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Boggles · 07-11-2008 01:25PM

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I can't imagine what it'll be like nearer christmas. I think ye are better off going now. I'll be doing my christmas shopping online over the next few weeks - why leave the house to stand in ****ty shops packed with fúckheads when I can get postie to lavish me with my purchases.

Brilliant!

John Mason · 07-11-2008 01:50PM

i have most of my chrimbo shopping done. Just have to get something for grannies and two friends woo hoo \ 0 /

07-11-2008 01:56PM

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

i have most of my chrimbo shopping done. Just have to get something for grannies and two friends woo hoo \ 0 /

Very organised. I've bought exactly zero Christmas presents!

I'll categorically not be setting foot anywhere near the sales. Recession or no recession I end up wanting to punch someone in town opn sales day so I'll stay at home and live in a contented state and drink and watch DVDs

Dub13 · 07-11-2008 02:03PM

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

i have most of my chrimbo shopping done. Just have to get something for grannies and two friends woo hoo \ 0 /

Hold on a min yesterday you only had 3.80 for poor Des birthday present,now you have put the whole family in front of Des....this is not on.You need to get your priority's right.

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 02:04PM

Just watched 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. Not bad at all. Brand was actually tolerable!

As for Mila Kunis.... :eek: She has infiltrated my top 3.

ShiverinEskimo · 07-11-2008 02:05PM

Dub13 wrote: »

Hold on a min yesterday you only had 3.80 for poor Des birthday present,now you have put the whole family in front of Des....this is not on.You need to get your priority's right.

Exactly. Take that 3.80 and buy yourself something nice to really drive it home.

ShiverinEskimo · 07-11-2008 02:06PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Just watched 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. Not bad at all. Brand was actually tolerable!

As for Mila Kunis.... :eek: She has infiltrated my top 3.

Just think of her as Meg out of Family Guy again and she'll drop back down a few notches.

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 02:08PM

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Just think of her as Meg out of Family Guy again and she'll drop back down a few notches.

No way man. She was just far too hot.

Dub13 · 07-11-2008 02:11PM

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

Exactly. Take that 3.80 and buy yourself something nice to really drive it home.

Maybe this is some kind of bluff and she got Des a car or something super like that...:)

ShiverinEskimo · 07-11-2008 02:11PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

No way man. She was just far too hot.

Yea she is top notch. I always thought that as ironic casting on Family Guy's behalf to have a scorcher do the voice of Meg.

John Mason · 07-11-2008 02:18PM

Dub13 wrote: »

Maybe this is some kind of bluff and she got Des a car or something super like that...:)

If des got his finger out and got his drivers licence, i would have no problem buying him a car, so i didnt have to do all the driving.

its okay though, Des's birthday has been saved,i got a refund from the Revenue yesterday

_blank_ · 07-11-2008 02:19PM

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

If des got his finger out and got his drivers licence, i would have no problem buying him a car

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

I am so keeping this quote

~Rebel~ · 07-11-2008 02:30PM

PFB, that looks like a written contract with loads of witness's, pretty binding!

07-11-2008 02:30PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

No way man. She was just far too hot.

I think she infiltrated everyones top 3 who saw that. Unbelievable.

I thought Brand was very funny in it. His character is just so out there that I couldnt stop laughin at him!

"Wake up, we're having sex" - "Ok, but you're going on top, I'm knakcered!"

"How long were you with Sarah?" - "5 years" - "Oh, so you have 4 on me then!"

And best of all "Did you listen to my demo tape?" - "No" - "No?" - "Well you see I was gonna listen to it, but then I put it down on the table and got on with my life" - your mans reaction to that is fckin priceless!

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 02:35PM

Yeah his reaction was the highlight for me. Swearing blindly at Brand but doing it in a whisper so his boss didn't hear and he didn't get the sack. Hilarious!

07-11-2008 02:45PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Yeah his reaction was the highlight for me. Swearing blindly at Brand but doing it in a whisper so his boss didn't hear and he didn't get the sack. Hilarious!

It's absolutely brilliant that! I missed the next bit of the film cos I was in stitches at that. People give me stick about being easily amused but I could care less, THAT was funny as fcuk!

