anyone else got the "manflu"

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 02:00PM #1

I have it (im a girl) but meh, really sucks, day 2 of it atm.

How does one amuse themselves?? boredom is starting to kick in.

iPlop · 22-11-2008 02:06PM

emo!! wrote: »

I have it (im a girl) but meh, really sucks, day 2 of it atm.

How does one amuse themselves?? boredom is starting to kick in.

Errr Id like to suggest something but its a little naughty:D

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 02:07PM

Septic Leper wrote: »

Errr Id like to suggest something but its a little naughty:D

hmm i wonder what that could be :P

Feelgood · 22-11-2008 02:08PM

emo!! wrote: »

How does one amuse themselves?? boredom is starting to kick in.

Masturbation...:o

Shryke · 22-11-2008 02:11PM

Cup of tea, a fire and a good book. And no, I'm not three hundred years old.

I fended off the beginnings of man-flu last week. I'm left with only a mild man-cold.

samhail · 22-11-2008 02:12PM

yeah masturbation is the best thing for manflu (scientific proofs are available online)

im intrigued in what septic would suggest that is naughty though ! ?

TPD · 22-11-2008 02:14PM

samhail wrote: »

yeah masturbation is the best thing for manflu (scientific proofs are available online)

im intrigued in what septic would suggest that is naughty though ! ?

I'm thinking he was thinking the same thing you were thinking.

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 02:16PM

Ah respone *but my hand is tierd as it is :rolleyes:*

come on surely there is something i could do..... wrong think to do is eat swiss roll when your vomiting , it doesnt stay down >.<

samhail · 22-11-2008 02:17PM

yeah but he said he was thinking of something naughty *tut* o.0

Tar.Aldarion · 22-11-2008 02:19PM

No but I have a hurty knee

Kya1976 · 22-11-2008 02:26PM

I propose a series of experiments that can be conducted within the safety of your won home that will not only address your own personal boredom but also further the world of science and knowledge.

*the eternal question how yummy are doggie treats to humans
*does the fridge light stay on after closing the door
*how many frozen peas can one comfortable fit into ones belly button
*various methods of putting out candles without the use of blowing
*can a human being fit into a tumble without any of ones major extremities
protruding
*is it possible to weigh breasts using food scales

Gavin "shels" · 22-11-2008 02:32PM

Have it the last week and a half, and no matter how many tablets I take it won't go away, so I've just averted to alcohol as the cure.:cool:

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 02:34PM

Gavin shels wrote: »

Have it the last week and a half, and no matter how many tablets I take it won't go away, so I've just averted to alcohol as the cure.:cool:

but i'm only at day two , so I think there is still hope for me , you're just a lost cause at this point >.< hope mine dont last a week and a half

iPlop · 22-11-2008 02:36PM

emo!! wrote: »

Ah respone *but my hand is tierd as it is :rolleyes:*

come on surely there is something i could do..... wrong think to do is eat swiss roll when your vomiting , it doesnt stay down >.<

spower shower hose ive heard does it and im not a girl;)

iPlop · 22-11-2008 02:41PM

samhail wrote: »

yeah masturbation is the best thing for manflu (scientific proofs are available online)

im intrigued in what septic would suggest that is naughty though ! ?

You right it's not naughty so lets all bate the banger. Ohh hang on better change the cling film on the computer screen:D

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 02:48PM

yer al so durty!:P

Turd Ferguson · 22-11-2008 02:51PM

The only thing for OPs manflu and for Tars "hurty knee" and for anything else wrong with people here (I believe this also cures cancer)

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Darragh29 · 22-11-2008 02:54PM

wtf is a manflu?

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 02:56PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

The only thing for OPs manflu and for Tars "hurty knee" and for anything else wrong with people here (I believe this also cures cancer)

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Awesome, I

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RxQueen · 22-11-2008 02:58PM

Darragh29 wrote: »

wtf is a manflu?

taken from wikipedia

Man flu is a largely pejorative term that refers to the exaggerated symptoms experienced by men when suffering from flu or a cold.

Wurly · 22-11-2008 02:59PM

Kya1976 wrote: »

I propose a series of experiments that can be conducted within the safety of your won home that will not only address your own personal boredom but also further the world of science and knowledge.

*the eternal question how yummy are doggie treats to humans
*does the fridge light stay on after closing the door
*how many frozen peas can one comfortable fit into ones belly button
*various methods of putting out candles without the use of blowing
*can a human being fit into a tumble without any of ones major extremities
protruding
*is it possible to weigh breasts using food scales

This is ruddy genius!!:D:D

I'm gonna start with the candle one. I think i'll try a dance with scarves and go from there.

