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  • #32
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    BossArky wrote: »
    I'm an expert in steering clear of After Hours.

    ah now, you are selling yourself short we all know you are an expert in the use of the comma B,o,s,s,A,r,k,y,


  • #33
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    so you're a "Cunning Linguist";)

    More of a Master Debater I reckon.


  • #34
    Clare Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,613 ✭✭✭✭Clare Bear


    I'm not an expert on anything but I know a lot about animals and I know more than I care to admit about showbiz types. That's what having to watch E! News at lunchtime does to me.


  • #35
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Im an expert on being really mean to my gf without wanting to, then making it up with her in such a way that we're even closer than before. I have no idea how this happens. :confused:


  • #36
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'm an expert in Public Toilets,the best ones to take a crap in,the pissing facilities,splash back co-efficient,urinal depth/width/composition and accessories,shít paper and arse cleaning capabilities,correct angle to launch your load to avoid brush use,Eastern/Western/Japanese/Indian/Hotel commodes/bidets.Hydraulics of invalid toilets, airplane toilets,American shítters,European "shelf"toilets,Middle east and Arabic "dry" toilets.Australian outdoor dunnies,Portaloos,Tufloos,Stadium,camping loos.
    Squat shítters,Stadium pal,unisex,open plan,chemical,Bio,en -suite,boat(head)..........the frikken lot!!

    So there!!


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  • #37
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    future cop LAPD


  • #38
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I'm an expert on many, many television shows


  • #39
    Blush_01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    I am actually an expert at carrying a pint glass in my bra. I can even manage two if the second one isn't full. Hands-free kit! About my only area of expertise. :(


  • #40
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Blush_01 wrote: »
    I am actually an expert at carrying a pint glass in my bra. I can even manage two if the second one isn't full. Hands-free kit! About my only area of expertise. :(

    Your second tit??????


  • #41
    The guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    I'm an expert at nothing, I know everything there isn't to know about nothing.


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  • #42
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Blush_01 wrote: »
    I am actually an expert at carrying a pint glass in my bra. I can even manage two if the second one isn't full. Hands-free kit! About my only area of expertise. :(

    and something of which you should be very proud, although I suggest you work on making it two full ones :)


  • #43
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,540 ✭✭✭Homer


    Blush_01 wrote: »
    I am actually an expert at carrying a pint glass in my bra. I can even manage two if the second one isn't full. Hands-free kit! About my only area of expertise. :(

    Pics or GTFO :p

    I'm an expert on creating alibis for Snyper :D


  • #44
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Being a smart arse.

    Seriously. There's few better.


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