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Whats the funniest name you've ever heard?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,296 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Anita Gofradump


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pussy Galore (played by Honor Blackman) in the James Bond film Goldfinger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,185 ✭✭✭asdasd


    The most amazing name I ever heard was a chap called

    Antobious Fiddlenepoop Mylanderotos O'Brien.

    Went to college with him.

    Anto, we called him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Ben Dover. Didn't see him in the first couple pages anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    *Bart Simpson-founded a boxing club in Waterford*


    i knew someone who was coached by him he`s always laughing about it!:)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Yusif Orion Roger Edward Murphy Andrews


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭antSionnach


    I have a mate called Ely Goodbody... no end of tacky chat up lines with that surname...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Pussy Galore (played by Honor Blackman) in the James Bond film Goldfinger.

    What about her Irish cousin, Fanny Aplenty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,006 ✭✭✭Ann22


    Two Americans I met through work were Ian Wardrobe and Fred Horning. I was amused. In Florida last year I was served by a black girl in Burger King called Lovely Gee. (I made up the second name for amusement purposes but it might've been that or something even worse, like 'anus' or 'bottom' or even 'wardrobe' as the above gentleman........imagine being called Lovely Wardrobe:D)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    i know a lady called Ina, she married Tim Hoare.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Agonist


    Lucy Lucey :confused: What were they thinking?

    And here's a guy with a sore back

    Remember the cloned sheep called Dolly?
    A four eared sheep was born in Meath that year and the farmer called her Dolby.




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭tdc


    mike20litorisva2.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,743 ✭✭✭COH


    Ryder Hard

    Film producer or something like that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭roneythetube


    Silas T. Oysterburger is a good one.

    and a brother and sister duo I once served be the name of ..
    Kingsley and Queensly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭roneythetube


    oh yes and while i'm at it.. 2 brothers in me school by the surname of magee.

    known as Scratch and Ulick:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    moe leicster
    willy stroker

    and my personal favourite (which i came up with myself)

    Lotta Dixon Magee :D.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭tc20


    My buddy worked in a shop and he said a women was making an order or something like that and the name she gave was Ita McGee.


    I also know of an Ita McGee (married name), always cracks me up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 787 ✭✭✭babi-hrse


    had a person runnin for td in my area called dick spring lol
    and know someone called justin case!
    his parents saw the joke and went ahead and named him that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    babi-hrse wrote: »
    had a person runnin for td in my area called dick spring lol
    and know someone called justin case!
    his parents saw the joke and went ahead and named him that!
    Former Labour party leader Dick Spring?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭baglady


    Annette Curtain


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭stingray75


    Gabriel Sex.

    surname found around Newbridge...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    Creedence Clearwater Couto - a Brazilian footballer with Lierse in the Belgian League (his parents were fans)

    Norman Conquest - Australian goalkeeper

    Bongo Christ - Zimbabwean footballer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    I knew a guy back in the early years of primary school who's dads name was Les Bean. True story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 618 ✭✭✭pipsqueak


    There was a horse running in wexford few years ago called " Surrounded by muppets"
    lost me shirt on him btw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 911 ✭✭✭engrish?


    Philip McGee, phil for short.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭cooperla


    Richard Butt, aka dick butt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭skinnie


    Amanda Rinn


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭ben bedlam


    Elizabeth Hornswoggle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭jane86


    Rebekah Titsworth :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 KellyG


    A relative of mine fell in love with a thai girl brought her to live in Ireland...
    Here name was 'Porn Axiloh' they married his surname is cox now her name is porn coxs! just sounds too weird !


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