Stop the pig murders NOW!

stevedublin

It they are not going to be eaten, they should be set free in our forests.

6th

stevedublin wrote: »

It they are not going to be eaten, they should be set free in our forests.

Nice idea but I think we're eating them again.

gurramok

100,000 thousand pigs are going to be slaughtered.

Could they not find other uses for them other than killing them as they were going to be spared by not being eaten?

cormie

Unfortunately the chances of that happening are slim to none They are probably better off in piggy heaven than in the conditions some livestock are kept it anyway.

Doc

"Kill the pig, Cut his throat...Bash him in."

MagicMarker

I like pig.

Dragan

stevedublin wrote: »

It they are not going to be eaten, they should be set free in our forests.

Indeed, because introducing vast numbers of new animals into the countryside would not have even the slightest of negative affects on a rather delicate natural balance.

Fizman

stevedublin wrote: »

It they are not going to be eaten, they should be set free in our forests.

That would just lead to a big increase in the number of pig rapes reported.

I think the number is currently 28 per annum. 27 of which originate in and around Athlone.

Weird folk populate our forests. Please God don't let the pigs into em.

Nodin

stevedublin wrote: »

It they are not going to be eaten, they should be set free in our forests.

What are a load of sausages going to do in the forest?

Doc

Dragan wrote: »

Indeed, because introducing vast numbers of new animals into the countryside would not have even the slightest of negative affects on a rather delicate natural balance.

We could then introduce some tigers that should take care of the pig problem. Plus tigers are cool!

Nodin

Fizman wrote: »

That would just lead to a big increase in the number of pig rapes reported.

I think the number is currently 28 per annum. 27 of which originate in and around Athlone.

Weird folk populate our forests. Please God don't let the pigs into em.

Theres a movie called "The Ordeal" you should watch. Its about that quaint kind of rural folk you allude to. In subtitles, so not much change there.

chickenhawk

gurramok wrote: »

Could they not find other uses for them other than killing them as they were going to be spared by not being eaten?

You are right!

Anyone want to join me in pig racing and off course pig cage fighting!

cofster

Release them into our forests???? But what if they organised themselves into some kind of group or political party if you will and start giving the other animals ideas, who in turn start their own parties! our forests be be in complete dissary!


Someone should write a book about that actually

Nodin

chickenhawk wrote: »

You are right!

Anyone want to join me in pig racing and off course pig cage fighting!

Pig baiting, using bunnies with sharpened fangs....

I think I see a plot for Babe 3.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Thought someone had done in Mary Harney and Jim Jim for a seconde there....

Fizman

cofster wrote: »

Release them into our forests???? But what if they organised themselves into some kind of group or political party if you will and start giving the other animals ideas, who in turn start their own parties! our forests be be in complete dissary!


Someone should write a book about that actually

We already have one of their 'kind' making very big and important decisions for our country. One too many if you ask me.

Shacklebolt

Will Pighead also be able to run free in the woods?

Nodin

cofster wrote: »

Release them into our forests???? But what if they organised themselves into some kind of group or political party if you will and start giving the other animals ideas, who in turn start their own parties! our forests be be in complete dissary!

If they're Irish pigs it'll take them centuries to get it together enough to be a problem. They'll be too busy killing each other.

Red Hand

Dragan wrote: »

Indeed, because introducing vast numbers of new animals into the countryside would not have even the slightest of negative affects on a rather delicate natural balance.

Tell that to humans.

Fizman

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Thought someone had done in Mary Harney and Jim Jim for a seconde there....

And the two guys off TV3 who present the sports.

Actually come to think of it, it pays to be a swine in this country.

ShooterSF

Doc wrote: »

We could then introduce some tigers that should take care of the pig problem. Plus tigers are cool!

Yes but what do you do when the tigers are out of control?
Release bears?
Have you even watched that national geographic documentary "Winnie the Pooh"? They'll just become friends and work together trying to steal the nations honey! :eek:

shellyboo

Dragan wrote: »

Indeed, because introducing vast numbers of new animals into the countryside would not have even the slightest of negative affects on a rather delicate natural balance.

Not in the least. The pigs would love it. Sure they'll just automatically find the bushes that pig feed grows on - which occur naturally in the Irish countryside of course - and utilise the survival skills that they've learned from living in a shed all their lives. They wouldn't be panicked and unable to fend for themselves at all.

:rolleyes:

monkeytronics

In the land of the Pig the Butcher is KING.



I say release them into Northern Ireland.

Not for any particular reason.

Fratton Fred

can we not just move them all to Cavan, their spiritual home?

Then they will end up crapping in the lake and the EPA will come along and put a big glass dome over the entire county.

Spiderpig, spiderpig........

ScumLord

I think this is a great idea! Free bacon! Or, free the bacon.

Then we should be allowed to hunt the piggies down. All the extra exercise everyone will get hunting the piggies will counteract any health concerns from eating their slightly contaminated flesh.

