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  • #62
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    dsmythy wrote: »
    It's coming i swear! Tell more of your friends to enter the er... competition and that will make the money come faster.


    Somehow I dont think this is helping Jill get tht xbox???


  • #63
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Won't somebody please think of the Xbox?


  • #64
    TeletextPear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    find an infertile woman who's desperate for a kid and rent out your womb for nine months... increase the rent each month, the nearer you get to birth, the more excited she's gonna get about having the kid. bam, there's your xbox


  • #65
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    Won't somebody please think of the Xbox?


    (((((((((((((((((((ALL HAIL THE XBOX))))))))))))))))))))


  • #66
    brendansmith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    brendansmith wrote: »
    Hmmm, i see!

    I got it!!
    Jizz is at an all time low right now so buy buy buy, when its value rises you can sell it for a profit!!
    Will someone please just buy some jizz of me???
    I have buckets of the stuff and i cant shift it! It makes great fertilizer for the lawn!:pac:


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  • #67
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    Won't somebody please think of the Xbox?

    it'll just RROD anyway.. you're better off using your imagination and saving your money to buy beans.


  • #68
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    TeletextPear wrote: »
    find an infertile woman who's desperate for a kid and rent out your womb for nine months... increase the rent each month, the nearer you get to birth, the more excited she's gonna get about having the kid. bam, there's your xbox


    not a bad idea indeed...............**** if you work it right you will get a house to put tht xbox in too. I hear western kids fetch a good price on the black market, we already know your evil enough to do it! remember the "accident" last year.


  • #69
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    Won't somebody please think of the Xbox?

    *strokes his xbox* :D


  • #70
    sprinklesspanky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭sprinklesspanky


    Here are some ideas...

    1. Offer to work holiday hours that other staff members don't want to work.
    2. Tell your supervisor you'd like more hours.
    3. Make sure everyone at your job knows you're keen to take any extra hours or shifts.
    4. Find a better paying job.
    5. Find an additional part time job (chipper, telesales, security)
    6. Are you getting all the tax back that you should be? Check with the Revenue Department, every year you are entitled to some sort of refund if you're paying rent.
    7. You're studdying computer science? Then offer up your PC repair skills or training to first time compuer owners.
    8. Anything you own that you don't need anymore? Sell clothes and books on eBay, CDs can be sold for cash in Temple Bar. Maybe sell your old gaming consoles?

    Just a few ideas...


  • #71
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Hmm. Womb Ransom is the best suggestion so far. Although Sprinkle's ones have less morning sickness.

    Gummy Panda, if I had an imagination to equal Fallout/ Fable 2 I might have thought of some ingenious scheme all by myself...


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  • #72
    ciaranmul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 ✭✭ciaranmul


    Buy an electric lawnmower and head out around your area in the rain...


  • #73
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    brianthebard wrote: »
    *strokes his xbox* :D

    I'll bet you're not even playing it as you type. :(


  • #74
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    I'll bet you're not even playing it as you type. :(

    I don't have one but it was fun to make you think I do. silly consumerist!


  • #75
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    sprinklesspanky wrote: »
    Here are some ideas...

    1. Offer to work holiday hours that other staff members don't want to work.
    2. Tell your supervisor you'd like more hours.
    3. Make sure everyone at your job knows you're keen to take any extra hours or shifts.
    4. Find a better paying job.
    5. Find an additional part time job (chipper, telesales, security)
    6. Are you getting all the tax back that you should be? Check with the Revenue Department, every year you are entitled to some sort of refund if you're paying rent.
    7. You're studdying computer science? Then offer up your PC repair skills or training to first time compuer owners.
    8. Anything you own that you don't need anymore? Sell clothes and books on eBay, CDs can be sold for cash in Temple Bar. Maybe sell your old gaming consoles?

    Just a few ideas...


    These are all great ideas..........actually they are not, they are **** and it would take you phukin ages to get you box sortet.

    The way i see it you have 3 options

    no! dont fancy tht??

    2: Go for the escort option. Its legall to earn money for ones company,wht ever happen later between consenting adults....well1 is up to them

    Dont think you have the personality(looks) for option 2? then option 3 is for you.

