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*Why are men so useless on the phone?*

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    I think the real question is why do women try and push men into doing things they don't want to.

    Because nothing on earth can compete with the power of a womans ego.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,020 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    ozzyoh wrote: »
    Lol - OK, I guess that was a bit of a sweeping generalisation I made there - I should have said "why are ALOT of men useless on the phone" :D

    yea, just a *bit*, maybe you should use something like this *"Why are some people useless on the phone"*... ;)

    It's just not nice to make a generalisation... :P


    I am sure that most of these fellas don't even know the conversation on the phone is taking place. That is more annoying. The woman thinking they know what's best for their man ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    ozzyoh wrote: »
    Tell you what, no "man" who got his girlfriend to ring up enquiring about a job on his behalf would be hired by me!

    Do you run a gay sex chatline service?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Why are most women useless when it comes to:
    • Driving
    • Knowledge of sport
    • Cooking
    • Working in high pressure jobs
    • Giving good head
    • DIY or basic home improvements
    and countless other things ...

    /Ends generalization


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,291 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Women talk more on the phone because they're sh1t at heavy breathing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    ozzyoh wrote: »
    Just had a call from a girl on behalf of her boyfriend wanting to know if there were any jobs going where I work.

    And why is that the boyfriend's fault?

    I find there's quite a few womens who think they're queen of the phone. I remember being over at a friends house not so long ago, and I went to order Pizza for us. So when I was trying to make the order, this lad's girlfriend started piping up and giving me criticism along the lines of "You know the address? You know what we want?" and other things that I couldn't make out because the girl was too thick to know that you don't talk at someone when they're on the phone. No amount of hand signals would make her sit down and shut up, so I told the pizza place to hold on while I turned around and gave her a right big shush. What does she do? Outstretches her hand and says "Look, just give it here, I'll do it." I'm not handing over my phone, so I leave the room at a last ditch attempt to order the pizza, and she follows me out! At that point I just told her to **** off. Got the order done, but she was in a sour mood and wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the night. Telling her she was acting like a 3 year old probably didn't help either.

    That wouldn't be only time a girl has pestered me while I was trying to make a phonecall either. Why do some girls do this? Maybe they need to feel important, that their lives will have more meaning if they can lord it over the phone, maybe they're arrogant and think it's their way or the highway, maybe they're just bitches? Who knows? But it's god damned ****ing annoying as hell, and I'd say the girl in question who called up 'on behalf' of her boyfriend, is just being a busybody.

    Typical girl thread, always blaming the lads, especially when it's probably a girl's fault. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    dont bother me ringing people up looking for info or booking stuff. Whats the point in having a phone if ya cant use it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    I hate talking on phones. Much prefer the face to face approach. I'd never ask someone to call looking for a job on my behalf. I have no problem doing that myself, however I remember one time when I was looking for work and my sister had heard of a place hiring and told me to ring them. I told her I'd drop a CV into them the next day, and she asked me why I wouldn't just call them at that time, to which I replied couldn't be arsed. So, thinking she knew best, she proceeded to dial the number of the company, shoved the receiver in my face and told me to ask about the job. At this point I left the room - refusing to let her win. I heard her talking to the company and asking for a job on my behalf - at this point I went back into the room and disconnected the call, before she gave them my name or something.
    I actually got the job in that place, but on my own terms.
    Victory for me - but I think the story proves, that women try to control men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭Freewheeling Ed


    Ha.. I just heard on the radio "Moncrieff" , that Carol Vordaman, mother forged her signature and sent in the application for her (not on the phone) but stills someones Mum.. "interfering"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    Who really gives a flying f uck?

    Just about all your opinions are worthless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    dSTAR wrote: »
    Why are most women useless when it comes to:
    • Driving
    • Knowledge of sport
    • Cooking
    • Working in high pressure jobs
    • Giving good head
    • DIY or basic home improvements
    and countless other things ...

    /Ends generalization


    it sounds like you're trying to imply men are better at it...

    GHEY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    it sounds like you're trying to imply men are better...

    GHEY!
    Jesus titty christ. How absolutly retarded are you at being unable to understand basic English? How and where does the post imply men are better in any way?

    If anything you must be a gigantic faggit for having that thought come to your head first. Might as well top yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Jesus titty christ. How absolutly retarded are you at being unable to understand basic English? How and where does the post imply men are better in any way?


    he states that women are useless at giving head, as if he's had men do it better for him.

    pretty simple to understand really. I added in the words *at it* for you "special" folk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,898 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Is it because their husbands are actually away working in Poland and only return once a month to collect the dole?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭Winters


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    he states that women are useless at giving head, as if he's had men do it better for him.

    pretty simple to understand really. I added in the words *at it* for you "special" folk.
    No. You are wrong and retarded. It is implying they are bad at giving good head, you don;t have to have had a guy blow your load to know if you are getting good head or not. Although I am sure the 14 year old girls and boys you have blowing you around the back of the bike shed at school all feel the same to you.

    Go back to school.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    he states that women are useless at giving head, as if he's had men do it better for him.

    pretty simple to understand really.

