Why can girls hit guys and guys can't hit girls?

I can be a very annoying man...
I generally don't make fun of people or insult them but some people, I must just annoy them.


I've been hit by a few girls... once or twice it's been my own fault... for example I might have grabbed someones ass only to have them knee me in the crotch, but in general it's been because ... some women are crazy, and know that men rarely retaliate.

I've avoided hitting of them back... I've screamed at them, shouted at them... demanded to know why they thought it was ok to strike me or any other person... and so on... generally they've either been at a loss for words or they've been pretty unrepentant, but never have they had a good answer.

Random examples.
Bulltoe to the crotch,
Scratched (left a scar),
kicked in the shins,
Punched in the face a couple of times,
Sucker punched in the gut,
Kneed in the crotch a few times.


Can't think of anything else right now...

On the other hand, men never hit me...
Except one or two scangers...

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Put like that, I can't really disagree with ya.

This is an internet argument. You're not supposed to do that.

Chad Ashy Combat wrote: »

I think a full force smack or punch from a lad to a girl will, in 9 out of 10 cases, do much more damage than vice versa. There was one time where a close male friend upset me so much I actually resorted to slapping him across the face, and all he had to do was hold me by the wrists to stop me. If he'd reacted the same way to me upsetting him I would've ended up with a black eye or two and a fair bit of bruising, but I didn't even leave a mark. Equally, i imagine if I didn't know in the back of my upset mind that I couldn't really hurt him even I really went for it, I doubt I would have physically attacked him. If I was equally frustrated with a child or another girl (and I have been) I wouldn't hit them like. So I think it's mostly down to the size strength issue.

A child is different. A child cannot be held accountable for the actions to the same extent that an adult man or woman can. If an adult woman hits first, then she has to accept the risks that go along with a physical confrontation with a bigger stronger person.

Yes men are more capable of inflicting serious damage and a full force punch from a woman probably shouldn't warrant a full force punch from a man in reply but if you start a fight you have to accept that there may be consequences. Size, strength and gender are irrelevant really.

Deleted User wrote: »

Plenty of girls alot taller and stronger than me so it's not size. Why is it that it's a mortal sin almost?


Btw, I've never been hit or hit and don't think I would hit.

I hit my dirty little slut partner all the time.

It is not okay for women to hit men, it can really hurt!

Kinetic^ wrote: »

I wouldn't hit a woman if she hit me........ anywhere else but the nuts.

Ok then, allow me to put forward an exception to your rule!

About 18 months ago, myself and a fine lady friend of mine were strolling out of the city after a night out. Both of us were well juiced as we strolled out the Ennis Road toward home. It was a fine summers night. That was until three 'girls' aged 18/19 came into my vision and were walking in our direction. Being nicely sauced, I thought nothing of them approaching (respectable area-not known for trouble). That was until they were yards away, and one of them decided to throw her lit cigarette off my chest.

They had walked a few yards past, and I turned and was like 'WTF'? Now to say that these three fine ladies were anything less than skangbots would be untrue, and one of them walked up to me and threatened to do everything to me. Then she turned to my female friend and swung an open handed swipe at her, catching her on the very top of her head. She wound up, ready to swing at her again, so I leaned in to get her away from her. This is where it got 'interesting'.

With me now in the way, skanger #1 decides to swing her arm in my direction, landing it, and scratching the sh1t out of my neck with four of her nails. I warn her and say do not fcuking do that again. She did. Caught me right on the mouth this time. At this point skanger #2 and #3 were directly behind her, roaring and screaming. What made it worse was that one of them was still trying to swing at the girl I was with, so I wasn't just dealing with one. Then skangbot # 1 decides to start throwing kicks, and lands a few knees directly on my thigh muscle. I was not enjoying this experience, and it was pretty fcuking new to me! Being 6'2" and fairly broad n all! Then the switch was flicked. She pressed the red button! No, she didn't land a kick to my balls.

"She starting spitting directly into my face"! Four times.

Now before this, I had realised I was a little bloodied.She had also ripped the sh1t out of my favourite shirt (RIP). But when the spitting started......ding fcuking dong!!!

I turned to my lady friend and said "Sorry about this" and smashed yer one straight into the side of her face. Yep, I did what had to be done. I could not have connected any better! I went over to the other two and grabbed them both by the neck, and told em to "fcuk off or I could possibly beat the life out of the three of ye".

They fcuked right off. It looked as if they continued into the city centre to look for more. My mate was in town the following day and said that he saw two knackers, one of which had the left side of her all bandaged up. Could have been her, who knows.

I remember the following morning there was an international rugby match on early and some uncles had come over to watch it. I walked in with different clothes on (went back to hers and she gave some of her brothers stuff to put on seeing as 'the' shirt was in tatters), told em all the story, and they all thought that what I did had to be done.

Moral of the story: If you want to get laid by a hot girl, protect her from 3 skangers, whilst proceeding to almost knocking the head off one of them.

Recovered wrote: »

Who says we don't???

I shall reveal this to you wimmins out there:
One of the most famous household tricks in the ever so closed circles men form is a couple of oranges in a pillowcase.
As long as you don't go for the face this does not cause bruising and when you put the case back around your pillow it has this lovely orange scent that will usually last a day or two.

Just splendid!

/should I mention I've never hit a woman in real life? I'm not fully onboard with the whole AH thing. Ah well, I'll just run for my life.

Jesus man, chill. Here, just sit back and have a nice cold bottle of Stella.

Recovered wrote: »

Wait, you bottled your girlfriend? Dude, that's taking this a step to far!

His other half's name is Stella and he's physically abusive to her..... Is that Stanley Kowalski?

Because women hit like girls and men should be able to take it. Even if it does hurt you can't let on and should dismiss it with some shovanistic remark.

Deleted User wrote: »

:D
You should try hitting me or my fellow martial arts ladies some time.

Address?

meh - some men are smaller than some women, but men for the most part have testosterone in them, which makes them bigger & more aggressive (and hairy) & therefore more physically powerful. That being said, if some mentaller knackbag young one, really tried to attack me; id probably attempt to restrain her with an arm lock or something. well that or run away like a girl.

Same way women don't rape men!