Dear cloud, i can haz job?

The_B_Man · 05-12-2008 03:33AM

99% of my posts come from when I'm IN work!!

monkeyfudge · 05-12-2008 04:14AM

About 6 months ago we advertised for the position of my receptionist.

I got two applications. The person we hired moved on after 4 months though.

Advertised the position again this month and got 129 applications.

The_B_Man · 05-12-2008 04:43AM

^ If there was ever a reason to be a smokin fine hotty....

Mahatma coat · 05-12-2008 06:46AM

Jaysus, it would seem that everyone is consolidating at the moment, Snyper, this here Australia place might be a better environment for sellin Solar Panels, tht and the outback is so big they'd never find the bodies

05-12-2008 06:55AM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

Joking apart, even with our muslim weather (shi'te) they do work!

DonJose · 05-12-2008 09:54AM

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

I'm looking for somebody to shine my knob... I mean my door knob.

http://lingni-net.blogspot.com/2007/04/antropomorphic-door-knob.html

javaboy · 05-12-2008 10:02AM

neacy69 wrote: »

Can't be that many people interested in buying fields?

On the contrary there are plenty interested but Richard Harris keeps scuppering the deals.

thebman · 05-12-2008 10:17AM

Doc wrote: »

In that case I may have a job for you…

I cant say much (there are spies everywhere) but it involves a Russian diplomat a secret camera, an allegedly derelict oil refinery in Siberia and a 24” double ended vibrating dildo.
:cool:

and Declan Ganley judging from the Prime Time special :P

05-12-2008 10:24AM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

Don't we get daylight in Ireland???

Solar panels aren't a bad idea as they work from DAYlight, not necessarily sunlight!

marzic · 05-12-2008 10:39AM

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

Let me be the first to congradulate you;)! Honestly, many people are in fear of loosing their jobs, but the fear is no longer the issue for you, consider yourself lucky!
*although now he'll be faced with the fear of not getting another job, and ultimately it will destroy him, but thats for another day*

AckwelFoley · 05-12-2008 12:29PM

Im going to set up my own business.

Watch this space :cool:

Quazzie · 05-12-2008 12:31PM

Raping kids isn't really a business!!

And plus I'm pretty sure there is a copyright on the name "kids'r'us"

Turd Ferguson · 05-12-2008 12:39PM

snyper wrote: »

Im going to set up my own business.

Watch this space :cool:

I can imagine you along the quays with a bell shouting "Boy For Sale"

funk-you · 05-12-2008 01:54PM

snyper wrote: »

Im going to set up my own business.

Watch this space :cool:

PARENTS....Are you sick and tired of your child constantly screaming? They're a bit too old for soother? Well look no further, just call 1850 SNYPER 4 U and we'll plug that hole and stop that racket lickedy split!

-Funk

Dear cloud, i can haz job?

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