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If you had to take one thing to the afterlife, what would it be?

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  • 22-11-2008 10:26pm
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    slumped
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭


    Simple - If you had to take one thing to the afterlife, what would it be?

    For those that don't believe in an afterlife - make something up!

    I'd take a BMW Z4 for cruising!

    S


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    #2
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    You are ma!




























    But really, me nob.


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    #3
    RATM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭RATM


    A get out of the afterlife and back to earth pass. I kinda like it around here:pac:


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    #4
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    A suicide kit.


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    My beautiful money.


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    #6
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    My list of people I hate and haunt them from the afterlife.


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    #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    My i-pod.:cool:


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    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    A camera, think of all the people you would want to get pic's with.


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    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    The human race. If I have to die, I'll take you all with me.


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    #10
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    Aren't you immortal?


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    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    I'd take....I'd take.....I suppose I'd take everyone with me!

    Death to all.....for the laugh! :pac:


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,515 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    My porn collection



    Family Guy has taught me to be wary of the promise of 42 virgins


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My WWE world heavyweight replica belt.

    I mean really, how many other people are likely to bring something like that? I would officially be the Afterlife World Heavyweight Champion!


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    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    My brown bear


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    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My WWE world heavyweight replica belt.

    I mean really, how many other people are likely to bring something like that? I would officially be the Afterlife World Heavyweight Champion!

    With the rate wrestlers are dying you would have a lot of competition. ;)


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Hmm...... well, i can tell ya what i wont be taking



    Clothes or condoms.






    * I so better get the skinny, tall, catwalk body on the way up or it may turn into Hell very feckin' quickly though :o


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    themadchef wrote: »
    Hmm...... well, i can tell ya what i wont be taking



    Clothes or condoms.






    * I so better get the skinny, tall, catwalk body on the way up or it may turn into Hell very feckin' quickly though :o

    They wont judge in the afterlife. At least, I hope they wont...


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    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    chocolate flavoured beer.


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    #19
    Holsten
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    A science book.


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    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    My phone, I could freak people out by calling them and breathing down the phone and send them text messages like 'story man, fancy a pint?' especially during my funeral.


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,991 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    A white sheet and a scary movie mask.


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    #22
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    slumped wrote: »
    Simple - If you had to take one thing to the afterlife, what would it be?

    A bible, to scribble out all the lies, or as a legal contract for all that was promised...


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    Creature
    Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Lea & Perrins Worcester sauce.


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    #24
    Alanstrainor
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 23,157 Mod ✭✭✭✭Alanstrainor


    My Guitar. And to be more specific about which one...My Bacchus G-Player 2005.:D


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    #25
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    tv rights to show the "live" broadies what the "dead" boardies are missing/not missing...


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    #26
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Do they have cock-rings in heaven? I don't have a cock-ring, but if they don't have them in heaven I might get one just in case. I reckon most stuff in heaven is on the house, but imagine having to go up to some sweet cherubic, er ... cherub behind the counter and ask for one. Best to keep one wrapped around the old man when I die and hopefully, if I've said me prayers, it'll slip through the net. Like when John Leslie passes through customs....


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    #27
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    duty free.


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    #28
    Heckler
    Registered Users Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Heckler


    Guns. Lots of guns. Just in case.


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    #29
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    sweet weed


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    #30
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    All my memories.;)


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    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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