If you had to take one thing to the afterlife, what would it be?

slumped · 22-11-2008 9:26pm #1

Simple - If you had to take one thing to the afterlife, what would it be?

For those that don't believe in an afterlife - make something up!

I'd take a BMW Z4 for cruising!

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truecrippler · 22-11-2008 9:29pm

You are ma!

But really, me nob.

RATM · 22-11-2008 9:29pm

A get out of the afterlife and back to earth pass. I kinda like it around here:pac:

Red Hand · 22-11-2008 9:35pm

A suicide kit.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-11-2008 9:38pm

My beautiful money.

Berty · 22-11-2008 9:39pm

My list of people I hate and haunt them from the afterlife.

galwayrush · 22-11-2008 9:39pm

My i-pod.:cool:

shenanigans1982 · 22-11-2008 9:40pm

A camera, think of all the people you would want to get pic's with.

Agamemnon · 22-11-2008 9:41pm

The human race. If I have to die, I'll take you all with me.

giggsy664 · 22-11-2008 9:44pm

Aren't you immortal?

InkSlinger67 · 22-11-2008 9:51pm

I'd take....I'd take.....I suppose I'd take everyone with me!

Death to all.....for the laugh! :pac:

Mr. CooL ICE · 22-11-2008 9:56pm

My porn collection

Family Guy has taught me to be wary of the promise of 42 virgins

22-11-2008 9:59pm

My WWE world heavyweight replica belt.

I mean really, how many other people are likely to bring something like that? I would officially be the Afterlife World Heavyweight Champion!

AckwelFoley · 22-11-2008 10:06pm

My brown bear

shenanigans1982 · 22-11-2008 10:07pm

Deleted User wrote: »

My WWE world heavyweight replica belt.

I mean really, how many other people are likely to bring something like that? I would officially be the Afterlife World Heavyweight Champion!

With the rate wrestlers are dying you would have a lot of competition.

themadchef · 22-11-2008 10:18pm

Hmm...... well, i can tell ya what i wont be taking

Clothes or condoms.

* I so better get the skinny, tall, catwalk body on the way up or it may turn into Hell very feckin' quickly though

4zn76tysfajdxp · 22-11-2008 10:26pm

themadchef wrote: »

Hmm...... well, i can tell ya what i wont be taking

Clothes or condoms.

* I so better get the skinny, tall, catwalk body on the way up or it may turn into Hell very feckin' quickly though

They wont judge in the afterlife. At least, I hope they wont...

ChewChew · 22-11-2008 10:32pm

chocolate flavoured beer.

Holsten · 22-11-2008 10:35pm

A science book.

jiltloop · 22-11-2008 10:36pm

My phone, I could freak people out by calling them and breathing down the phone and send them text messages like 'story man, fancy a pint?' especially during my funeral.

ejmaztec · 22-11-2008 11:52pm

A white sheet and a scary movie mask.

CreepingDeath · 23-11-2008 1:02am

slumped wrote: »

Simple - If you had to take one thing to the afterlife, what would it be?

A bible, to scribble out all the lies, or as a legal contract for all that was promised...

Creature · 23-11-2008 1:09am

Lea & Perrins Worcester sauce.

Alanstrainor · 23-11-2008 1:11am

My Guitar. And to be more specific about which one...My Bacchus G-Player 2005.:D

Saibh · 23-11-2008 1:12am

tv rights to show the "live" broadies what the "dead" boardies are missing/not missing...

davyjose · 23-11-2008 1:16am

Do they have cock-rings in heaven? I don't have a cock-ring, but if they don't have them in heaven I might get one just in case. I reckon most stuff in heaven is on the house, but imagine having to go up to some sweet cherubic, er ... cherub behind the counter and ask for one. Best to keep one wrapped around the old man when I die and hopefully, if I've said me prayers, it'll slip through the net. Like when John Leslie passes through customs....