Why can girls hit guys and guys can't hit girls?

Eric Cartman · 02-12-2008 11:27PM

if a girl hits you reduce them to tears with words, thats what i do, if she kicks, comment on how her kankles hurt because there so fat and call her an obese paper bag job, normally emotion is the best way to target hurt at women

rubadub · 02-12-2008 11:28PM

People should not hit people, if they do they should expect a fight since that is what they are starting. If you think a woman should be allowed hit a man and not expect to be hit back just because she might happen to be weaker, then you should use the same logic with weak men, and I hope one kicks the living **** out of you.

If a woman hit me in a club for no reason I would not touch her, because there are many sexist neanderthals out there who would think it wrong to retaliate, even with controlled lower force, and I would be more likely to be thrown out, even though she started it. Instead I would pepper spray her, cut her hair, or go to the jacks, take a dump on some jacks roll, come back out and smear it all over her face, hair & clothes. My granny always told me "never hit a girl, smear the bitch with raw faeces."

02-12-2008 11:29PM

yea, good point cartman.. we should make a list of cuntish things to say to women instead of throwing headbutts.

Acacia · 02-12-2008 11:31PM

Deleted User wrote: »

yea, good point cartman.. we should make a list of cuntish things to say to women instead of headbutts.

Sure, you could just throw a few lines from a 'fat irish burds vs. foreign wimmins' thread here on AH if you want to insult them. I'm sure there's plenty of material there.

Galvasean · 02-12-2008 11:37PM

I once got beaten up by a girl. I had no means to defend myself. Damn gentlemanliness.

FearDark · 02-12-2008 11:39PM

Was out in my town on Sunday night, i went out late and had one bottle of Bulmers the whole night, anyway as you do I went across from the night club to the chippers and made my order, while waiting for my order this girl came in to the chipper, she promptly started to abuse the staff in there saying they were greaseballs and stuff like "I dont want to be served by you, you monkey, I dont know where your hands have been"etc etc, like an idiot I just said to her chill out because she was being obnoxious... mistake.

She told me to go outside and fight her... That is the worst possible position to be in, what do u do, Im obviously not going to go out and fight her, im 14 stone and lift weights 4 nights a week for the last 7 years, im not fighting a drunk girl in the middle of the street!! So, I ring my friend who is driving for the night and tell him whats going on, he says he will be up to collect me in 10 minutes, so now I have to ignore this psycho who is at this stage outside the chipper and punching the glass with her fists, she stands out there for a good 10 minutes calling me out, calling me allsorts!

She makes her way into the chipper half a dozen times in the meantime and takes a few swipes at me and i just hold her off with my hand until she comes in the last time and catches me in the mouth so i push her back towards the door and she literally goes flying and lands on the ground... Next thing, she is saying do you know who you just hit?! Im like, i didnt hit you, im pushing you away, i gave you enough chances to walk. Turns out she is friends with some "lovely" people in my town, so now im in trouble... Anyway I manage to escape through the rear of the chipper to my friend who is waiting in my car.

So to sum up, yes, if a woman is looking for it she should bloody well get it.

anonymous_joe · 02-12-2008 11:47PM

Acacia wrote: »

Sure, you could just throw a few lines from a 'fat irish burds vs. foreign wimmins' thread here on AH if you want to insult them. I'm sure there's plenty of material there.

Anything from AH'd make anyone despair for humanity. :P

02-12-2008 11:59PM

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Anything from AH'd make anyone despair for humanity. :P

that'd be cuckoos nest..

Terry · 03-12-2008 12:01AM

FearDark wrote: »

Was out in my town on Sunday night, i went out late and had one bottle of Bulmers the whole night, anyway as you do I went across from the night club to the chippers and made my order, while waiting for my order this girl came in to the chipper, she promptly started to abuse the staff in there saying they were greaseballs and stuff like "I dont want to be served by you, you monkey, I dont know where your hands have been"etc etc, like an idiot I just said to her chill out because she was being obnoxious... mistake.

She told me to go outside and fight her... That is the worst possible position to be in, what do u do, Im obviously not going to go out and fight her, im 14 stone and lift weights 4 nights a week for the last 7 years, im not fighting a drunk girl in the middle of the street!! So, I ring my friend who is driving for the night and tell him whats going on, he says he will be up to collect me in 10 minutes, so now I have to ignore this psycho who is at this stage outside the chipper and punching the glass with her fists, she stands out there for a good 10 minutes calling me out, calling me allsorts!

She makes her way into the chipper half a dozen times in the meantime and takes a few swipes at me and i just hold her off with my hand until she comes in the last time and catches me in the mouth so i push her back towards the door and she literally goes flying and lands on the ground... Next thing, she is saying do you know who you just hit?! Im like, i didnt hit you, im pushing you away, i gave you enough chances to walk. Turns out she is friends with some "lovely" people in my town, so now im in trouble... Anyway I manage to escape through the rear of the chipper to my friend who is waiting in my car.