    3: get yourself into town with some shabby looking clothes...... a tatty blanket and a paper cup and within a few hours you will have more than enough to by ur xbox, get a taxi home too and order tht large pizza annd all for sitting on ur ass............see it is true tht all wmoen are sitting on a fortune! just have to use it.


  • #76
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Redpunto wrote: »
    Heard an ad on the radio the other day for a "company" (cant remember what type of company) looking for healthy non-smokers to participate in a study and theyd put ya up in a Belfast hotel and youd get paid €3,500. Id consider it meself but I cant remeber any more details.

    I think this is it. I posted it yesterday in the Medical Thread for £££ , wasn't any use to OP as seen in first post.:)


    http://www.nirelandclinicaltrials.co.uk/


  • #77
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Prove Chris Rock wrong - become a stripper and let stag parties pay your way though college!

    Boards.ie need your help to survive, subscribe here



  • #78
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    or you could try a new sales idea

    1. buy fruit especially ones that are shaped like a penis e.g. bananas.
    2. insert fruit into vag
    3. open stall
    4. name stall "Fruit of the Vag"
    5. profit
    6. buy xbox 360 and some cream to ease the aches of a hard days work :pac:


  • #79
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    start selling stuff on ebay, there must be 300 quid worth of stuff you dont use in your house.


  • #80
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    I think this is it. I posted it yesterday in the Medical Thread for £££ , wasn't any use to OP as seen in first post.:)


    http://www.nirelandclinicaltrials.co.uk/

    First time I've ever wanted to live up north.


  • #81
    GAAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    or you could try a new sales idea

    1. buy fruit especially ones that are shaped like a penis e.g. bananas.
    2. insert fruit into vag
    3. open stall
    4. name stall "Fruit of the Vag"
    5. profit
    6. buy xbox 360 and some cream to ease the aches of a hard days work :pac:

    Quality


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  • #82
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    brianthebard wrote: »
    First time I've ever wanted to live up north.


    Phuck tht ****!!! remeber wht happened to those people who took part in med reserach in the uk a few years ago??? it all went wrong and ended up cabbages. medical board said they were sorry and they got it wrong........bit late for the lads whose lifes where phucked.


  • #83
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    BigAl>> wrote: »
    Phuck tht ****!!! remeber wht happened to those people who took part in med reserach in the uk a few years ago??? it all went wrong and ended up cabbages. medical board said they were sorry and they got it wrong........bit late for the lads whose lifes where phucked.


    That means its even less likely to happen to me!


  • #84
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    brianthebard wrote: »
    That means its even less likely to happen to me!


    Loving the glass is half full outlook on life.


  • #85
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    Jill............you must be the lowest paid wrker in the land! @179yoyos surely there is no way you cant afford an xbox........ spent more on and average night out.


  • #86
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Go to your email and check your spam box.

    Im sure some bank in Nigeriahas accidentaly left you a hefty sum :D


    Dont think Jill earns enough to have a bank account there for our nigerian cousins wont be able to ehhem send her the 21.4million nigerian dollars tht she has won.


    and at todays exchange rate tht about 74 cent


  • #87
    EamonnKeane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 950 ✭✭✭EamonnKeane


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    See, I'm poor 'cause I'm a student. And I'm studying Computer Science. So [selling my computer] might be short sighted.

    Yeah, that'd be like if you ruled a country and its economy was doing badly, and its economy depended on highly educated workers, so you cut education funding to save money.


  • #88
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Set up an amateur porn site! You just need to find your niche, is there a market for naked girls fixing computers?


  • #89
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    I'll bet you're not even playing it as you type. :(


    Just out of curiosity Jill!


  • #90
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    brianthebard wrote: »
    First time I've ever wanted to live up north.

    There is also this one , suppose it depends how close you are to the place.

    http://www.biotrax.com/banner_trial_list.php?SHOW_DISPLAY=1&client_id=28


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  • #91
    BigAl>>
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭BigAl>>


    All good ideas coming in, but none really getting you to your goal.


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