What do Men think Women want?

Tall, rich, status, confident. No particular order.

A good fucking slap upside the head.



[Edit] apologies - I read "what do women want". What do men think women want? Rare pink sparkly shit.

I'll tell you what wimmins want, they want a man who can make them feel like a woman. A man that can make them feel wanted.

They want a man who will make various demands of them, such as pork-based products, beer and something a little more intimate.

A woman wants a man who will take her in his arms and squeeze her until she promises to get him peanuts (dry roasted). A woman wants a man she can turn to for advice on world events, such as the increase in price of barley and the impact it will have on the quality of beer.

A woman wants a man that will serve as a role model for an offspring - showing the little 'un that bald is good, fat is the new thin and, when the time comes, beer is an acceptable substitute for milk.

A woman wants a man who will be there for them, on the couch, where they left him earlier.

So, in summary, what wimmins want is a BRGH Brother.

<overly negative response>Anyone but me it would seem</overly negative response>

But seriously, money for various things.

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Waffle? Me? Never.

You could learn a thing or two from me, brother smashey.

This is a first, Smashey mentions waffles and there's no nyommage! :eek:

Oh, and Tom, that's a contender for Post of the year. Zaph will be jealous you're moving in on his territory.

3 word answer to this question "We dont care"