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NakedDex · 28-12-2008 02:22AM

Not fully. 50 round mag, 14 dead, single shots to the head. That's why she's so smug.

OzCam · 28-12-2008 09:49AM

She's also smiling 'cos they can't send her on undercover counterfeit currency investigations any more.

kevteljeur · 28-12-2008 12:31PM

Dex, the attraction for you of that woman is that she is a woman, and you believe that you'll be able to talk to her about guns.

Agent: " ...but, Dex, it's just a job. I'm not really interested in guns and stuff. Like this Q90 or whatever, Bob in the bureau sticks the bullets or whatever they're called into it. I just wave it about and people do what I tell them."
Dex: "..."
Agent: "But you're cute. Let's talk about movies. I really liked Meg Ryan in 'Sleepless in Seattle', it was soooo touching and realistic, it's like my life too!! How about you?"

Dex: "Err... Dremel?"

Edit: Meanwhile, Stercus peers through the window, and thinks "Hurrrr hurrr, I bet she's got a wiener, stalking really paid off this time!"

NakedDex · 28-12-2008 04:45PM

kevteljeur wrote: »

Agent: "But you're cute. Let's talk about movies. I really liked Meg Ryan in 'Sleepless in Seattle', it was soooo touching and realistic, it's like my life too!! How about you?"

Deal breaker, right there.
Besides, I'd much rather not talk about guns. I'd prefer to talk about things like whether or not Drew Brees could take Dan Marinos record this season and why Sidney Crosby isn't being pulled up on blatant cheap shots just because he's a decent centre. He's got a bigger name for throwing down than he does for his scoring record.

Stercus Accidit · 28-12-2008 05:32PM

kevteljeur wrote: »

Edit: Meanwhile, Stercus peers through the window, and thinks "Hurrrr hurrr, I bet she's got a wiener, stalking really paid off this time!"

Pathetic attempt.

There were several concurrent funny posts in here, until you decided it looked like fun and "joined in".

Your therapist, if you bother to bring up these constant homophobic taunts directed at me, will surely tell you its your problem, not mine.

Keep it to yourself

kevteljeur · 28-12-2008 07:38PM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

Pathetic attempt.

There were several concurrent funny posts in here, until you decided it looked like fun and "joined in".

Your therapist, if you bother to bring up these constant homophobic taunts directed at me, will surely tell you its your problem, not mine.

Keep it to yourself

My therapist actually suggested that a three-way mud-wrestle between you, me and Steven Segal was probably the only way to deal with this whole situation, and would be healthy exercise too.

I put it to my girlfriend to see what she would think of the idea, but she just started packing her bags and leaving, and was moving too fast to answer...

Stercus Accidit · 28-12-2008 08:17PM

kevteljeur wrote: »

I put it to my girlfriend to see what she would think of the idea, but she just started packing her bags and leaving, and was moving too fast to answer...

I note you emphasise the "she" in your post, hmm... whos benefit is that for?

I will be very careful of myself around you Kev in future, you are a very confused man.

That first bit you wrote(shudder), is from the mind of a madman.

jill_valentine · 28-12-2008 09:46PM

Well think about it lads, she's secret service. She's not allowed talk about the cool stuff.

Masada · 29-12-2008 05:36PM

lol,. deadly,.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0&feature=related]

CrazyRabbit · 29-12-2008 05:38PM

FAIL at using youtube tags...

Tut tut vtec.

KonFusion · 29-12-2008 05:40PM

anyone go to the warehouse today?

was thinking of goin later jus to hav a look...haven been down yet

Masada · 29-12-2008 05:41PM

Meh, google Chrome failz!

kdouglas · 29-12-2008 06:59PM

KonFusion wrote: »

anyone go to the warehouse today?

was thinking of goin later jus to hav a look...haven been down yet

Yup, was down there today, good games.

Stercus Accidit · 29-12-2008 09:02PM

vtec wrote: »

Meh, google Chrome failz!

Towney + airsoft = raving nerd in 1 year flat

Masada · 29-12-2008 09:10PM

yeah, i was coaxed into trying it, and now its set as default so i didn't bother reverting back.,:D

its actually a really good browser, they just need to sort out all that "plugin" sh*t.,

Stercus Accidit · 29-12-2008 09:12PM

vtec wrote: »

yeah, i was coaxed into trying it, and now its set as default so i didn't bother reverting back.,:D

its actually a really good browser, they just need to sort out all that "plugin" sh*t.,

I use a computer for MY internetting needs.

Masada · 29-12-2008 09:16PM

Ah I getchya,

I forgot you from bog arse of meath, have ya upgraded to colour computers down there or are ya still using the one with the black screen and green writing?
or has the " new Windows 98" OS arrived yet?

NakedDex · 29-12-2008 09:23PM

Hands up everyone who'd rather have Windows 98 SE than Vista?

/raises hand

Turncoat · 29-12-2008 09:25PM

Me too....life was was simple back then...all games used to work on all computers.

Stercus Accidit · 29-12-2008 09:30PM

vtec wrote: »

Ah I getchya,

I forgot you from bog arse of meath, have ya upgraded to colour computers down there or are ya still using the one with the black screen and green writing?
or has the " new Windows 98" OS arrived yet?

Whats a screen?

I read boards.ie off of computer punch cards.

DICEMAN7 · 30-12-2008 04:03AM

#
anybody know which aeg and what drugs she is on ? bad pic sorry know which movie ?

Stercus Accidit · 30-12-2008 04:05AM

looks like a tec9 or an m3 grease gun.

Guessing a tec, m3's had no short mags afaik.

KonFusion · 30-12-2008 04:14AM

Lookts like a tec9 alright. havent seen an AEG model of them....not that i'd want one...unless i'm going for that gangster/drug dealer look lol

wher u pull that pic from? she looks like she's wearin across between a BDU and a frock

jill_valentine · 30-12-2008 04:15AM

I vote tec9. Also, if that's Lori Petty, the answer to the second part is "All of them."

KonFusion · 30-12-2008 04:18AM

Lori Petty....as in....TANK GIRL!!!?? :eek:

could be from that...

or that one she did "inside army now" or "in the army now"...dont remember.....i've actually no idea why i know who she is anyway lol :P

Stercus Accidit · 30-12-2008 04:19AM

Theres an external gas tec 9, and a gbb tec 9 by maruzen.

Nearly got one awhile back, 400$ with a few mags, very old and rare.

DICEMAN7 · 30-12-2008 04:20AM

stercus+1 miss valentine +2

jill_valentine · 30-12-2008 04:20AM

Tank Girl it is.

'Nuther picture:

DICEMAN7 · 30-12-2008 04:24AM

damn that evil empire .called google lol

KonFusion · 30-12-2008 04:28AM

banned in the US apparently, and no longer produced

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intratec_TEC-DC9

the actual one that is, prob makes sense why the AEG version is so rare

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