Xavi, I've been browsing a lot in AH the last few days, I'm finding it very difficult to find a thread you haven't posted in! :pac:

ShiverinEskimo · 07-11-2008 02:48PM

I made a decision many moons ago to stop frequenting the AH forum. It corrupts the soul.

07-11-2008 02:50PM

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I made a decision many moons ago to stop frequenting the AH forum. It corrupts the soul.

My boss has been out all week so I'm making the absolute most of it! I'll frequent the mustard forum if I get bored enough!

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 02:50PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Xavi, I've been browsing a lot in AH the last few days, I'm finding it very difficult to find a thread you haven't posted in! :pac:

That's how little I have to do in work.

ShiverinEskimo wrote: »

I made a decision many moons ago to stop frequenting the AH forum. It corrupts the soul.

Nah man you gotta put your AH hat on and embrace the wonder of it all. It really is a fantastically unique place where absolutely anything gets discussed from the ridiculous to the sublime. If you take everything with a pinch of salt then it's great.

Charlie · 07-11-2008 02:51PM

Brand is pretty daycent. Lookup his 2002 interview with a BNP member on youtube. Extracting the urine he does take.

Kold · 07-11-2008 02:51PM

This JohnGaltin guy... I think he shall provide many lulz to come.

07-11-2008 02:53PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

That's how little I have to do in work.

Join the club. Have u little to do or are u just no arsed doing it? Cos Im B right now!

Xavi6 wrote: »

Nah man you gotta put your AH hat on and embrace the wonder of it all. It really is a fantastically unique place where absolutely anything gets discussed from the ridiculous to the sublime. If you take everything with a pinch of salt then it's great.

Plus you can massively boost your postcount with IBTL YORE MA posts!

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 02:58PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Join the club. Have u little to do or are u just no arsed doing it? Cos Im B right now!

Very much A. My workload is very comfortable. Basically I bang out a story in 20 mins, browse the web for 40. The story for 20, browse for 40 and so forth. Handy.

Plus you can massively boost your postcount with IBTL YORE MA posts!

Exactly. That's how I'm pushing 11,000 posts for 2008 alone.

07-11-2008 03:04PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Very much A. My workload is very comfortable. Basically I bang out a story in 20 mins, browse the web for 40. The story for 20, browse for 40 and so forth. Handy.

Hahaha! you're on the same rota as me! Only mines more like browse 20, work 5. Browse 20, work 5! 2 and a half hours to go. Meaning thats 2 hours browsing and a half hour "work"! :pac:

Xavi6 wrote: »

Exactly. That's how I'm pushing 11,000 posts for 2008 alone.

LOL I'm lookin at about 4500 this year Id imagine. Cant believe u only had 1500 odd posts at the start of the year?! Madness!

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 03:07PM

Can't believe you can't do basic maths!

I had 3,000 in December last year, now I'll be pushing 14,000 by the same time this year.

07-11-2008 03:09PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Can't believe you can't do basic maths!

I had 3,000 in December last year, now I'll be pushing 14,000 by the same time this year.

LOL I only glanced! Thats pretty impressive!

I used to think college would be the time where I wasted a huge amount of time posting on teh internets (I posted on an MMA website and had something like 6000 posts - almost all of them from the comps in college!) BUT i now realise the beauty of work browsing!

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 03:12PM

It's all about the office job though. In college I was too busy drinkin or playin Pro Evo with the lads to be arsed spending my days on here but now I'm stuck at my desk for 8 hours a day......

07-11-2008 03:16PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

It's all about the office job though. In college I was too busy drinkin or playin Pro Evo with the lads to be arsed spending my days on here but now I'm stuck at my desk for 8 hours a day......

Yea thinkin about it 6000 posts over 3 years isnt that impressive. But at the time I thought it was excessive! Ha!

College for me was all about boozin, trainin, goin away, study dodgin (nothings changed) and skirt chasin!

Now I'm in that "live for the weekend" rut!

Xavi6 · 07-11-2008 03:23PM

Yeah I never actually believed in that phrase until full time employment came up. It's amazing how true it is.

John Mason · 07-11-2008 03:23PM

Can some please explain this to me.

My company are announcing the redundancy package next week.

yet, they have just given everyone in the office new phones.

i offered not to take one, if it meant i could keep my job

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