So to sum up, yes, if a woman is looking for it she should bloody well get it.

Bertie?

anonymous_joe · 03-12-2008 12:03AM

Deleted User wrote: »

that'd be cuckoos nest..

That place makes me feel slightly gladder to be alive. :P

FearDark · 03-12-2008 12:06AM

Terry wrote: »

Bertie?

I can be...

EamonnKeane · 03-12-2008 12:08AM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

No, it's fine for lads to fight, all male animals are made to compete in that way. Attacking females is never seen, even in the animal kingdom. And if there's none of it there, that's a sure sign that it ain't natural.

Wrong. Many males do not fight (bonobos, pandas, etc.) and many females do (queen bees, wolves, etc. And since when did natural = good? Cancer is natural, pain, death ..

EamonnKeane · 03-12-2008 12:11AM

Wudyaquit wrote: »

I agree - the main reason men hitting men's acceptable as it's the way in which most societies are structered - according to who's the biggest and hardest. Men hitting women doesn't contribute anything in this regard - mother's are expected to nurture.

We've progressed from this point, but not really - 100 years of changes in social order is never going to override innate reflexes - and innately most men feel weird about hitting a woman and find it socially unacceptable for anyone else to do so. I guess it's a protection mechanism for society.

That said, there's nothing like a flying headbutt to the mid-section to get the attention

"most societies are structered - according to who's the biggest and hardest."?? wtf? No societies are structured that way: it's intelligence, allies, control of resources. And are you implying that the Stone Age was 100 years ago?

Galvasean · 03-12-2008 12:13AM

EamonnKeane wrote: »

Wrong. Many males do not fight (bonobos, pandas, etc.) and many females do (queen bees, wolves, etc. And since when did natural = good? Cancer is natural, pain, death ..

Ooh, where you watching that Killer Bees show too?

anonymous_joe · 03-12-2008 12:29AM

Bees are friendly. It's wasps you can't trust.

In fairness there's (thank God) a massive stigma attached to hitting women. For a long time, in many cultures it was fairly acceptable to beat your wife, etc.

Most people probably know someone who got decked by a girl, or started on unfairly. But that's not that common. And a large number of lads are much bigger and stronger than girls.

javaboy · 03-12-2008 12:40AM

anonymous_joe wrote: »

In fairness there's (thank God) a massive stigma attached to hitting women. For a long time, in many cultures it was fairly acceptable to beat your wife, etc.

Most people probably know someone who got decked by a girl, or started on unfairly. But that's not that common. And a large number of lads are much bigger and stronger than girls.

Why thank God about the stigma attached to hitting women? The stigma should be about hitting anyone.

Just because in general men are bigger and stronger than women, it doesn't give women carte blanche to hit men and not expect there to be consequences. And yes, I know that the consequences of any assault should ideally be facing legal charges but in reality we all know that's not always practical.

The way I see it, when it comes to physical confrontation, a woman should be just like a weaker man. If a weaker smaller man attacks a bigger man, then he can expect to get a few digs for his trouble. Likewise if a woman attacks someone stronger, she can expect a few digs too.

It's as simple as that. A woman loses any entitlement to chivalry or manners or whatever you want to call it as soon as she hits someone. I've seen too many women and girls take advantage of the convention that you don't hit women.

So if a person hits first, they can expect to get hit back regardless of their gender.

Galvasean · 03-12-2008 12:48AM

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Bees are friendly. It's wasps you can't trust.

Killer bees are much worse than wasps.

Bob the Builder · 03-12-2008 12:50AM

Eric Cartman wrote: »

if a girl hits you reduce them to tears with words, thats what i do, if she kicks, comment on how her kankles hurt because there so fat and call her an obese paper bag job, normally emotion is the best way to target hurt at women

I bet they call you Suicide Eric in real life?

Pyr0 · 03-12-2008 12:50AM

Don't dish it out if you can't take it tbh.

anonymous_joe · 03-12-2008 12:52AM

javaboy wrote: »

Why thank God about the stigma attached to hitting women? The stigma should be about hitting anyone.

Just because in general men are bigger and stronger than women, it doesn't give women carte blanche to hit men and not expect there to be consequences. And yes, I know that the consequences of any assault should ideally be facing legal charges but in reality we all know that's not always practical.

The way I see it, when it comes to physical confrontation, a woman should be just like a weaker man. If a weaker smaller man attacks a bigger man, then he can expect to get a few digs for his trouble. Likewise if a woman attacks someone stronger, she can expect a few digs too.

