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Too Far??

  • 24-10-2008 05:13PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭


    I'm working with this Polish fella and recently he was telling me, he was living with these Chinese people that he can't stand. So he said he was looking for an apartment.

    I met him again today and I asked him how the apartment hunting was going.

    He said he found a place and moved in on Saturday. I asked how the Chinese felt about him moving out at short notice, he said I pissed in their rice.

    He's a fairly quiet guy, a computer programmer. So I was thinking i must have misheard that and said WHAT??:eek:

    He said ya i pissed in their rice, I fcuking hate them Chinese. They have a big box of rice they all use and I pissed into it, twice.:D

    I thought it was priceless.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    He's taking it all wong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Atari Jaguar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    dos30 wrote: »
    I'm working with this Polish fella and recently he was telling me, he was living with these Chinese people that he can't stand. So he said he was looking for an apartment.

    I met him again today and I asked him how the apartment hunting was going.

    He said he found a place and moved in on Saturday. I asked how the Chinese felt about him moving out at short notice, he said I pissed in their rice.

    He's a fairly quiet guy, a computer programmer. So I was thinking i must have misheard that and said WHAT??:eek:

    He said ya i pissed in their rice, I fcuking hate them Chinese. They have a big box of rice they all use and I pissed into it, twice.:D

    I thought it was priceless.

    LOL. This guy is a legend.
    And as its AH, bloody Pole, Chinese immigrant bastards:pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Okay the idea of someone doing this is very funny. But I think it is going a bit too far now, tbh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Savory rice? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    peanuthead wrote: »
    Okay the idea of someone doing this is very funny. But I think it is going a bit too far now, tbh

    Pooing in it would be too far.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    It's funny but very cruel. Very, very cruel. Once I spat im my brother's hair gel, tt reminds me of a severe version of that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    ****ing Nigerians.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,371 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    Pissing in some rice is a traditional Polish way to say goodbye afaik.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,214 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    grrrrr grrr ramble ramble

    fecking polish....

    should be banned and sent back to there own ****ing country....

    grrr ramble ramble grrrrrrr


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭latenia


    I hope the Chinese do something to his swans for revenge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    anto-t wrote: »
    grrrrr grrr ramble ramble

    Think you mean rabble rabble!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    latenia wrote: »
    I hope the Chinese do something to his swans for revenge.

    I LOLed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,456 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    TEY TUK OUR JEWBS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    anto-t wrote: »
    grrrrr grrr ramble ramble

    fecking polish....

    should be banned and sent back to there own ****ing country....

    grrr ramble ramble grrrrrrr

    Christ!! Nobody in here is allowed to have an opinion on anyone who is foreign or else you are accused of being racist ????
    F**king hell man, get a life!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Varkov wrote: »
    ****ing Nigerians.

    Hmmm, is it just me or do you really hate the blacks?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    peanuthead wrote: »
    Christ!! Nobody in here is allowed to have an opinion on anyone who is foreign or else you are accused of being racist ????
    F**king hell man, get a life!!

    ^ You RACIST!! :eek:
    Hmmm, is it just me or do you really hate the blacks?

    Its not the blacks, its the Chinese he's after...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Cremo wrote: »
    TEY TUK OUR JEWBS

    Anti-Semite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ror1.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    A polish girl who I kinda work with is staying with a Muslim family. She says they get up to pray at all hours of the night, like at 2 in the morning and stuff.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    ^ You RACIST!! :eek:



    Its not the blacks, its the Chinese he's after...

    LMFAO Father Ted......Love it!!
    Mark200 wrote: »
    A polish girl who I kinda work with is staying with a Muslim family. She says they get up to pray at all hours of the night, like at 2 in the morning and stuff.

    And.......:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    peanuthead wrote: »
    LMFAO Father Ted......Love it!!



    And.......:confused:

    She p*ssed in their curry, I'm guessing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    peanuthead wrote: »
    And.......:confused:

    On the subject of living with people you can't stand....

    Thought the connection was obvious..

    Guess not :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    peanuthead wrote: »

    And.......:confused:


    And what the f*uck in the name of allah do they think they're doing. Waking the poor girl up in the middle of the night praying to a false god...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Fiend-Foe wrote: »
    And what the f*uck in the name of allah do they think they're doing.

    Praying?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,111 ✭✭✭peanuthead


    Mark200 wrote: »
    On the subject of living with people you can't stand....

    Thought the connection was obvious..

    Guess not :rolleyes:

    No, Im sorry, I got that, but Im just wondering how the hell that would wake her?? They pray very quietly, they dont roar and shout, and Im assuming they're not praying in her bedroom so how would it even bother her!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    Praying?

    The cheeky feckers...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭swingking


    I hear you're a racist now father


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    GOOD FOR YOU FATHER, GOOD FOR YOU


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    swingking wrote: »
    I hear you're a racist now father

    Hello, is that the Yin dynasty? Family, sorry, the Yin family.


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