if you were a bouncer

poisonated · 18-12-2008 07:38PM #1

Hi id like to ask for some opinions on this..
I was going to a well known club with a shared beer garden on harcourt street.I had drank admitedly a bit too much:o
but anyway when I got to this club i was refused entry because I didnt have a ticket,which i didnt know was needed, which was fair enough but then the guy called me a rat and they all had a good laugh so i said that one of them laughed like a girl(very high pitched).. then he started to get angry... anyway my question is if you were a bouncer and I came to that club 2 weeks later... would you let me in,would you remember?
sorry... bit worried:(

Melion · 18-12-2008 07:40PM

Yes, we remember everyone that acts the cúnt

RedXIV · 18-12-2008 07:41PM

I've done a bit on doors in my time and i have to admit, its alot easier than people think to remember faces. Thats no reason not to try but don't count on him just forgetting what you look like, especially after only 2 weeks

humberklog · 18-12-2008 07:52PM

If you do indeed have prominent rat like features then they probably will.

Shave the whiskers, leave the big block of cheese at home, were a urinal cathider and stick your big spooky tail inside your trousers before you give it another bash.

Wishbone Ash · 18-12-2008 08:24PM

Moved to After Hours.

tony1kenobi · 18-12-2008 08:34PM

poisonated wrote: »

my question is if you were a bouncer and I came to that club 2 weeks later... would you let me in,would you remember?

It would depend how much coke I'd done the first night.

Also, I'd be just doing my job son.

poisonated · 18-12-2008 08:43PM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Also, I'd be just doing my job son.

as in take each night as it comes or...?

Fad · 18-12-2008 09:06PM

poisonated wrote: »

as in take each night as it comes or...?

Or stop using your brothers ID who admittedly isnt exactly identical to you.

AlmightyCushion · 18-12-2008 09:07PM

Hop into a cardboard box and run right past him. If it works for solid snake, it'll work for you.

poisonated · 18-12-2008 09:11PM

Fad wrote: »

Or stop using your brothers ID who admittedly isnt exactly identical to you.

Ill have you know im 19 mr fad so none of your cheek young man:D
oh and as for the cardboard box idea... pure brilliant I didnt think of that... i will try it;)

truecrippler · 18-12-2008 09:13PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Hop into a cardboard box and run right past him. If it works for solid snake, it'll work for you.

Or tap on a wall at the side of the Drinkery... that should get his attention then you can slip inside unnoticed.

poisonated · 18-12-2008 09:21PM

anyone have any suggestions as to how one would go about grovelling with the bouncer to let you in... would this work?:o:)

stovelid · 18-12-2008 09:22PM

Perhaps consider going to one of the million other pubs in Dubin instead?

dr.bollocko · 18-12-2008 09:23PM

Wishbone Ash wrote: »

Moved to After Hours.

Thanks buddy!

If I were trying to gain entry into a nightclub after being kicked out not two weeks before I would try and have an incredibly distracting physical trait that does not involve looking like a rat to fool those bouncers. Perhaps fake an amputated arm. Points to both a regimental history and melancholic outlook that appeals to many bouncers.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 18-12-2008 09:28PM

Try to get in sometime in the meantime, if he says no, smile, be polite, leave. Then when you need to get in, this might be what he remembers.

That said, as far as I know, bouncers are extrmely unpredictable, so anything's possible.

Fad · 18-12-2008 09:30PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Hop into a cardboard box and run right past him. If it works for solid snake, it'll work for you.

What do you do if you see an Exclamation Mark? This obvious will happen in the third person.

poisonated wrote: »

Ill have you know im 19 mr fad so none of your cheek young man:D

Lies make baby Jebus cry, Billy

poisonated · 18-12-2008 09:36PM

thanks for the replies...
fad i know this is after hours but you sure are menthol!:o

Hellm0 · 18-12-2008 09:37PM

First things first, are you in reality a rat? If so, try not being a rat and see how that works out.

If however you are indeed human and do not resemble our beady eyed friends of the gutter then perhaps a quick display of submission would work? Perhaps a lowering of the head, point your eyes to the ground. Should he prove aggressive some sharp, high pitched yelps followed by your laying on your back with your legs and arms in the air may persuade him further.

As a last(but funner) option, find and kidnap his mother, take pictures of the dear old girl in various states of undress and bring them with you. Should he prove troublesome merely show him said pictures and let him know you mean business (and that in no uncertain terms if he wishes to see his mother again unscathed you best be granted entrance). Good times are bound to ensue.

Hope this helps,
H.

Esel · 19-12-2008 01:48AM

[high pitch]Tee hee hee![/high pitch] Not a chance, rat-boy!

likely_lass · 19-12-2008 02:14AM

this worked for a friend of mine who was in a similar position

- he went up to the bouncer in question in a reasonably sober state and said "here mate im really sorry i was a dick last week, i drank too much, it will not happen again"

usually the honest apology works best, he will probably remember you caus bouncers dont take kindly to d***s, but he might respect this approach

note:mate seems to work well on bouncers

minidazzler · 19-12-2008 02:41AM

likely_lass wrote: »

this worked for a friend of mine who was in a similar position

- he went up to the bouncer in question in a reasonably sober state and said "here mate im really sorry i was a dick last week, i drank too much, it will not happen again"

usually the honest apology works best, he will probably remember you caus bouncers dont take kindly to d***s, but he might respect this approach

note:mate seems to work well on bouncers

And if he didn't remember you he might appreciate your honesty more......or tell ya to feck off.

KnifeWRENCH · 19-12-2008 02:55AM

poisonated wrote: »

thanks for the replies...
fad i know this is after hours but you sure are menthol!

At AH we serve many functions - to give sound advice about bouncers, soothe sore throats and flavour cigarettes. :pac:

oztots · 19-12-2008 07:05AM

Saying sorry can work wonders.

Just because you cant remember their faces doesnt mean they cant remember yours. And remember, they were sober at the time.

Degag · 19-12-2008 07:14AM

The person in question might not even be working that night or could be stationed in another part of the club...

oztots · 19-12-2008 07:34AM

Degag wrote: »

The person in question might not even be working that night or could be stationed in another part of the club...

Which means he spots you and kicks you out after you pay in.

Degag · 19-12-2008 07:38AM

Well you'd have a much better chance of avoiding him... Anyway he'd want to be a pretty strict (and petty) bouncer not to let a guy in for saying he laughed like a girl...

oztots · 19-12-2008 08:17AM

Degag wrote: »

Well you'd have a much better chance of avoiding him... Anyway he'd want to be a pretty strict (and petty) bouncer not to let a guy in for saying he laughed like a girl...

You laugh like a girl, now be nice to me next time you see me? I dunno, wouldnt go down well with me.
Anytime somebodys been abusize in any way i'll be making sure they're not in my pub/club for a while, unless they say sorry.

rockdrummer · 19-12-2008 08:27AM

Or just shoot all bouncers because they are complete wasters !!

oztots · 19-12-2008 08:37AM

rockdrummer wrote: »

Or just shoot all bouncers because they are complete wasters !!

Ah dont be saying that now, i dont feel like getting off my stand. I'm practicing looking menacing.

oeb · 19-12-2008 09:57AM

rockdrummer wrote: »

Or just shoot all bouncers because they are complete wasters !!

Is this coming from a drummer?

rockdrummer · 19-12-2008 10:12AM

I wonder how many drummers OEB knows and how many he thinks are waster !!??

Its a well know fact most bouncers are on a power trip and just ignorant !!

if you were a bouncer

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