It's as simple as that. A woman loses any entitlement to chivalry or manners or whatever you want to call it as soon as she hits someone. I've seen too many women and girls take advantage of the convention that you don't hit women.

So if a person hits first, they can expect to get hit back regardless of their gender.

Because for a long time it wasn't a crime to rape your wife and if she stepped out of line you hit her. That's why we can be thankful such things are no longer tolerated.

Obviously I'm against anyone hitting anyone. It shows up some serious personaility flaws if you react to situations by hitting people. I've known one or two girls who let their boyfriends get away with hitting them once or twice. It's a horrible thing. I know lads who let their girlfriends hit them too, but shrugged it off in a 'manly' way.

Hitting's not right either way.

Galvasean wrote: »

Killer bees are much worse than wasps.

What if they somehow combine!? We'd need some kind of underground defense network...

Let's begin planning. :P

Galvasean · 03-12-2008 12:56AM

anonymous_joe wrote: »

What if they somehow combine!? We'd need some kind of underground defense network...

Let's begin planning. :P

Oh noes!!

anonymous_joe · 03-12-2008 12:58AM

Galvasean wrote: »

Oh noes!!

My God, they're armed. To the hills!

javaboy · 03-12-2008 01:02AM

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Because for a long time it wasn't a crime to rape your wife and if she stepped out of line you hit her. That's why we can be thankful such things are no longer tolerated.

Of course. It can only be a good thing that violence towards women is no longer acceptable. My only objection to your post was that you seemed to be implying that women are entitled to extra protection on account of the fact that they are usually smaller and weaker. I don't think that should enter into th equation at all.

anonymous_joe wrote:

Most people probably know someone who got decked by a girl, or started on unfairly. But that's not that common. And a large number of lads are much bigger and stronger than girls.

Bob the Builder · 03-12-2008 01:05AM

There's a few bítches out there that need a bitchslap to get them in line.
They shouldn't even have the vote.

They cook my dinner, clean the bathroom, and work in the bed and thats their job.

anonymous_joe · 03-12-2008 01:09AM

javaboy wrote: »

Of course. It can only be a good thing that violence towards women is no longer acceptable. My only objection to your post was that you seemed to be implying that women are entitled to extra protection on account of the fact that they are usually smaller and weaker. I don't think that should enter into th equation at all.

I fully appreciate where you're coming from. Hell I kinda agree with ya. If I remember rightly, one of the least protected groups in society is male victims of domestic abuse.

But in terms of, a night on the píss, a drunk girl tries to slap you, etc, I think a lot of lads would be significantly stronger, and able to do a lot of damage.

javaboy · 03-12-2008 01:18AM

anonymous_joe wrote: »

I fully appreciate where you're coming from. Hell I kinda agree with ya. If I remember rightly, one of the least protected groups in society is male victims of domestic abuse.

+1. Although I'm talking more about the situation you describe below.

But in terms of, a night on the píss, a drunk girl tries to slap you, etc, I think a lot of lads would be significantly stronger, and able to do a lot of damage.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm responsible for my actions when I'm drunk. After all I'm the idiot for getting that drunk in the first place. Same goes for a girl. She's responsible for trying to slap me in that situation.

I'm not advocating beating the crap out of her or anyone. Personally I always try to defuse a situation before it gets bad and if I can't avoid a physical confrontation, I won't go beyond self-defense/restraint............ but that's just me. Other people are different.

If a weaker person attacks a stronger person, I don't really object to the stronger person going beyong self-defense and into the realm of punishment. Gender is not an issue.

anonymous_joe · 03-12-2008 01:20AM

javaboy wrote: »

+1. Although I'm talking more about the situation you describe below.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm responsible for my actions when I'm drunk. After all I'm the idiot for getting that drunk in the first place. Same goes for a girl. She's responsible for trying to slap me in that situation.

I'm not advocating beating the crap out of her or anyone. Personally I always try to defuse a situation before it gets bad and if I can't avoid a physical confrontation, I won't go beyond self-defense/restraint............ but that's just me. Other people are different.

If a weaker person attacks a stronger person, I don't really object to the stronger person going beyong self-defense and into the realm of punishment. Gender is not an issue.

Put like that, I can't really disagree with ya.

Run_to_da_hills · 03-12-2008 01:25AM

My ex for 5 years was a 3rd Dan Tai Quan do instructor and night club bouncer

I wouldn't dare hit her. :eek:

Creature · 03-12-2008 01:36AM

How can she slap?

How can she slap?!

Wudyaquit · 03-12-2008 01:42AM

Galvasean wrote: »

Killer bees are much worse than wasps.

Bumble wapses are the baddest ass ghetto pimps on the eastside. Sheee-it.

Why can girls hit guys and guys can't hit girls?

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