Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

The airsofter, who this christmas, takes from his child their new star wars toy laser, complete with clone trooper helmet, and little clone trooper suit.

And then procedes to tear apart the laser in front of the previously confused, now crying child, and puts an mp7, skorpion, aep, full v3 gearbox WHATEVER inside it making it an aeg.

Then forces himself into the clone trooper suit, interspercing the sound of tearing spandex with the cries of the child, dons the plastic helmet far too small for him, splitting it along the sides,

And goes out to a skirmish, among grown men in camoflage, with King Arms and VFC aegs, with authentic bdus etc. in this ghastly abomination of a childhood dream ruined and manly respect shattered,

Plays a full game in this gear, with the gun making the lasers pew pew sounds, the helmet making the clone trooper voices, and the suit making the agonising groans of it final hours, ignoring the uproarious laughter and taunts, the shocked looks, and adding his own clone trooper battle cry in shoddy australian accent,

Then returning to his home, to his appaled wife, to his distraught child, in a sad, muddy, tattered spectical befitting only a clone trooper who has been fully processed and excreted by some gigantic digestive system, cracks his head out of the remnants of the mask, rips off the tatters of the suit, now not much more than a borat mankini in blue and white, and takes the broken laser, and hands all this back to his child, who is now traumatised for life, and then sits down to post on boards about his day...

This is the airsofter we should all worship, aspire to, and fear the most,

As this would be the actions of a true airsofter, one not bound by societies or dignities restraints,

And is a King among regular airsofting men.


Now wheres that argos catalogue.

Puding wrote: »

nope for more picks see if you get it know




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