What have you found when cleaning?

Quazzie · 07-01-2009 11:09PM

leadinglady wrote: »

While cleaning under the bed, I found the emply box from a pair of tights - you know the ones with the virtually naked women on them, except for long legs and tights....It was my sons room I was cleaning...AGE 6....

Sorry to break it to you but your son is a cross dressing ghey

07-01-2009 11:12PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Sorry to break it to you but your son is a cross dressing ghey

Either that or a soon-to-be bank robber with not much imagination.

Kold · 07-01-2009 11:17PM

sexmag wrote: »

just went couch diving last night and found 3 euro and a spliff not to bad for 5 mins work haha

How the sh*t do you lose a spliff?

JerryHandbag · 08-01-2009 12:19AM

I know what I'd LIKE to find when cleaning....that missing Bobby Charlton sticker from my Italia'90 sticker colllection....567 stickers and I collected 566 of them....maybe 19 years later its too much to ask

emeraldstar · 08-01-2009 12:28AM

Tidying my room today I found 20 euro under my pile of dirty washing. Not too bad!

tommmy1979 · 08-01-2009 12:31AM

While cleaning out my shed i found a money bag with a large wad of notes in it. It must have been left there by previous tenants. I rushed inside to convert the notes which were made up of about 5 different currencies into euros on xe.com. Drand total of 15 euro something something ...booooo!

craiginireland · 08-01-2009 12:38AM

When i moved into an apartment some time ago, i moved my bed to find a used condom. :eek:

Landlord had to get a cleaner in cos I certainly wasnt touching it.

Didnt stay too long in that place.....

AlmightyCushion · 08-01-2009 12:45AM

A tin of pineapple slices that had grown something that I can only describe as hair like.
A half filled glass of milk where the milk was solid. You could turn the glass upside down and it wouldn't fall out.
A really badly out of date orange. It was blackish in parts and if you touched it it spat out some dust.
Some bastardised concoction we had to scrape off the wall. I can't remember what I put in it but there was some toothpaste, various sauces, fake tan, beans and some other shít.
Cheese slices from the ceiling.
Found a block of cheese behind the toilet once (that one wasn't me).
Hair from the shower hole thingey is always rank.
Various foods that were stuck to plates and blue molded.
Bag of spuds where some of them had started growing, if I remember correctly.
Blue mold sandwhich from under someones bed.
Funniest was a plate under one of the cushions in the couch.

FlutterinBantam · 08-01-2009 12:58AM

Jeez never clean under your bed.

When I was in college in the States, I fished out two knickers and four thongs all smelling quite rank and with a frikken good 'bloom' on the gusset,my MBA blueprint covered in dried spunk and fanny batter, a large dildo 'Batman', a trio of heavily skidded jocks,a half can of pilchards and a pair of open crotch tights.

Musty smell was something horrible and everything had that rank stale stink about it.

never again.

The_Minister · 08-01-2009 01:18AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

A really badly out of date orange. It was blackish in parts and if you touched it it spat out some dust.

That was most likely spores from the fungus that was growing on your orange.

The more you know.

Acacia · 08-01-2009 02:00AM

I usually find old teddy bears under my bed.

I take them back to bed later and remind them that I still love them.

Yeah. You read it right.

The_Minister · 08-01-2009 02:07AM

Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

leadinglady · 08-01-2009 02:25AM

leadinglady wrote: »

While cleaning under the bed, I found the emply box from a pair of tights - you know the ones with the virtually naked women on them, except for long legs and tights....It was my sons room I was cleaning...AGE 6....

When I said I found an empty box, I meant I wore the tights, he stole the box to look at the naked girl on it.............

What have you found when cleaning?

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