Whats the sickest you've ever been?

Jazzy · 05-01-2009 03:53AM

i almost died once. was in a coma for 4 days after contracting meningitis. pretty much sucked balls

javaboy · 05-01-2009 03:53AM

Saibh wrote: »

Maybe if you had posted a different photo yourself, you might have won....:p

I just did what my anonymous benefactor demanded. Don't blame me.

Shacklebolt · 05-01-2009 03:53AM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Darn... why did I have to make my Deja Vu joke in the reported posts forum...

Because youre stupid, thats why everybody does everything.

AlmightyCushion · 05-01-2009 03:54AM

javaboy wrote: »

You should have made wild election promises like Terry and then conveniently forgot them.

That's why he got my vote.

I did make promises one of which was to ban anyone who didn't vote for me. Good bye.

orestes · 05-01-2009 03:54AM

Sangre wrote: »

The sickest I've ever been is probably last week when I was fúcking my little sister.

32 minutes, longer than I was expecting tbh

Saibh · 05-01-2009 03:55AM

javaboy wrote: »

I just did what my anonymous benefactor demanded. Don't blame me.

Hmmm, we will have to have a wee chat with him/her...

eVeNtInE · 05-01-2009 03:57AM

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javaboy · 05-01-2009 03:59AM

Did you miss me? No? Oh.

lol @ eventine voting for someone else. My vote went to oeb but would have gone to you if you had been there so that's 2 more. I hope you didn't vote for delija because that would have made it a tie.

Dudess · 05-01-2009 03:59AM

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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It happened to a girl I know and her boyfriend... on a plane. Is there more than one toilet on a plane? Truly sucked to be them that time if there isn't...

I don't know what they could have done to deserve such punishment (possibly eating dodgy food...)

Saibh · 05-01-2009 03:59AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I did make promises one of which was to ban anyone who didn't vote for me. Good bye.

You need a better voting manifesto than that

/runs out of AH

AlmightyCushion · 05-01-2009 04:01AM

Saibh wrote: »

You need a better voting manifesto than that

/runs out of AH

I also promised to increase pooing and taxi threads tenfold.

eVeNtInE · 05-01-2009 04:01AM

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eVeNtInE · 05-01-2009 04:03AM

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AlmightyCushion · 05-01-2009 04:04AM

eVeNtInE wrote: »

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Next year I'll petition that everyone gets 16 preferences.

Saibh · 05-01-2009 04:04AM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I also promised to increase pooing and taxi threads tenfold.

pooing and taxi threads - but that is so last year

Mint Sauce · 05-01-2009 10:41AM

burst apendix when i was 2, bleeding ulcer about 6 years ago, vomiting for a few hours last week

biko · 05-01-2009 10:44AM

I once had 41° Celsius, was pretty sick.

Overflow · 05-01-2009 10:48AM

Meningitis and a spontaneous pheumothorax(collapsed lung) both horrifically painful.

barbiegirl · 05-01-2009 10:55AM

Apart from taking fits at random times in my childhood and all the normal childhood illnesses, I think Scarlett Fever when I was 17 and a proper full on flu about 6-7 years ago. All in all not doing too badly :-)

shane86 · 05-01-2009 10:58AM

Ever overdone it at a rave til the sun comes up? Ive felt like the morning after since around midday new years day now, this is without a doubt the worst dose Ive had since I was 10 and ended up in hospital after my legs went

Its a weird one and all, comes in phases- the first day was little or no coughing or bad taste, it was tight throat, chills and feeling like my bones would crack. And you get 4 hour periods where you think it is on its way out and then it comes roaring back as strong as ever.

Still havent been to the doctor mind. Havent been to a doctor since I was about 15 bar when work forced me for a sick note (it was just a bad cold but 3 days absent requires one or somesuch). I just dont do flu generally, it is the first real flu in about 7 years. Just dont agree with the idea of paying 60 euro for them to ask me to breathe in and out, tell me I have a flu and then write me a prescription for a drug that the chemist would easily know I required if we could cut out this middleman nonsense.

TPD · 05-01-2009 11:04AM

Don't know what it was, but a few years ago I got sick and couldnt eat without throwing up for a week. Raging headache if I moved in the slightest. Lay on a sofa all week in pretty much total silence, only having maybe 2 dry plain biscuits and a glass of water each day. Had that little energy that if I got up to go to the toilet, I'd need to sleep when I got back to the sofa. Was sh!tting pure black at the time too.

Looking back, I should probably have been taken to the doctor.

Neamhshuntasach · 05-01-2009 11:08AM

I had bacterial meningitis when i was 7. Was pretty close to death and hostipalized for weeks. I don't remember much of it but my ma says the doctors were pretty certain i wouldn't make it at the earlier stages.

helimachoptor · 05-01-2009 11:15AM

Had pneumonia for a month when I was younger but never went to the doc as I thought it was just a heavy flu or something. Pretty much fell over one day got brought to hospital and was told what an idiot I was for not going to the doc. So had a stay for a few days in hospital.

Overflow · 05-01-2009 11:18AM

TPD wrote: »

Don't know what it was, but a few years ago I got sick and couldnt eat without throwing up for a week. Raging headache if I moved in the slightest. Lay on a sofa all week in pretty much total silence, only having maybe 2 dry plain biscuits and a glass of water each day. Had that little energy that if I got up to go to the toilet, I'd need to sleep when I got back to the sofa. Was sh!tting pure black at the time too.

Looking back, I should probably have been taken to the doctor.

That sounds like Viral Meningitis to me.

TPD · 05-01-2009 11:20AM

Overflow wrote: »

That sounds like Viral Meningitis to me.

What makes you say that?

I guess I should really have been taken to the doctor.

piby · 05-01-2009 12:21PM

Food Poisoning about a year ago. I stayed in bed and didn't eat for a week ended up losing 2 stone (Not good for a No.8

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Abi · 05-01-2009 12:34PM

The sickest Ive ever been was 5 balls into the lotto and I had them all so far. The last rolled and it wasnt a f.ucking 25. Not really a lotto player, but was told to do it being my bday its sposed to be lucky. What a crock of sh.it.

Other than that horrific gastroren.. gasturent.. Vomiting.

My bedroom wasnt unlike a scene from the Excorsist for 2 days straight. Had an repeat performance over the lotto incident.

6th · 05-01-2009 12:37PM

Had to be when I had pneumonia and pleurisy at the same time. Not fun.

Fizman · 05-01-2009 12:57PM

Overflow wrote: »

Meningitis and a spontaneous pheumothorax(collapsed lung) both horrifically painful.

Holy sh1t you got a spontaneous one? Can't imagine that! I suffered 2 traumatic pnuemothorax's. Both from falling heavily on my rib cage while playing soccer. Not a lot of fun! First time I was in hospital for 10 days getting it back to 100%, second time (18 months after the first) I was in for 5 days. Then when I did it the second time around, alarm bells went. So I had to get an operation in October to get it sorted (had to get 2 little air blisters removed that were on my lung). Was in Blackrock for a week. Most painful thing i've ever gone through. I'd like to think thats the end of my lungs probs anyway!

Suffered Glandular fever a few years ago as well. Not very nice at all.

Delirium · 05-01-2009 01:00PM

Food poisioning for being the worst thing I had to endure.

But I also had thyroid infections in my neck, left hand side swelled up big enough to require 3 separate surgeries. It didn't cause much discomfort but the doctors said it would be best to get rid of it. Took them 3 times to get it right:rolleyes:

Whats the sickest you've ever been?

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