    No, he states that women are useless at giving head, as if he's had bad head from women. Or do you think that if you were given a bad blow job, you wouldn't be able to tell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    No, he states that women are useless at giving head, as if he's had bad head from women. Or do you think that if you were given a bad blow job, you wouldn't be able to tell?

    He clearly states that ALL women give bad head.


    Now, the only way he could know that the blow jobs he's been getting were sub-standard, is if he's gotten better one's off people who weren't women.

    Otherwise he'd just assume that what he's been getting is as good as blow jobs get.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,890 ✭✭✭embee


    From the amount of time you boys are talking about getting blow jobs, I would wager that ye aren't getting a whole lot of them at the moment.

    Some men are useless on the phone. Some women are too, tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭gerrycollins


    And why is that the boyfriend's fault?

    I find there's quite a few womens who think they're queen of the phone. I remember being over at a friends house not so long ago, and I went to order Pizza for us. So when I was trying to make the order, this lad's girlfriend started piping up and giving me criticism along the lines of "You know the address? You know what we want?" and other things that I couldn't make out because the girl was too thick to know that you don't talk at someone when they're on the phone. No amount of hand signals would make her sit down and shut up, so I told the pizza place to hold on while I turned around and gave her a right big shush. What does she do? Outstretches her hand and says "Look, just give it here, I'll do it." I'm not handing over my phone, so I leave the room at a last ditch attempt to order the pizza, and she follows me out! At that point I just told her to **** off. Got the order done, but she was in a sour mood and wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the night. Telling her she was acting like a 3 year old probably didn't help either.

    That wouldn't be only time a girl has pestered me while I was trying to make a phonecall either. Why do some girls do this? Maybe they need to feel important, that their lives will have more meaning if they can lord it over the phone, maybe they're arrogant and think it's their way or the highway, maybe they're just bitches? Who knows? But it's god damned ****ing annoying as hell, and I'd say the girl in question who called up 'on behalf' of her boyfriend, is just being a busybody.

    Typical girl thread, always blaming the lads, especially when it's probably a girl's fault. :p

    my wife will not call anyone for anything unless its her mother or me. If i am calling for a take away she will talk away to me while im placing the order like the girl above and when I do shove the phone in her face and tell her to do it she quitens down. sometimes i'll make a mistake in the order only because she is blabbering away beside me and I get the head ate off me after when it her order i mess up, when its my order messed up its a laugh to her and im stupid.

    other times when its really important and I'm in work she will ring me and then ask me to call on her bahalf, the worst was booking to doctors for our baby injections she rings me and reminds me to ring the doctors bloody hell.

    so i now delibertly put everything on hold and use delaying tactics and you know what she will pester me until i make the phone call. it even extends to emails.


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  • Moderators Posts: 52,107 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    He clearly states that ALL women give bad head.


    Now, the only way he could know that the blow jobs he's been getting were sub-standard, is if he's gotten better one's off people who weren't women.

    Otherwise he'd just assume that what he's been getting is as good as blow jobs get.

    as he has nothing else to compare it to.
    But by that logic, he has to have gotten blowjobs from ALL women.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    Jesus titty christ. How absolutly retarded are you at being unable to understand basic English? How and where does the post imply men are better in any way?

    If anything you must be a gigantic faggit for having that thought come to your head first. Might as well top yourself.

    Wow we got a live one here...! Me next!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    No. You are wrong and retarded. It is implying they are bad at giving good head, you don;t have to have had a guy blow your load to know if you are getting good head or not. Although I am sure the 14 year old girls and boys you have blowing you around the back of the bike shed at school all feel the same to you.

    Go back to school.

    Phone a friend dude.......................



    ...........and relaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    No. You are wrong and retarded. It is implying they are bad at giving good head, you don;t have to have had a guy blow your load to know if you are getting good head or not. Although I am sure the 14 year old girls and boys you have blowing you around the back of the bike shed at school all feel the same to you.

    Go back to school.

    ahhhhh an internet hardman.....feel bigger about yourself now yes? well good....we applaud your insightful and considerate comment.....are you a phone hardman too?? dialling random numbers to threaten people.....

    attention seeking behaviour is probably caused by yore ma ignoring you and giving me head behind aformentioned bike shed....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,291 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Should this thread be called "Why are men so useless on the bone"? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭IsMiseConor


    ozzyoh wrote: »
    Why can't men talk themselves?

    Because we just talk sh1t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Because we just talk sh1t.

    No, because we speak shîte.

    Fact


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Y'all just got trolled... hard !


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Who really gives a flying f uck?

    Just about all your opinions are worthless.
    Jesus titty christ. How absolutly retarded are you at being unable to understand basic English? How and where does the post imply men are better in any way?

    If anything you must be a gigantic faggit for having that thought come to your head first. Might as well top yourself.
    No. You are wrong and retarded. It is implying they are bad at giving good head, you don;t have to have had a guy blow your load to know if you are getting good head or not. Although I am sure the 14 year old girls and boys you have blowing you around the back of the bike shed at school all feel the same to you.

    Go back to school.
    WTF?
    Banned.


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