What do Men think Women want?

Piste

Following on from the thread "what do women think men want?" I pose the same question to you. What do you think we want?

Cunny-Funt

Money, shoes etc

Zaph

A good seeing to? Eh, I mean money, shoes etc.

SRFC90

Us men honestly think you's are the ones that want sex all the time.

:rolleyes:

Bottle_of_Smoke

Tall, rich, status, confident. No particular order.

sheesh

not fat or bald is my experience

Nevyn

To know thier loved ones every need is attended to and an occasional pat on the bum.

justsomebloke

they want ME of course.

Zulu

A good fucking slap upside the head.



[Edit] apologies - I read "what do women want". What do men think women want? Rare pink sparkly shit.

smashey

Wimmins want to be with a man who loves bacon sambos and beer.

Slow Motion

Wimmin want the same as men! Money, fast cars and babes!

listermint

Commitment and babies, in that order

Tom Dunne

I'll tell you what wimmins want, they want a man who can make them feel like a woman. A man that can make them feel wanted.

They want a man who will make various demands of them, such as pork-based products, beer and something a little more intimate.

A woman wants a man who will take her in his arms and squeeze her until she promises to get him peanuts (dry roasted). A woman wants a man she can turn to for advice on world events, such as the increase in price of barley and the impact it will have on the quality of beer.

A woman wants a man that will serve as a role model for an offspring - showing the little 'un that bald is good, fat is the new thin and, when the time comes, beer is an acceptable substitute for milk.

A woman wants a man who will be there for them, on the couch, where they left him earlier.

So, in summary, what wimmins want is a BRGH Brother.

Wagon

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I'll tell you what wimmins want, they want a man who can make them feel like a woman. A man that can make them feel wanted.

They want a man who will make various demands of them, such as pork-based products, beer and something a little more intimate.

A woman wants a man who will take her in his arms and squeeze her until she promises to get him peanuts (dry roasted). A woman wants a man she can turn to for advice on world events, such as the increase in price of barley and the impact it will have on the quality of beer.

A woman wants a man that will serve as a role model for an offspring - showing the little 'un that bald is good, fat is the new thin and, when the time comes, beer is an acceptable substitute for milk.

A woman wants a man who will be there for them, on the couch, where they left him earlier.

So, in summary, what wimmins want is a BRGH Brother.

Did anyone else read this with the national anthem playing in their head and a tear in their eye?

Ladies that are after solely after a tall, well built man (as in going to the gym :mad:) with large bank accounts, an untarnished reputation and well groomed hair are girls. As in spoilt little wenches who attend establishments such as Q Bar and 21s. I prefer a woman.

Don1

<overly negative response>Anyone but me it would seem</overly negative response>

But seriously, money for various things.

smashey

Wagon wrote: »

Did anyone else read this with the national anthem playing in their head and a tear in their eye?

Nah, too much waffle. :pac:

Latchy

I'll tell you what they want ,what they really really want ,they wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, ziggy ziggy ziggy zig ka zig ahhhhhhhh !

Tom Dunne

smashey wrote: »

Nah, too much waffle. :pac:

Waffle? Me? Never.

You could learn a thing or two from me, brother smashey.

LostinBlanch

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Waffle? Me? Never.

You could learn a thing or two from me, brother smashey.

This is a first, Smashey mentions waffles and there's no nyommage! :eek:

Oh, and Tom, that's a contender for Post of the year. Zaph will be jealous you're moving in on his territory.

smashey

LostinBlanch wrote: »

This is a first, Smashey mentions waffles and there's no nyom! :eek:

Wrong kind of waffle. :cool:

lottodrink

They want someone with Personal Confidence.

Or someone that will just put up with them lol... :P

S.L.F

Been married forever so I should know but the reality is I'm damned if I know.

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Unless its someone who'll go shopping

with them

for clothes

without giving-out (in a manly way of course) about how long it takes to buy 1 pair of shoes.

ruthiedv

We want....






....it all.

Tom Dunne

ruthiedv wrote: »

We want....






....it all.

And you have it all, right here on BGRH.

Robbo

Wagon wrote: »

Did anyone else read this with the national anthem playing in their head and a tear in their eye?

Stirring stuff indeed. The kind of battlefield address that rallies the troops.

Women want a white wine or a fruit based beverage.

KateF

Ye think we want commitment, marriage, babies, all your money.
We actually want security, its a different thing from commitment! And I can only speak for mself here but I'm young, no marriage and babies thanks. Also, I'll spend my own money, if I don't have any its my own fault for buying so many damn shoes and wasting it all :rolleyes: We don't want you to be loaded, but not stingy, that would be nice. Some men here in Scotland are as mane as ditch water!

IrishWhite

3 word answer to this question "We dont care"

BAsTid

KateF wrote: »

Also, I'll spend my own money, if I don't have any its my own fault for buying so many damn shoes and wasting it all

No that would be our fault somehow or well at least we'd get the blame!

Ladies want as much as possible! Depends on the lady how much they settle for!

Oswald Osbourne

a good seeing to.

Mr. CooL ICE

Women just want to be right



Pity it'll never happen

Latchy

Women really want to be men .

SpookyDoll

What men think women want:
Commitment
Cuddles (spew)
to "talk"

What women actually want:
Sex

cmcsoft

Women want control!!

Eric Cartman

money and a nice car

Wibbs

Commitment. Not too much though. A little insecurity keeps the boredom away.
Money.
Social power and knowing other women finding him attractive.
Willy in the 7 inch range. A practiced tongue and the feeling she can let herself completely go.....
Attention, but again not too much.
Emotional consistency.
Physically fit(I know, but hey lets make up for it elsewhere:)).
Excitement.
A future.

Jesus Wept

I follow Homer Simpson's advice about women:

'Here's my advice on women: don't give them nicknames like 'Jumbo ' or 'Boxcar' and always get receipts. It makes you look like a business guy.'

Nursy

SRFC90 wrote: »

Us men honestly think you's are the ones that want sex all the time.

:rolleyes:

So true...sex and shoes:pac:

not yet

To be loved,cherised,adored,respected oh!!! and the occasional 4 baller....

homerun_homer

I think they want to mess with men's heads.:mad:

....and sex.

A Primal Nut

In my humble experience;

To more women that find him attractive (or at least appear to) the more they'll be attracted to him.

They also want someone they can talk about to their friends, both good and bad things.

Once they find him attractive, they want sex; not that they'll tell us that of course - they prefer to make it look like they are doing us a massive favour.:p

Ah they're great tho.......