Worst Things to Wake You When You're Hungover

The Sweeper · 2005-10-01 07:48:10

Right... I'm feeling a little fragile this morning. My night last night involved some lager, some ale, some lager again, a curry, a couple of cosmopolitans and a late sloe gin. I tend to drink pints of water before bed, so I'm not as bad as I could be, but I really could do without being up early. 8.45am on a Saturday may…

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#152 23-08-2006 11:51AM

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Busterpuss wrote:

having to get up, pack a huge suitcase and get downstairs to the lobby of hotel to await lift to airport for 7 hour flight, while waiting knew i had to get sick, couldnt make it to the toilet, or puke all over hotel lobby, so did the most disgusting horrible thing ever got sick in my mouth (pure liquid) and swallowed.

not nice.

Ha that's frickin awesome!

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#153 23-08-2006 11:53AM

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its disgusting but i tell you as much as i hate to admit it, i felt much better after.

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#154 05-01-2009 10:06PM

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THe sound of Gerry Ryan doing his slurping thing on the radio

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#155 05-01-2009 10:17PM

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I was wondering how an 11 page thread had suddenly appeared... Naughty doliemix bumping old threads :rolleyes:

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#156 05-01-2009 10:21PM

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Whoa blast from the past.

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#157 05-01-2009 10:22PM

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Rb wrote: »

Whoa blast from the past.

I once bumped a thread from 1999. It got locked soon after and I suspect this one will have a similiar fate.

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#158 05-01-2009 10:26PM

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Spare a thought for the poor builders that woke you up! More than likely they were dyin with a hangover too! Its no joke when your hung over on a monday morning with a kango hammer taking you for a walk

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#159 05-01-2009 10:34PM

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I was 19 when I posted in this thread...

I feel old

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#160 05-01-2009 10:39PM

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I dont get whats wrong? Not everybody has been on boards since 1977.

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#161 05-01-2009 10:44PM

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dolliemix wrote: »

I dont get whats wrong? Not everybody has been on boards since 1977.

Generally if a thread has gone a year without any posts, then you shouldnt post in it-start a new one instead. This one seems to be going fine now though so by all means carry on.

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#162 05-01-2009 10:48PM

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Ok sorry....I think it is a good thread...we can see what happens

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#163 05-01-2009 10:54PM

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Waking up complete hangin to the sound of 3 "boyos" trying to rob the van you and your mate had to sleep in the night before. Then wondering if they'll just rob it anyway and take you two off for a nice "Deliverence" breakfast of anal virginity over-easy.

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#164 05-01-2009 11:12PM

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afew notable "favorites"

waking up to the pain of realizing you've lost a finger nail..no idea how though

walking up in a closed bar the morning after

and

walking up, still drunk and butt nekkid to 3 girls with cameras asking "who are you and why are you in our room mates bed?"
that was an awfully funny night...I think I need a drink!

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#165 06-01-2009 12:20AM

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-Blanco- wrote: »

afew notable "favorites"

waking up to the pain of realizing you've lost a finger nail..no idea how though

Was in Thailand there in June, on Phi Phi island. Went to a bar on the far side of the island. got scuttered. I remember vaguely thinkin i should go home, but next thing i remember im on my bathroom floor climbing up the toilet, covered in blood and sick.

no idea how i got there, all i know is my big toe nail was covered in blood and the nail was hangin off. was really sore until after i landed in oz. jsut getting back to normal now.

apparently some girl had found me in the jungle in the centre of the island lying unconscious on the ground at about 9am and brought me home. thank jaysus for her, else i'd prob still be lyin there now!!

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#166 06-01-2009 12:23AM

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How did she bring you home? Did she drag you?

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#167 06-01-2009 01:00AM

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The_B_Man wrote: »

Was in Thailand there in June, on Phi Phi island. Went to a bar on the far side of the island. got scuttered. I remember vaguely thinkin i should go home, but next thing i remember im on my bathroom floor climbing up the toilet, covered in blood and sick.

no idea how i got there, all i know is my big toe nail was covered in blood and the nail was hangin off. was really sore until after i landed in oz. jsut getting back to normal now.
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Ah so I'm not alone! It's TERRIBLY sore all right...:o

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#168 06-01-2009 01:02AM

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Wow this is an oldie thread.

Good to see MAJD the OP is still going at it great guns. Proof.

