Dear cloud, i can haz job?

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 04:36PM #1

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

MagicMarker · 04-12-2008 04:37PM

I'll hire you, you can be my arse wiper. Guaranteed at least 3 hours work a day.

Gary ITR · 04-12-2008 04:39PM

Hmmmm.... Aren't you in field sales? And here's me looking for another field sales job. Darn

Doc · 04-12-2008 04:39PM

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

was made redundant today!

\o/

woot! More boards spam time and oppertunities to persue my other 'interests'

Are you willing to wear a long blond wig red lipstick and a push-up bra?

Turd Ferguson · 04-12-2008 04:39PM

http://www.jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=884176

Here you go

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 04:40PM

Doc wrote: »

Are you willing to ware a long blond wig red lipstick and a push-up bra?

Yes

Smart Bug · 04-12-2008 04:40PM

Are you a giving Snyper, or a receiving Snyper?

Doc · 04-12-2008 04:42PM

snyper wrote: »

Yes

Are you willing to perform acts that may not be 100% legal?

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 04:42PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

http://www.jobs.ie/ApplyForJob.aspx?Id=884176

Here you go

so kind dude.

thelordofcheese · 04-12-2008 04:42PM

snyper wrote: »

Yes

Then come and see me in my orifice....erm office.

Vegeta · 04-12-2008 04:43PM

I'll pay you not to rape my future kids

On a side note, could be getting the bullet here too. Will know next week

It'll be the longest Christmas Holidays ever if it does happen. Which is kinda

but in the long term

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 04:43PM

Doc wrote: »

Are you willing to perform acts that may not be 100% legal?

Eh, dooh, of course!

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 04:47PM

This country is goin so far down the ****ter its scary

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 04:48PM

Vegeta wrote: »

I'll pay you not to rape my future kids

how many 0's are we talking here?

Doc · 04-12-2008 04:49PM

snyper wrote: »

Eh, dooh, of course!

In that case I may have a job for you…

I cant say much (there are spies everywhere) but it involves a Russian diplomat a secret camera, an allegedly derelict oil refinery in Siberia and a 24” double ended vibrating dildo.
:cool:

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 04:50PM

chops1990 wrote: »

This country is goin so far down the ****ter its scary

well, considering i sell solar panels and the likes, yes.

Quazzie · 04-12-2008 04:51PM

wanna sell me some ridiculously cheap ones before ya leave

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 04:52PM

Speaking of the legality of jobs, it seems many people will have to turn to some sort of crime, or possibly try to find another job, even tho more and more people are being let go and the jobs are nowhere to be seen.

Doc · 04-12-2008 04:55PM

chops1990 wrote: »

it seems many people will have to turn to some sort of crime, or possibly try to find another job,

Man I just LOL at this... You think!

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 04:56PM

I just came up with the best idea ever to save our economy!!!

Legalise weed!!!!! It takes the criminjal aspect out of it, and look at how much people go to amsterdam!!!! Think I might start petitioning the government for this plan.

Kiera · 04-12-2008 04:56PM

Jesus I’ll give you a years pay to get rid of that ghey avatar!

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 04:57PM

Doc wrote: »

Man I just LOL at this... You think!

Yeah, I'm obviously takin the piss

Doc · 04-12-2008 04:58PM

chops1990 wrote: »

I just came up with the best idea ever to save our economy!!!

Legalise weed!!!!! It takes the criminjal aspect out of it, and look at how much people go to amsterdam!!!! Think I might start petitioning the government for this plan.

Lets legalise murder! And if you take out a person who dose the same job as you you can have it!

CreepingDeath · 04-12-2008 05:02PM

snyper wrote: »

Man, 31, seeks job
willing to do any type of work.
Able to start 14th of December.

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 05:04PM

Thats all well and goos untill some one kills you and takes YOUR job

AckwelFoley · 04-12-2008 05:10PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

You sold solar panels..... in Ireland ?
Hmm, I think I see where you went wrong there.

1.2 million quids worth of solar and geothermal

chops1990 · 04-12-2008 05:16PM

Must be a pretty expensive business to run if they cant afford to keep you even tho they made 1.2 million

neacy69 · 04-12-2008 05:22PM

Onkle wrote: »

Hmmmm.... Aren't you in field sales? And here's me looking for another field sales job. Darn

Can't be that many people interested in buying fields?

maybe you just weren't outstanding is your chosen field....:p

i'll be leaving now

SheroN · 04-12-2008 05:23PM

chops1990 wrote: »

Must be a pretty expensive business to run if they cant afford to keep you even tho they made 1.2 million

He said 1.2 million worth of stuff. They bought the stuff for 1.5 million though.

AckwelFoley · 05-12-2008 02:47AM

My motivation to get up in the morning and work out the remaining few days is rather small. I dont think i'l be up too early tomorrow..might have an aul sleep in and a chuck one out on the missus before she wakes

Overheal · 05-12-2008 03:19AM

Dont stay redundant too long or your post count is going to sky rocket in a bad way.

i should know

Dear cloud, i can haz job?

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