Celticfire

Grind them up into food for our cows, problem solved........ what could go wrong?

oeb

Hi, I have found a major flaw in your otherwise infallible argument. What happens, if the forrest pigs gain sentience? Soon they will be rounding us up and eating us.

egan007

stevedublin wrote: »

It they are not going to be eaten, they should be set free in our forests.

So it can die naturally and let 20 other animals eat it and spread the dioxins more effectively - GREAT idea.

Dave!

gurramok wrote: »

100,000 thousand pigs are going to be slaughtered.

100 million...? Fookin hell that's alot of potential rashers!

Dave!

Celticfire wrote: »

Grind them up into food for our cows, problem solved........ what could go wrong?

Oh nothing at all! :rolleyes:

oeb

egan007 wrote: »

So it can die naturally and let 20 other animals eat it and spread the dioxins more effectively - GREAT idea.

Hi, we don't usually eat mice, rats or squirrels in Ireland. But I'm sure the forrests where you come from are full of sheep, goats and cows.

egan007

Dave! wrote: »

100 million...? Fookin hell that's alot of potential rashers!

It's going to be 100K times 9 11
91 100 000

ejmaztec

Send 'em all to school - then they won't be so pig-ignorant.

Fizman

egan007 wrote: »

It's going to be 100K times 9 11
91 100 000

I bet you had to re-check that a few times before you hit ' Submit reply' button, eh? Am I right? Am I?

egan007

oeb wrote: »

Hi, we don't usually eat mice, rats or squirrels in Ireland. But I'm sure the forrests where you come from are full of sheep, goats and cows.

Well I hoped I would not have to start painting pictures and using hand puppets.

But when mister pig dies and his rotten cargas falls into the stream and the little stream gets drank by the big fish and the fish poo makes little pondweeds grow and the plants absorb the little stream water and the trees absorb the water and the trees make fruit and the vegetables grow in the ground and the little stream gets lifted by the sun and rained over the......ok you get the point....it's not about eating rats.

egan007

Fizman wrote: »

I bet you had to re-check that a few times before you hit ' Submit reply' button, eh? Am I right? Am I?

Er...no the way to be sure it to just replace the 1 with 911 can't go wrong me and maHs

asdasd

It's going to be 100K times 9 11

this is like the pigs 9/11.

Poor pigs. I would eat them without compassion but now the poor blighters are going to die without potential digression to my belly I feel a slightly uncomfortable hypocritical sympathy for them.

Poor pigs.sniff.

/Blubber.

ShooterSF

oeb wrote: »

Hi, I have found a major flaw in your otherwise infallible argument. What happens, if the forrest pigs gain sentience? Soon they will be rounding us up and eating us.

Or worse. They could come into towns and get jobs.

"They tuk ar jabs!!!"

tony1kenobi

Fizman wrote: »

That would just lead to a big increase in the number of pig rapes reported.

I think the number is currently 28 per annum. 27 of which originate in and around Athlone.

26 of those turned out to be women though.

oeb

egan007 wrote: »

Well I hoped I would not have to start painting pictures and using hand puppets.

But when mister pig dies and his rotten cargas falls into the stream and the little stream gets drank by the big fish and the fish poo makes little pondweeds grow and the plants absorb the little stream water and the trees absorb the water and the trees make fruit and the vegetables grow in the ground and the little stream gets lifted by the sun and rained over the......ok you get the point....it's not about eating rats.

As far as I am aware, PCBs can only be transmitted via animals. IE plants do not accumilate it.

BaconZombie

Set them all free in the Phoenix Park so they can fight it out with all the deer there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_7l3Wlrc3I

egan007

oeb wrote: »

As far as I am aware, PCBs can only be transmitted via animals. IE plants do not accumilate it.

As far as I'm aware they are not that selective. My source is married to me her source is the Masters Degree on the wall

jimmycrackcorm

My pet dog is enjoying a feast of ham and bacon today. I think he thinks it's christmas. So far so good he hasn't dropped dead.

Dyr

release them all outside the dail.

Toiletroll

Doc wrote: »

We could then introduce some tigers that should take care of the pig problem. Plus tigers are cool!

great way to kill tigers

oeb

egan007 wrote: »

As far as I'm aware they are not that selective. My source is married to me her source is the Masters Degree on the wall

How come the places that have had serious PCB exposure (such as the river hudson in the US) only ban consumption of fish and shellfish in the area?

Nodin

Bambi wrote: »

release them all outside the dail.

If harney starts in on them for something to go with the deep fried mars bars and dies of the dioxins, that'd be us done for neglient man(harney)slaughter though......

oeb

Toiletroll wrote: »

great way to kill tigers

Think of the benifits though! Free tiger skin rugs for everyone. Perfect for our cheezy porno industry needs.

Toiletroll

oeb wrote: »

Think of the benifits though! Free tiger skin rugs for everyone. Perfect for our cheezy porno industry needs.

Foot cancer. Then your dog with its wormy arse dragging over the carpet will get bum cancer

Doc

Toiletroll wrote: »

great way to kill tigers

A tiger could take on a pig anyday!