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Worst First-Names

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  • #32
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Ultan.


  • #33
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Fizman wrote: »
    Ultan.

    I worked with an Ultan and a Seadna in the same job.


  • #34
    jane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭jane86


    Laura, Lauren, Lara, Lorna. Always seem to be beeotchs :)


  • #35
    SilkySmooth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭SilkySmooth


    Crystal, Nikita. Names Dublin women use to make their kids seem exotic.


  • #36
    smellslikeshoes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Mildred and Muriel are first ones that pop into my head.


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  • #37
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    jane86 wrote: »
    Laura, Lauren, Lara, Lorna. Always seem to be beeotchs :)

    Must tell my sister in law Lorna she's far too nice and isn't living up to her name. ;)
    smellslikeshoes wrote: »
    Mildred and Muriel are first ones that pop into my head.

    I used to work with a Muriel, and the odd thing about it was she wasn't 60+ and withered as you'd expect, she was about 25 and gorgeous. Her parents had a lot to answer for.

    I work with a Norbert, which I think is pretty cruel.


  • #38
    endasmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭endasmail


    IsMiseConor wrote: »
    Just wondering what people think the worst names to be called are. I actually ran into a guy called Anus at a Tai-Kwan-Do tournament a few weeks ago. It was slightly embarrasing cheering him on.. go on...eh...you! I also personally hate celebrates that call there kids really weird names...as if to start a trend. 'Blue Angel' anyone? So what do you think the worst name to be called is?



    ha ha my uncles name is anus "aeneas" good irish name


  • #39
    Scarinae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    My brother met a guy at a party whose name was spelt 'Jorma' but was pronounced 'yore ma'


  • #40
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    jane86 wrote: »
    Laura, Lauren, Lara, Lorna. Always seem to be beeotchs :)

    Jane. Any Jane that I knew was 'loose' to say the least. :pac:


    Assumpta
    Consumpta
    Cyril


  • #41
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    Bo Witty Lark wrote: »
    Brooklyn... Hope... Maggy... Cecil... Adolph... Junior... Waymond... Girtrude...

    C'mon, Adolph is quite a cool name.


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  • #42
    Scarinae
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    burgess1 wrote: »
    Gobnait

    Urgh, what a horrible name, sounds like a chunk of phlegm you just can't dislodge from your throat


  • #43
    miss deise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭miss deise


    New girl joined our class in transition year and her name was Eucharia...

    About 3 teachers, when calling the roll called her Eucharist...

    Work with a bloke in Canada, whose name is Guy, pronounced Gee, he's French-Canadian, and has no idea why I find his name so funny... :D


  • #44
    VinylJunkie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭VinylJunkie


    Heard a woman the other day calling after her kid. The kids name was Rihianna all i could think of was an umbrella, and standing under it. :pac:


  • #45
    Tom65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,685 ✭✭✭Tom65


    I was reading about Leon Redbone earlier. Apparently his real name is Dickran Gobalian, so I can see why he changed.


    Why he changed it to "redbone" though, I have no idea.


  • #46
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Tom65 wrote: »
    Why he changed it to "redbone" though, I have no idea.

    Awesome name.

    Chuck Redbone! Class.


  • #47
    jane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭jane86


    Fizman wrote: »
    Jane. Any Jane that I knew was 'loose' to say the least. :pac:

    It's not my fore name :P


  • #48
    pipsqueak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    On late late toy show recently the little black lad in the garda uniform was called - Blessings!!


  • #49
    scudster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 410 ✭✭scudster


    Giovinda (this is actually a guys name),
    Agustine (yet another odd name for a guy)

    Just glad I wasn't them as a kid!:p


  • #50
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Lorcan, Corey, Todd. and other such pansey names!!!

    I'll let this guy explain it to you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2NEzmzfXho


  • #51
    Gordon Sticky Diner
    Posts: 6,645 ✭✭✭ Gordon Sticky Diner


    Heard a woman the other day calling after her kid. The kids name was Rihianna all i could think of was an umbrella, and standing under it.

    My mum's friend's daughter is called Rhianna, it was quite a popular name where we used to live in England, along with Rhiannon. She hates the singer, how unfortunate.


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  • #52
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,755 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Sh1tcunt is a desperate first name.

    I think it's Ashley Coles real name.


  • #53
    omgiluvxmas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭omgiluvxmas


    pat fenlon.


    magnus
    heidur
    john
    thomas
    bogoslaw
    few german first names..yukkk. olga, indra etc.
    attracta


  • #54
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,299 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Nigel.

    Mary.


  • #55
    omgiluvxmas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 132 ✭✭omgiluvxmas


    pipsqueak wrote: »
    On late late toy show recently the little black lad in the garda uniform was called - Blessings!!

    the laughing garda? ahahhaha ye i noticed that


  • #56
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    pipsqueak wrote: »
    Caitlin, was a lovely name .... not any more!
    Do you pronounce that name kate lin or Cat leen?

    I really hate trendy names that date like Levi, Madison, Brooklyn and hundreds of others that I can't think of off the top of my head.


  • #57
    Èibhear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Èibhear


    Shaniqua
    LaFonda
    Ladiqua
    ashanti
    Beatrice
    Ursula
    anything with Lil' (IE Lil' Wane)


  • #58
    Jim_Are_Great
    Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    Last summer I worked with a guy named Quilbert G. Fuffelpuff.

    Honesttogodnofoolin'.


  • #59
    dSTAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭dSTAR


    Jim_Are_Great wrote: »
    Last summer I worked with a guy named Quilbert G. Fuffelpuff.
    Fery fery ghey

    Nearly as bad as Cecil Ramsbottom

    BTW Jim are great as boys names :D


  • #60
    Also Starring LeVar Burton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,503 ✭✭✭✭Also Starring LeVar Burton


    Sally is a terrible name... if your name is Sally you'll always be treated like a 3 year old.


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  • #61
    Jim_Are_Great
    Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    dSTAR wrote: »
    BTW Jim are great as boys names :D

    Why, thank you. dStar is also... well, it has character.


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