cannot curse. It's a thin line he walks. One minute he could be walking down Hartstown Road, the next ...punching a little 6 year old in the face. This would be a bad thing. He'd like totally go from super hero to like super zero. Just like in Batman (Director's Cut).

thelordofcheese · 10-01-2009 09:54PM

This post is superior to the Citizens, as it has 100% more lines

Earthhorse · 10-01-2009 09:57PM

Nelson Yummy Biceps wrote: »

Not if you underline everything.

That'd only happen if everyone was studying for exams.

Kold · 10-01-2009 09:59PM

I probably would've snapped the child's neck, thrown it at the other two, grabbed my keys, rammed them into their eyes then ripped out their tracheas. I would have then tried to think of some incredibly witty line, something along the lines of "THEY F*CKING STOLE MY AIR, THE FBI WANT MY BRAIN!!!!" and then enjoyed my journey in sublime isolation.

Browney7 · 10-01-2009 10:00PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

down with this sort of thing

Careful now;)

4zn76tysfajdxp · 10-01-2009 10:00PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

That'd only happen if everyone was studying for exams.

That's good, because The Citizen will take shoe-removers to school the next time he sees them. By that I mean the School of Hard Knocks. In the testicles.

Lenny · 10-01-2009 10:02PM

This is by far thw rost topic I've ever read on AH. I can't believe i've even replied to it.

Poor Uncle Tom · 10-01-2009 10:03PM

Very voilent people, all of you, for shame....for shame....

CreepingDeath · 10-01-2009 10:10PM

The Citizen wrote: »

How would YOU deal with this situation, and was I correct in my actions?

Well OP... firstly I'd switch to decaffinated coffee immediately.
Maybe look into some meditation techniques, or if it was that bad maybe go to the GP and ask for some valium.

If something like that upsets you that much, then at the very least 50% of the problem is with you.

SV · 10-01-2009 10:13PM

The Citizen wrote: »

I couldn't use physical force on the scum much as I wanted to, as they were far too young for battle. If only their older brother or father showed up then the fists would fly.

:mad:

Ah would you stop, You'd be gone running off the bus like ya did this time only quicker.

DanGerMus · 10-01-2009 10:26PM

Why didn't you inform them politely that they were invading your personal space and making you feel uncomfortable. Then ask nicely if they wouldn't mind moving to another seat.

Then while they're rolling around on the floor laughing Stomp on the 16 year olds face slap the 6 year old take the Shoe and kick it up the other fellas arse.

Surely thats what anyone would do.

PS try and nick their Fags and Heroin too.

Saibh · 10-01-2009 10:31PM

DanGerMus wrote: »

Why didn't you inform them politely that they were invading your personal space and making you feel uncomfortable. Then ask nicely if they wouldn't mind moving to another seat.

Then while they're rolling around on the floor laughing Stomp on the 16 year olds face slap the 6 year old take the Shoe and kick it up the other fellas arse.

Surely thats what anyone would do.

PS try and nick their Fags and Heroin too.

He was waiting for you to help him do a citizen arrest;)

Diabhal Beag · 10-01-2009 10:36PM

This thread has made my day. What if this is a metaphor.
What if we are the citizen and the scummers are the national drinking problem?

Or maybe OP is a posh man with an superiority complex.

partyatmygaff · 10-01-2009 10:46PM

OP maybe you should get out more lol. You sound like a posh old woman who gets intimidated by 6 year olds taking off their shoe.

scum on the bus

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