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lovin tonite...

  • 14-11-2008 10:41PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭


    Who among you will be getting some guaranteed sexy time tonight? I for one will not!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,643 ✭✭✭Archeron


    How many people have to be involved for it to be officially "sexy time"?

    Just asking like....


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Just waiting for her to fall asleep


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Cue random masturbation inspired replies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,179 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    As I tried to think of whether or not I should ask my brain said:

    "Yeah right"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭yupya1


    random masturbation


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,179 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    feylya wrote: »
    Just waiting for her to fall asleep
    Sandor wrote: »
    Cue random masturbation inspired replies.

    Maybe there was one already.

    I dont know whether feylya is waiting for her to fall asleep to grope her or grope himself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Archeron wrote: »
    How many people have to be involved for it to be officially "sexy time"?

    Just asking like....
    i guess i meant from a partner, or... group


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    <something about the OP's ma>


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?
    Lots of stuff!!!

    Mmmmmm, purple.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,179 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?

    Maybe thats the reason you are on the internet. ;)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    I dont know whether feylya is waiting for her to fall asleep to grope her or grope himself.

    It's all good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I'll be loving myself tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    It's 21:46, on a Friday night and I'm on the internet.

    What do you think?
    i dont know, maybe you go to bed late, wtf!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'll be loving myself tonight.
    *ahem* Need a hand?


    I felt obligated to offer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Got my rohypnol and I'm ready to go!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'll be loving myself tonight.
    If you believe Whitney its 'the greatest love of all'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    *ahem* Need a hand?


    I felt obligated to offer.
    That all you got to offer? ;)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,936 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    feylya wrote: »
    Just waiting for her to fall asleep

    Oooh, sleep sex FTW!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    i have to get it ...its friday for f***s sake :)
    have fed him full of choccie and all.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    Kold wrote: »
    Got my rohypnol and I'm ready to go!
    dont forget to take it before you have your first drink!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    wife not home from work till after midnight so it depends what mood she in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭marzic


    auditek923 wrote: »
    wife not home from work till after midnight so it depends what mood she in.
    is she workin tomorrow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Lots of stuff!!!

    Mmmmmm, purple.
    I concur, purple is delicious.
    Maybe thats the reason you are on the internet. ;)
    Not right now, but I'll keep that idea in mind.
    marzic wrote: »
    i dont know, maybe you go to bed late, wtf!

    The answer is no, there will be no sexy time for me tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,179 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    My laptop is on my lap(where else) and its plugged in so the battery is nice and warm and my balls are nice and warm.

    Thats the closest Im going to get to it tonight.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Kiera wrote: »
    That all you got to offer? ;)
    I've got two hands.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭MooseJam


    I've got some chocolate in the fridge, I've heard it's better


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I'm pretty tired but my left hand is feeling pretty amorous...







    I'm left handed btw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,179 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    I'm pretty tired but my left hand is feeling pretty amorous...







    I'm left handed btw

    Im ambidexterous but Im lucky enough to have enough for both hands. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    MooseJam wrote: »
    I've got some chocolate in the fridge, I've heard it's better
    you could always melt it down.... :eek:


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