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What do Men think Women want?
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23-11-2008 11:48pm#1
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I'll tell you what wimmins want, they want a man who can make them feel like a woman. A man that can make them feel wanted.
They want a man who will make various demands of them, such as pork-based products, beer and something a little more intimate.
A woman wants a man who will take her in his arms and squeeze her until she promises to get him peanuts (dry roasted). A woman wants a man she can turn to for advice on world events, such as the increase in price of barley and the impact it will have on the quality of beer.
A woman wants a man that will serve as a role model for an offspring - showing the little 'un that bald is good, fat is the new thin and, when the time comes, beer is an acceptable substitute for milk.
A woman wants a man who will be there for them, on the couch, where they left him earlier.
So, in summary, what wimmins want is a BRGH Brother.0 -
I'll tell you what wimmins want, they want a man who can make them feel like a woman. A man that can make them feel wanted.
They want a man who will make various demands of them, such as pork-based products, beer and something a little more intimate.
A woman wants a man who will take her in his arms and squeeze her until she promises to get him peanuts (dry roasted). A woman wants a man she can turn to for advice on world events, such as the increase in price of barley and the impact it will have on the quality of beer.
A woman wants a man that will serve as a role model for an offspring - showing the little 'un that bald is good, fat is the new thin and, when the time comes, beer is an acceptable substitute for milk.
A woman wants a man who will be there for them, on the couch, where they left him earlier.
So, in summary, what wimmins want is a BRGH Brother.
Did anyone else read this with the national anthem playing in their head and a tear in their eye?
Ladies that are after solely after a tall, well built man (as in going to the gym :mad:) with large bank accounts, an untarnished reputation and well groomed hair are girls. As in spoilt little wenches who attend establishments such as Q Bar and 21s. I prefer a woman.0 -
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Wrong kind of waffle. :cool:LostinBlanch wrote: »This is a first, Smashey mentions waffles and there's no nyom! :eek:
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Been married forever so I should know but the reality is I'm damned if I know.
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Unless its someone who'll go shopping
with them
for clothes
without giving-out (in a manly way of course) about how long it takes to buy 1 pair of shoes.
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