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Tom Dunne. You have been challenged. Join the (other) Orange Order.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Terry wrote: »

    <3 Terry!

    Just want to add that trout has refused to do it as has Zaph, although both are happy to encourage Tom to go alone. :)

    Discussion started here:

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58248032&postcount=84576

    Think of the children!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 ✭✭✭trout


    janeybabe wrote: »
    <3 Terry!

    Just want to add that trout has refused to do it as has Zaph, although both are happy to encourage Tom to go alone. :)

    Note : Zaph and myself are matching yore offer with One Hundred of yore Earth Eurines, thereby raising additional funds for teh childer on the back of Tom Dunne's dignity.

    You make it sound like we are not contributing anything :cool:

    Go Tom Dunne GO!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    trout wrote: »
    Note : Zaph and myself are matching yore offer with One Hundred of yore Earth Eurines, thereby raising additional funds for teh childer on the back of Tom Dunne's dignity.

    You make it sound like we are not contributing anything :cool:

    Go Tom Dunne GO!

    Believe me trout, you contribution has been duly noted. You are a man amongst.....em.....fish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 ✭✭✭trout


    janeybabe wrote: »
    Believe me trout, you contribution has been duly noted. You are a man amongst.....em.....fish.

    Achsully ... I am a fish among men. It was ever thus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Ok, never a man to turn down a chance to look like an Oompa Loompa challenge, what do I have to do? And why three coats? And why badly applied?

    And why am I considering it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Tom i believe the three badly applied coats is so you will look like a properly tangoed oompa loompa, the kind of lady the brothers so badly desire in the bar? The original idea was for smahey, trout and tom dunne and zaph got an extra few euro if she "he" joined in. It seems zaph and trout have desserted your tangoed side in favour of paying to laugh at you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    *whispers*

    what about karoma?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    LolaDub wrote: »
    *whispers*

    what about karoma?

    Herr K. is not around for a while. Besides, he is a category mod, not just a BGRH mod.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Whats the point? Is he untangoable?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    LolaDub wrote: »
    Whats the point? Is he untangoable?

    I believe so.

    It's in his contract.

    A sort of Boards.ie prenuptial.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Right Tom, you are considering it because it is for the children!


    3 coats, so that is comes out properly and applied badly because it will look worse that way.

    Up for it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Just seeing this now. :eek:

    How difficult is it to get that stuff off?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    smashey wrote: »
    Just seeing this now. :eek:

    How difficult is it to get that stuff off?

    Um, I am sure it just washes off.

    Doesn't it?

    Please tell me it does. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Yes, but in stages so you get a nice patchy,diseased look. Not sure what this looks like, head out to UCD. :)

    There is also paint stripper which will work or Clinique's Clarifying lotion 4.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    smashey wrote: »
    Just seeing this now. :eek:

    How difficult is it to get that stuff off?


    It can be licked off


    *may not be true


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    Oh dear god. I HAVE to see this! hahahaha!!

    Tom. . . fake tan is nice WHEN it doesn't go wrong. . when it isn't applied 3 times. . . and when it isn't applied badly. . . A combination of those and you get this. . .

    . . . .

    http://www.magsbaylan.com/orange3_fn.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    smashey wrote: »
    Just seeing this now. :eek:

    How difficult is it to get that stuff off?

    You up for it smashey? Don't leave Brother Tom all alone!
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Um, I am sure it just washes off.

    Doesn't it?

    Please tell me it does. :eek:

    Depends on which one you use. There are some that will wash off with just water. You are not allowed use those ones because if it rains you will end up with tan in your eyes and that wont be nice. (But mainly because there is too much of a chance that you will give in!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,058 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Um, I am sure it just washes off.

    Doesn't it?

    Please tell me it does. :eek:


    Of course it does Tom.











    Now, do you feel any better?

    In truth, I'd recommend brillo pads and cif cream to remove it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 ✭✭✭trout


    ChewChew wrote: »
    Tom. . . fake tan is nice WHEN it doesn't go wrong. . when it isn't applied 3 times. . . and when it isn't applied badly. . . A combination of those and you get this. . .

    . . . .

    http://www.magsbaylan.com/orange3_fn.jpg

    Ah ... I think she's purdy ;) she looks like fun
    deswalsh wrote: »
    Of course it does Tom.











    Now, do you feel any better?

    In truth, I'd recommend brillo pads and cif cream to remove it.

    I was thinking Swarfega ... yer only man for this kind of job. It's got those deep cleaning micro-polymer granules.

    SF03.jpg


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,381 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Jaysus, Swarfega has gone very high tech. When my father had his garage we used to mix it with sawdust for that deep-cleansing action.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Zaph wrote: »
    Jaysus, Swarfega has gone very high tech. When my father had his garage we used to mix it with sawdust for that deep-cleansing action.

    Right, now I am beginning to get worried.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Right, now I am beginning to get worried.

    :D


  • Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    janeybabe wrote: »
    :D

    I see your :D and raise you a :eek: & :D

    hahahahaaa. I cannot wait to see this! I actually think Tom should be made go to a salon and get it done professionally in a tanning booth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    ChewChew wrote: »
    I see your :D and raise you a :eek: & :D

    hahahahaaa. I cannot wait to see this! I actually think Tom should be made go to a salon and get it done professionally in a tanning booth

    :eek: and :D and :p and :pac:

    Would that be too well done though? I think we need a DIY job.

    Oh I'm just about to donate the 100 so no going back now Tom!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    ChewChew wrote: »
    I see your :D and raise you a :eek: & :D

    hahahahaaa. I cannot wait to see this! I actually think Tom should be made go to a salon and get it done professionally in a tanning booth

    I will not be going to a salon to do this, rest assured.

    Pictures will be provided fortwith next Saturday evening, watch this space.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Jokes about Oompa Loompas aside, fair play Tom.

    I was told you definitely wouldn't do it so you've proven the non-believers wrong!

    Oh, and we need before and after photos for comparison!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 261 ✭✭golden gal


    I would like to offer my services and help Tom in his quest...It's cuz of I care


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    golden gal wrote: »
    I would like to offer my services and help Tom in his quest...It's cuz of I care


    I am touched. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 ✭✭✭trout


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I am touched. ;)


    You are. You will be.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    Every time I get e-mail updates about this thread I do a little dance inside!

    :D

    I am super super happy!


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