Kya1976 · 22-11-2008 03:09PM

Tri wrote: »

This is ruddy genius!!:D:D

I'm gonna start with the candle one. I think i'll try a dance with scarves and go from there.

heres a few more for ya:
*how hard is it to cut yourself with a butter knife
*what household fluids, either cleaning or edible, can be used to created an accurate depiction of the shower scene from Psycho
*can a cheese grater be used effectively for the removal of unsightly dried skin
*test the advertising claim of Johnsons 'no tears formula' when poored directly into the human eye

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 03:11PM

im going to try out the johnsons one later!! haha

Wurly · 22-11-2008 03:11PM

Kya1976 wrote: »

heres a few more for ya:
*how hard is it to cut yourself with a butter knife
*what household fluids, either cleaning or edible, can be used to created an accurate depiction of the shower scene from Psycho
*can a cheese grater be used effectively for the removal of unsightly dried skin
*test the advertising claim of Johnsons 'no tears formula' when poored directly into the human eye

Please write a book of these. Then please invite me as a VIP to your book signing in Eason's!

Goldmine waiting to happen - i'm telling ya.:D

Turd Ferguson · 22-11-2008 03:12PM

Have tried these already -->

*the eternal question how yummy are doggie treats to humans - Very yummy, but only the biscuits. Tried frying up the tinned stuff before and its revolting

*does the fridge light stay on after closing the door - Yes, but you have to break a piece off the fridge to keep it on (not recommended)

*how many frozen peas can one comfortable fit into ones belly button - 3. They are cold.

*various methods of putting out candles without the use of blowing
- Concentrating really hard = No
- Shouting at it = No
- Reverse psychology ("I hope this candle never goes out ever") = No
- Asking Jeeves to blow out my candle = No
- Spitting on it = No, although I did miss
- Covering it with newspaper - No, but that did cause my bedroom to catch fire
- Firemen = Yes (they came to put out the fire in my room and extinguished the candle also)

So there you have it, if you want to put out a candle without blowing on it you better call the Fire Dept.

*can a human being fit into a tumble without any of ones major extremities
protruding - I cant but my baby brother can. Once he finishes his cycle I'll see if he liked it (I would imagine he did as I havnt heard a peep out of him for about an hour)

*is it possible to weigh breasts using food scales - I dont have breast but I did try my testicles...I would rather not divulge those results.

RxQueen · 22-11-2008 03:16PM

great post turd!!

Kya1976 · 22-11-2008 03:16PM

Tri wrote: »

Please write a book of these. Then please invite me as a VIP to your book signing in Eason's!

Goldmine waiting to happen - i'm telling ya.:D

i have considered this idea already but received a letter from the Irish safety council tellin me they would report me to the police if i persisted in my campaign of misappropriation of otherwise harmless household products

Danbo! · 22-11-2008 03:21PM

Darragh29 wrote: »

wtf is a manflu?

This sums it up nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N0

Ghost Train · 22-11-2008 03:30PM

I'm on the second day of it too

Wurly · 22-11-2008 03:50PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Have tried these already -->

*the eternal question how yummy are doggie treats to humans - Very yummy, but only the biscuits. Tried frying up the tinned stuff before and its revolting

*does the fridge light stay on after closing the door - Yes, but you have to break a piece off the fridge to keep it on (not recommended)

*how many frozen peas can one comfortable fit into ones belly button - 3. They are cold.

*various methods of putting out candles without the use of blowing
- Concentrating really hard = No
- Shouting at it = No
- Reverse psychology ("I hope this candle never goes out ever") = No
- Asking Jeeves to blow out my candle = No
- Spitting on it = No, although I did miss
- Covering it with newspaper - No, but that did cause my bedroom to catch fire
- Firemen = Yes (they came to put out the fire in my room and extinguished the candle also)

So there you have it, if you want to put out a candle without blowing on it you better call the Fire Dept.

*can a human being fit into a tumble without any of ones major extremities
protruding - I cant but my baby brother can. Once he finishes his cycle I'll see if he liked it (I would imagine he did as I havnt heard a peep out of him for about an hour)

*is it possible to weigh breasts using food scales - I dont have breast but I did try my testicles...I would rather not divulge those results.

Turd, you are an absolute legend. That post made my soul smile!:pac::pac:

AAAhhhh!! *inner peace*:):):)

Karl Hungus · 22-11-2008 03:54PM

Aye, got the manflu here, I couldn't even drag myself to the pub last night, that's how bad I got it. The sad thing is, I could've done with the whiskey.

anyone else got the "manflu"

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