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What is the most manly thing you own...

  • 23-10-2008 12:32PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭


    All right brothers, time you lay your manly possessions on the table and show how manly you are...

    mine has to be the angle grinder, had my nine incher now a while and has served me well. a Beast of a piece of machinery if I may say so...



    no talk about man bags or YORE MA,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 422 ✭✭RAFC


    The most manly thing I own - hmmmmmm let me think - oh yeah :) my husband :)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    my 24 volt drill with 300 attachments


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    My cock?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a crossbow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    Zulu wrote: »
    My cock?

    by all accounts thats not manly at all......:D


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    A lumberjack axe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    my 24 volt drill with 300 attachments

    ohhhhhh damn miss pink fluffy bunny I am impressed ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,151 ✭✭✭BKtje


    My red metal toolbox.

    ..now if i only had some tools to go with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    B-K-DzR wrote: »
    My red metal toolbox.

    ..now if i only had some tools to go with it.


    ohhhh not good....
    not manly describing colours and then no tools..... off the ladies lounge with you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    robtri wrote: »
    by all accounts thats not manly at all......:D
    Girly cocks? You look up that kinda thing do you? :pac:

    What ever floats you boat buddy. ;)


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    B-K-DzR wrote: »
    My red metal toolbox.

    ..now if i only had some tools to go with it.

    i have 5 full of tools - do you want some of mine ?

    or i could lend you my sander or angle grinder?

    would that make you feel more manly ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Leatherman tool. Small enough to fit on the keys, but highly efficent, from peeling apples, to fixing the PC, to cutting wire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    a stick for stirring paint


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    I'm torn between my steak knife, my bottle opener and my beer glass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,151 ✭✭✭BKtje


    would that make you feel more manly ?
    Yes :(
    a stick for stirring paint
    Well i got one of them but i dont keep it in my manly red toolbox, the wet paint would ruin it... yeah i'll head off to the ladies lounge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭rotinaj


    Its my beer gut of course










    *leans back, undo belt and pats belly*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 Doni-boi


    :cool:4 drills (3 cordless - 2 Makieta)
    2 Tool boxes (untidy of course)
    1 Grinder
    1 jig saw
    1 lawnmower
    Lots of nuts/bolts/screws
    Mastic & a mastic Gun (orange, metal and stailed from use)
    Power Washer
    Lots of wires for TVs etc

    A 12ft by 8ft shed to put the lot in. (poster of Pammy incl)

    Dirty working jeans with oil & paint stains, holes in knees goes without saying...

    PS1
    PS2
    Wii
    32 inch (TV)
    42 inch Plasma

    I understand the off side rule

    A wife & 2 little girls :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭joewicklow


    Land Rover Defender.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 647 ✭✭✭ArseBurger


    I own a chainsaw.

    And a grinder actually.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Power drill
    Hammer
    Beer
    Cattle.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,800 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    My car....... 1986 Golf that I'm constantly working on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Kablam


    The remote for the T.V and she knows it too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Non-physical: My mind. No wimmins could be as bad!

    Physical: Bottle of Absinthe? Swiss army knife? Broken teeth/bones and scars?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    A pretty decent collection of different bourbons. If it was good enough for the cowboys in the wild west...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    My brain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    razor.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    • A sledgehammer.
    • My full set of L'Oreal products including the new 2009 Amour range, not yet available in Ireland.
    • A set of Wood carving chisels.
    • Sky remote (yes it's mine)







    One of the above may not be true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭chickenhawk


    deswalsh wrote: »

    One of the above may not be true.

    The remote?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    I was gonna say the sledgehammer...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    A wide and varied collection of ROADKILL!

    No burd would do this.


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