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Stop the pig murders NOW!

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  • #32
    oeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    egan007 wrote: »
    So it can die naturally and let 20 other animals eat it and spread the dioxins more effectively - GREAT idea.


    Hi, we don't usually eat mice, rats or squirrels in Ireland. But I'm sure the forrests where you come from are full of sheep, goats and cows.


  • #33
    egan007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    Dave! wrote: »
    100 million...? Fookin hell that's alot of potential rashers!

    It's going to be 100K times 9 11
    91 100 000


  • #34
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,314 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Send 'em all to school - then they won't be so pig-ignorant.


  • #35
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    egan007 wrote: »
    It's going to be 100K times 9 11
    91 100 000

    I bet you had to re-check that a few times before you hit ' Submit reply' button, eh? Am I right? Am I?


  • #36
    egan007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    oeb wrote: »
    Hi, we don't usually eat mice, rats or squirrels in Ireland. But I'm sure the forrests where you come from are full of sheep, goats and cows.

    Well I hoped I would not have to start painting pictures and using hand puppets.

    But when mister pig dies and his rotten cargas falls into the stream and the little stream gets drank by the big fish and the fish poo makes little pondweeds grow and the plants absorb the little stream water and the trees absorb the water and the trees make fruit and the vegetables grow in the ground and the little stream gets lifted by the sun and rained over the......ok you get the point....it's not about eating rats.


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  • #37
    egan007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    Fizman wrote: »
    I bet you had to re-check that a few times before you hit ' Submit reply' button, eh? Am I right? Am I?

    Er...no the way to be sure it to just replace the 1 with 911 :) can't go wrong ;) me and maHs


  • #38
    asdasd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭asdasd


    It's going to be 100K times 9 11

    this is like the pigs 9/11.

    Poor pigs. I would eat them without compassion but now the poor blighters are going to die without potential digression to my belly I feel a slightly uncomfortable hypocritical sympathy for them.

    Poor pigs.sniff.

    /Blubber.


  • #39
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    oeb wrote: »
    Hi, I have found a major flaw in your otherwise infallible argument. What happens, if the forrest pigs gain sentience? Soon they will be rounding us up and eating us.

    Or worse. They could come into towns and get jobs.

    "They tuk ar jabs!!!"


  • #40
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Fizman wrote: »
    That would just lead to a big increase in the number of pig rapes reported.

    I think the number is currently 28 per annum. 27 of which originate in and around Athlone.

    26 of those turned out to be women though.


  • #41
    oeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    egan007 wrote: »
    Well I hoped I would not have to start painting pictures and using hand puppets.

    But when mister pig dies and his rotten cargas falls into the stream and the little stream gets drank by the big fish and the fish poo makes little pondweeds grow and the plants absorb the little stream water and the trees absorb the water and the trees make fruit and the vegetables grow in the ground and the little stream gets lifted by the sun and rained over the......ok you get the point....it's not about eating rats.

    As far as I am aware, PCBs can only be transmitted via animals. IE plants do not accumilate it.


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  • #42
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Set them all free in the Phoenix Park so they can fight it out with all the deer there.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_7l3Wlrc3I


  • #43
    egan007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    oeb wrote: »
    As far as I am aware, PCBs can only be transmitted via animals. IE plants do not accumilate it.

    As far as I'm aware they are not that selective. My source is married to me her source is the Masters Degree on the wall :)


  • #44
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,368 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    My pet dog is enjoying a feast of ham and bacon today. I think he thinks it's christmas. So far so good he hasn't dropped dead.


  • #45
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    release them all outside the dail.


  • #46
    Toiletroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 459 ✭✭Toiletroll


    Doc wrote: »
    We could then introduce some tigers that should take care of the pig problem. Plus tigers are cool!

    great way to kill tigers


  • #47
    oeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    egan007 wrote: »
    As far as I'm aware they are not that selective. My source is married to me her source is the Masters Degree on the wall :)

    How come the places that have had serious PCB exposure (such as the river hudson in the US) only ban consumption of fish and shellfish in the area?


  • #48
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Bambi wrote: »
    release them all outside the dail.

    If harney starts in on them for something to go with the deep fried mars bars and dies of the dioxins, that'd be us done for neglient man(harney)slaughter though......


  • #49
    oeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭oeb


    Toiletroll wrote: »
    great way to kill tigers

    Think of the benifits though! Free tiger skin rugs for everyone. Perfect for our cheezy porno industry needs.


  • #50
    Toiletroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 459 ✭✭Toiletroll


    oeb wrote: »
    Think of the benifits though! Free tiger skin rugs for everyone. Perfect for our cheezy porno industry needs.

    Foot cancer. Then your dog with its wormy arse dragging over the carpet will get bum cancer


  • #51
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Toiletroll wrote: »
    great way to kill tigers

    A tiger could take on a pig anyday!


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  • #52
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    26 of those turned out to be women though.

    I heard it was debatable.


  • #53
    Toiletroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 459 ✭✭Toiletroll


    Doc wrote: »
    A tiger could take on a pig anyday!


    In order to kill the tiger, the pig depends on it! ;)


  • #54
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    We could release them into the wild, but then we'd need to reintroduce wolves.


  • #55
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    Stop the pig slaughter!

    There's plenty of dogs roaming the streets, we can eat them instead.


  • #56
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    We could release them into the wild, but then we'd need to reintroduce wolves.

    TIGERS!!!


  • #57
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    There is a possible third outcome to Tiger introduction that needs to be weighed up.

    Tigs
    Pigers


  • #58
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    In an effort to avoid slaughter the pigs have taken to disguises... be afraid... be very afraid... they are coming... :eek:

    They come in all shapes and sizes to please spend a moment or two to familiarize yourself with our Hammy Overlords


  • #59
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,291 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    gurramok wrote: »
    100,000 thousand pigs are going to be slaughtered.

    100,000,000.

    And that's wrong ;)

    I can be pedantic, its TCN. :D


  • #60
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    100,000,000.

    And that's wrong ;)

    I can be pedantic, its TCN. :D

    Was already noted above... ;)


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  • #61
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    sdonn_1 wrote: »
    100,000,000.

    And that's wrong ;)

    I can be pedantic, its TCN. :D
    Too late buddy. TOOOOO late.

    Now go home.


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