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#169 06-01-2009 01:39AM

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Wallpaper you don't recognise and that instant thought - 'i'm not in my own place - where the f*ck am I'???

Terrifying

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#170 06-01-2009 01:44AM

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I was doing a girlie holiday in Greece with a friend once. We met these Dutch guys who were really serious. One of them had a shirt with an embroidered lion on it on the back. We managed to lose them politely......or so we thought....next morning my friend woke up and the first thing she saw was the embroidered lion hanging on the chair beside her....

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#171 06-01-2009 02:08AM

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dolliemix wrote: »

How did she bring you home? Did she drag you?

Dunno. All i know from me roommate was that he heard a bang on the door that woke him about 10am. When he answered, it was some australian girl and one of the girls from reception holding me up. As soon as they let me in the door, i fell flat on the floor. Me mate threw me into the jacks and left me there til i woke up. Me knees and elbows were grazed to bits and the rest of me legs were covered in little cuts. I reckon i tried to run home, barefoot, and kick a rock, fell over, and decided to jsut go asleep. I think this coz when i woke up on the jacks floor, before i opened my eyes, i remember thinkin "jaysus, i better get up off this ground and go home!". lol, its all in me blog!

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#172 06-01-2009 02:15AM

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on two separte occaions in my ground floor flat:

5.30am weird neighbour upstairs brushing the concrete garden with one of those red yard brushes. scratch scratch scratch scratch for over an hour!

8.30am weird landlord powerwashing the garden gswisssssssss gwissssssss gswisssss for 3hours (it was a very throrough job!)
the worst thing was when he would stop for a minute and you'd think it was finally over just to have it start again!!

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#173 06-01-2009 03:13AM

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Worst things to wake you up when hungover...

A tramp saying 'Fúck off, this is MY spot'

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#174 06-01-2009 03:37AM

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Hmm lets see...

Being spooned by a gay guy breathing in your ear. Never confused.

Waking up in a doorway in town at dawn and the streets empty.

Waking up in the jax of supermac's with the cleaners telling you to get out.

Waking up in your ex's fathers bed.

Waking up in the stairwell of your apartment building with only your jocks on wondering if anyone passed while you were asleep.

None of these things ever happened to me...just saying...honest...:o

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#175 06-01-2009 04:18AM

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Worst has to be waking up to my 3yr old neice slapping me around and jumping on the bed- and I'm not a morning person at the best of times.

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#176 06-01-2009 04:30AM

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woke up in some random house up near the mountains with some girl and her mate in the bed.. and my kebab half eaten. Dont remember getting there apart from a taxi meter reading 60euro!!

Woke up in a bus shelter on my 18th
woke up in ballsbridge bus station..

waking up to your brothers dog barking at 7am for a piss
waking up to find somebodys arm around youin your own bed, people everywhere and a strange cut on your leg.

going on the tear with some staff and the next morning (late), still majorly drunk, falling asleep on the jax but forgetting to lock the door... yup camera phones....

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#177 06-01-2009 04:32AM

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Woke up at 7:30 or so after a heavy night on the drink down in my holiday home in wexford, going to the toilet to get sick, mum comes out of the kitchen and goes get yourself ready were leaving for Dublin in a hour :S . That was not a plesent journey back to dublin! :pac:

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#178 06-01-2009 04:48AM

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Waking up to see a nice glass of water on ur bedside locker, which you subsequntly down, and then realise its straight vodka!

waking up to any manual labour.

beign too wrecked to go for a piss, so having to hold it for an hour, unable to go back asleep, until ya finally ya give in and go.

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#179 06-01-2009 04:49AM

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My ex was a complete bollax to me one night we were out with friends- as fitting punishment thought I'd treat him to all the ring tones on my phone the following morning whilst he was trying to sleep it off!

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#180 06-01-2009 04:53AM

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beign too wrecked to go for a piss, so having to hold it for an hour, unable to go back asleep, until ya finally ya give in and go.[/QUOTE]

Then when you finally realise you cant take it any longer you hear your flatmate locking the bathroom door and the shower being turned on

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#181 06-01-2009 05:03AM

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vomit hangover

loss of memory- you have to live in the knowledge that it will eventually return

in a random house - not knowing where you are, with no money to get home

when you open your bag and realise youve lost your phone/ purse etc.

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