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What would you do if your girlfriend was cheating on you with your best friend?

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  • #62
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,328 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Forgive them as people, but they would lose my friendship for good. No way back.

    In the past? Well I would have rung his girlfriend to let her know, then we would meet for mutual support. Then I would fornicate with her to such a degree that imps on the 7th level of hell would have to invent new punishments for the depths of depravity I would plumb(or I'd just ask Snyper for pointers). Revenge sex has something going for it I must say....:D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #63
    shane86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    If my best friend was female I would fire up the video phone and tell them to keep going.


  • #64
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    What would you do if your girlfriend was cheating on you with your best friend?

    I'd remove both of them from my life and move on.

    They're obviously ****ed in the head to do something like that - I'd be glad I found that out sooner rather than later.


  • #65
    Zangetsu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Zangetsu


    Throw her out on her ear and set the hose on her. I don't think I'd be too pissed off at my best mate. Been friends too long to let something like that wreck the friendship. I'd get him back at some stage though...


  • #66
    iPlop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Forgive them as people, but they would lose my friendship for good. No way back.

    In the past? Well I would have rung his girlfriend to let her know, then we would meet for mutual support. Then I would fornicate with her to such a degree that imps on the 7th level of hell would have to invent new punishments for the depths of depravity I would plumb(or I'd just ask Snyper for pointers). Revenge sex has something going for it I must say....:D

    Yeah deffo sink the purple banana into his missus and tape it then show them both how a real man unloads on someone elses bird:pac:;)


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  • #67
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    What would i do if i caught my gf cheating?

    Id grab the guy bt the scruff of the neck in front of her and go balls deep into him. When after usually a short period of tiume he passes out, i would wipe my bloody wand off her favorite comfort blanket.

    Then id politely tell her to get her sh1t out of my house, and if she hasnt cleared out within 1 hour, the hamster was getting the same treatment.

    I have told my gf this is the normal routine if i find or suspect infidelity. She is pretty clear with the rules, so i dint suspect there will be an issue there.

    She knows im capible ...


    ... and willing


  • #68
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    snyper wrote: »
    I have told my gf this is the normal routine if i find or suspect infidelity. She is pretty clear with the rules, so i dint suspect there will be an issue there.

    She knows im capible ...


    ... and willing

    If she didn't, she'd be the only one who didn't tbh.


  • #69
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Silas Loose Blimp wrote: »
    If she didn't, she'd be the only one who didn't tbh.

    :pac: :pac:


  • #70
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    I'd roid the both o' them up the gicker!!!


  • #71
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    He'd surely be getting a box. End of


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  • #72
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Deleted User wrote: »
    He'd surely be getting a box. End of

    thats the problem, hes already got the box..

    .. probably in the mouth too

    nom nom


  • #73
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Would defo hammer the sh1t out of my mate, without a doubt.

    As for the GF id throw her out the gap


  • #74
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Deleted User wrote: »
    He'd surely be getting a box. End of

    This kind of box? That's very understanding of you.


  • #75
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I'd give my friend a severe beating, dump the chic and walk away from both.

    Simple really.


  • #76
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    snyper wrote: »
    thats the problem, hes already got the box..

    .. probably in the mouth too

    nom nom

    snickers tbh :p
    Silas Loose Blimp wrote: »
    This kind of box? That's very understanding of you.

    My sentiments exactly :)


  • #77
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    If it were me i'd proberly leave the room and go for a long long walk, then i'd proberly turn up at my girlfriend's parents house and kill them, and their little dog too. Then i'd go to by best friends house and set it on fire with his family inside:mad: Sorry i'm watching ConAir at the moment.

    What the hell has this to do with Con Air?


  • #78
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    What the hell has this to do with Con Air?
    One of the characters in Con Air did this, hence why they were on Con Air....


  • #79
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    One of the characters in Con Air did this, hence why they were on Con Air....

    Really? Man i was way off.

    Sorry.


  • #80
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,582 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Really? Man i was way off.

    Sorry.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxkSqfSDoIA


    I was a bit off with the comment but this is where i got it from


  • #81
    Fresh Breeze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭Fresh Breeze


    What would you do if your girlfriend was cheating on you with your best friend?

    A)Bestiality is disgusting.

    or

    B)Would be pretty hot that my girlfriend is a lesbian.


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  • #82
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,309 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Fresh Breeze wrote: »
    What would you do if your girlfriend was cheating on you with your best friend?

    A)Bestiality is disgusting.

    or

    B)Would be pretty hot that my girlfriend is a lesbian.


    Epic Feel


  • #83
    Fresh Breeze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35 ✭Fresh Breeze


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Epic Feel

    Old term is old


  • #84
    pseudonym1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭pseudonym1


    Id want to know why and circumstances.

    Would need to question myself and choices of company.

    Torture seems like only viable option

    Forgivness - would be amazing - but impossible!


  • #85
    Cheeky monkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Cheeky monkey


    Drug the guy and her mom, strip them both down and put them in her room still alseep before she gets home, feck it throw the dog in aswell :P

    But honestly no idea probably just leave and end up in a pub


  • #86
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,309 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Fresh Breeze wrote: »
    Old term is old


    Everything gets repeated here. :P


  • #87
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Everything gets repeated here. :P


  • #88
    mumhaabu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    It is a tough one but as a Guy, I'd forgive both but never talk to either again, lets face it if your GF cheats she isn't worth crap and if your best-friend nails her then lets face it "as boys will be boys and girls will be mothers".

    Now for a female best friend to cheat is a totally different kettle of fish, but as a Male and if she was hot i'd probably stab my friend in the back and tap that too.


  • #89
    BraziliaNZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,671 ✭✭✭BraziliaNZ


    i would dump the girl and be angry with my friend but hopefully in time i'd forgive him. Some men just bang whatever they can get their hands on without thinking about the consequences. So it would be more the girl's fault, in my opinion.


  • #90
    Numina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    My GF is my best friend.

    Paradox.


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  • #91
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,008 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    ^ in which case you'd prob help finish her off!

    Durty!


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