WHY

likely_lass · 27-12-2008 02:07PM #1

is it so fun to sneez?

towel401 · 27-12-2008 02:08PM

a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm

shenanigans1982 · 27-12-2008 02:10PM

Aint fun all the time...I sneezed and farted at the same time the other day. Felt like I had been raped by a guy called Butch in the hole and the nose.

Wurly · 27-12-2008 02:11PM

towel401 wrote: »

a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm

Me arse it is. I've sneezed more that 8 times in succession and I didn't achieve the big O.

Having said that - yes I agree. Sneezing rules.

It's really annoying listening to someone else sneeze though. Especially when they're over dramatic about it. Gets on my tits, that does.

likely_lass · 27-12-2008 02:12PM

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Aint fun all the time...I sneezed and farted at the same time the other day. Felt like I had been raped by a guy called Butch in the hole and the nose.

AHAHA that sonds like your body just lost control, im surprised you didnt pee a little bit

Biggins · 27-12-2008 02:13PM

I find it no fun. I get seriouly pissed off.
I do be trying to do something important and the friggin' sneezing starts.
I do have to try and keep working while blommin' sneezing. Its really pisses me off.
If there was a drug available tomorrow that guarenteed I'd never sneeze again, I'd take it in a flash.

Steve · 27-12-2008 02:15PM

towel401 wrote: »

a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm

And pepper = rhinomasturbation...:D

Toiletroll · 27-12-2008 02:18PM

Looking at the sun or really bright lights always puts me over the edge

likely_lass · 27-12-2008 02:20PM

Biggins wrote: »

I find it no fun. I get seriouly pissed off.
I do be trying to do something important and the friggin' sneezing starts.
I do have to try and keep working while blommin' sneezing. Its really pisses me off.
If there was a drug available tomorrow that guarenteed I'd never sneeze again, I'd take it in a flash.

your a weirdo, i get so happy when i sneeze

cant stand nrly sneezing though

dlofnep · 27-12-2008 02:22PM

I just hate it when you have a sneeze but it goes away

Sneezes can be such a dick-tease.

m@cc@ · 27-12-2008 02:22PM

towel401 wrote: »

a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm

Yeah, but a good orgasm or a great one? A sneeze is the 1/8 of an orgasm from ****ing over pictures of Mary Harney.

Biggins · 27-12-2008 02:28PM

The expression "Bless you" or "god bless(ed) you" etc... apparently comes from the fact that when you sneeze, your heart either misses a beat or flucuates much slower to a stop for micro-seconds.
Apparently then because your heart then continues on again, you were considered "blessed" because you were further granted life to continue onwards by what ever is your icon of faith!

Its amazing the useless junk you learn in other places.

galwayrush · 27-12-2008 02:29PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Yeah, but a good orgasm or a great one? A sneeze is the 1/8 of an orgasm from ****ing over pictures of Mary Harney.

Mary Hearney could never arouse me enough to sneeze.:rolleyes:

27-12-2008 02:33PM

likely_lass wrote: »

is it so fun to sneez?

not always, like when you're driving or carrying out open-heart surgery..

Tech3 · 27-12-2008 02:47PM

I have hayfever in june, i can tell you all sneezing is not fun!!!

Tech3 · 27-12-2008 02:50PM

Biggins wrote: »

The expression "Bless you" or "god bless(ed) you" etc... apparently comes from the fact that when you sneeze, your heart either misses a beat or flucuates much slower to a stop for micro-seconds.
Apparently then because your heart then continues on again, you were considered "blessed" because you were further granted life to continue onwards by what ever is your icon of faith!

Its amazing the useless junk you learn in other places.

Yes Ive heard about that useless fact somewhere before. But its been said that bless you was a saying against the devil after you sneeze

m@cc@ · 27-12-2008 02:50PM

I would say 90% of my sneezing is done at work and I can only think it's the fricking air-con that's causing it.

m@cc@ · 27-12-2008 02:52PM

tech2 wrote: »

Yes Ive heard about that useless fact somewhere before. But its been said that bless you was a saying against the devil after you sneeze

I thought it had to do with the spread of germs during the plague. Sneezing was seen as the start of the plague so 'bless you' was an attempt to stop the disease.

AnonoBoy · 27-12-2008 02:53PM

likely_lass wrote: »

is it so fun to sneez?

It isn't. It's immoral.

Didn't the Pope say something about this recently?

Tech3 · 27-12-2008 02:56PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

I thought it had to do with the spread of germs during the plague. Sneezing was seen as the start of the plague so 'bless you' was an attempt to stop the disease.

Nope never heard of it. It must be the irish version!! :pac:

27-12-2008 03:02PM

I only heard about the whole thing with sneezing when looking at the sun recently. But apparently it's very common.

Typical really. We spend most of the year complaining that it's not sunny, and when it is half of us are allergic to it!

Biggins · 27-12-2008 03:05PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

I thought it had to do with the spread of germs during the plague. Sneezing was seen as the start of the plague so 'bless you' was an attempt to stop the disease.

I think your thinking of "Ring a ring of rosies..."
That was invented during the plague times.

Ring a ring a roses (making a ring of roses which becomes..)
a pocket full of poses (a death wreath)
ti-shoo
to-shoo (everyone gets sick)
we all fall down (dies en-mass)

27-12-2008 03:08PM

Biggins wrote: »

I find it no fun. I get seriouly pissed off.
I do be trying to do something important and the friggin' sneezing starts.
I do have to try and keep working while blommin' sneezing. Its really pisses me off.
If there was a drug available tomorrow that guarenteed I'd never sneeze again, I'd take it in a flash.

Me too hate it now.

Whenever I sneeze , i do it 30 + times every time .

Everyone just starts counting and it p1sses me off.

m@cc@ · 27-12-2008 03:09PM

Biggins wrote: »

I think your thinking of "Ring a ring of rosies..."
That was invented during the plague times.

Ring a ring a roses (making a ring of roses which becomes..)
a pocket full of poses (a death wreath)
ti-shoo
to-shoo (everyone gets sick)
we all fall down (dies en-mass)

Sorry to Wikipedia your ass.

Wikipedia wrote: »

One explanation holds that the custom originally began as an actual blessing. Gregory I became Pope in 590 as an outbreak of the bubonic plague was reaching Rome. In hopes of fighting off the disease, he ordered unending prayer and parades of chanters through the streets. At the time, sneezing was thought to be an early symptom of the plague. The blessing ("God bless you!") became a common effort to halt the disease.[3]
A variant of the Pope Gregory I story places it with Pope Gregory VII, then tells the common (though untrue) story of "Ring Around the Rosey" being connected to the same plague.

27-12-2008 03:09PM

Biggins wrote: »

I think your thinking of "Ring a ring of rosies..."
That was invented during the plague times.

Ring a ring a roses (making a ring of roses which becomes..)
a pocket full of poses (a death wreath)
ti-shoo
to-shoo (everyone gets sick)
we all fall down (dies en-mass)

I think that was proven to be false.. Snopes here I come..

http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.asp

Biggins · 27-12-2008 03:26PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I think that was proven to be false.. Snopes here I come..

http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.asp

Dang, another mystery solved.
All I need to know now is who killed Kennedy and see the pics of Princess Margeret (1973) naked in Africa (and the subsequent cover-up) and my life is complete.

Biggins · 27-12-2008 03:27PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Sorry to Wikipedia your ass.

Thats ok, if your female and good looking, you can have my ass any day!

27-12-2008 03:30PM

m@cc@ wrote: »

Sorry to Wikipedia your ass.

Interesting ..

Biggins · 27-12-2008 03:34PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Interesting ..

LOL thats mad! :pac:

Holsten · 27-12-2008 03:40PM

It's not fun, I hate sneezing.

27-12-2008 03:42PM

Even better

And it's gone. Damn they're quick.

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