What is the most manly thing you own...

robtri

All right brothers, time you lay your manly possessions on the table and show how manly you are...

mine has to be the angle grinder, had my nine incher now a while and has served me well. a Beast of a piece of machinery if I may say so...



no talk about man bags or YORE MA,

RAFC

The most manly thing I own - hmmmmmm let me think - oh yeah my husband

John Mason

my 24 volt drill with 300 attachments

Zulu

My cock?

SEPT 23 1989

a crossbow

robtri

Zulu wrote: »

My cock?

by all accounts thats not manly at all......:D

Agent Smith

A lumberjack axe

robtri

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

my 24 volt drill with 300 attachments

ohhhhhh damn miss pink fluffy bunny I am impressed

BKtje

My red metal toolbox.

..now if i only had some tools to go with it.

robtri

B-K-DzR wrote: »

My red metal toolbox.

..now if i only had some tools to go with it.

ohhhh not good....
not manly describing colours and then no tools..... off the ladies lounge with you

Zulu

robtri wrote: »

by all accounts thats not manly at all......:D

Girly cocks? You look up that kinda thing do you? :pac:

What ever floats you boat buddy.

John Mason

B-K-DzR wrote: »

My red metal toolbox.

..now if i only had some tools to go with it.

i have 5 full of tools - do you want some of mine ?

or i could lend you my sander or angle grinder?

would that make you feel more manly ?

the_syco

Leatherman tool. Small enough to fit on the keys, but highly efficent, from peeling apples, to fixing the PC, to cutting wire.

admiralofthefleet

a stick for stirring paint

smashey

I'm torn between my steak knife, my bottle opener and my beer glass.

BKtje

would that make you feel more manly ?

Yes

a stick for stirring paint

Well i got one of them but i dont keep it in my manly red toolbox, the wet paint would ruin it... yeah i'll head off to the ladies lounge.

rotinaj

Its my beer gut of course










*leans back, undo belt and pats belly*

Doni-boi

:cool:4 drills (3 cordless - 2 Makieta)
2 Tool boxes (untidy of course)
1 Grinder
1 jig saw
1 lawnmower
Lots of nuts/bolts/screws
Mastic & a mastic Gun (orange, metal and stailed from use)
Power Washer
Lots of wires for TVs etc

A 12ft by 8ft shed to put the lot in. (poster of Pammy incl)

Dirty working jeans with oil & paint stains, holes in knees goes without saying...

PS1
PS2
Wii
32 inch (TV)
42 inch Plasma

I understand the off side rule

A wife & 2 little girls :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

joewicklow

Land Rover Defender.

ArseBurger

I own a chainsaw.

And a grinder actually.

brianthebard

Power drill
Hammer
Beer
Cattle.

Gary ITR

My car....... 1986 Golf that I'm constantly working on

Kablam

The remote for the T.V and she knows it too.

Don1

Non-physical: My mind. No wimmins could be as bad!

Physical: Bottle of Absinthe? Swiss army knife? Broken teeth/bones and scars?

Zaph

A pretty decent collection of different bourbons. If it was good enough for the cowboys in the wild west...

Nevyn

My brain.

trout

Gaspode

• A sledgehammer.
• My full set of L'Oreal products including the new 2009 Amour range, not yet available in Ireland.
• A set of Wood carving chisels.
• Sky remote (yes it's mine)
  

One of the above may not be true.

chickenhawk

deswalsh wrote: »

One of the above may not be true.

The remote?

January

I was gonna say the sledgehammer...

niceirishfella

A wide and varied collection of ROADKILL!

No burd would do this.

Nursy

A screw driver
My friend's socks (don't ask)
Sample of men shower Gel....
Stella Artois

Gaspode

A friend of mine (not me, seriously) kept a booger ball in his freezer for many years, adding to it every time he picked a booger.
Truly only something a man would do.

Zaph

deswalsh wrote: »

A friend of mine (not me, seriously) kept a booger ball in his freezer for many years, adding to it every time he picked a booger.
Truly only something a man would do.

You can't fail to be impressed by that.

trout

deswalsh wrote: »

A friend of mine (not me, seriously) kept a booger ball in his freezer for many years, adding to it every time he picked a booger.
Truly only something a man would do.

pics or GTFO :cool:

Gaspode

trout wrote: »

pics or GTFO :cool:

Yeewww No!

He offered to show said ball to me several times, but I refused. As I do all offers to see another mans balls, of which I have not had too many.

trout

So ... this ball ... does yore pal still have it ?

After all this time in the freezer, would it have lost all elasticity ?

Dimitri

I keep a hand saw (rough cut), couple of screw drivers, a stanley knife with spare blades, a measuring tape and a lump hammer in the boot of the car. i have a plastic tool box with all the odds and ends i may need, plastic because people have been known to rob the metal ones quicker. I also have a box with old screws, nails, nuts & bolts & washesrs because they always come in handy. All other tool sadly belong to the old fella, still live at home so therefore can't justify having my own felling axe pick axe or sledge hammer. I have an 24.4 cordless drill and yes of course a stick for stirring paint. Next item on my list is a trailer, outside of the necessary beer gut and ownership of the remote a trailer is a must have in the manlt poeesions list.

Phototoxin

Set of files and a soldering iron..

Shiminay

My bat'leth, my Marshall amp, my Ibanez Iceman, my PC and my cruiser.

Gaspode

deswalsh wrote: »

Yeewww No!

He offered to show said ball to me several times, but I refused. As I do all offers to see another mans balls, of which I have not had too many.

He lives in the States now so I'll email him to find out. could have been fun if he was stopped with that going through american customs!

trout

deswalsh wrote: »

He lives in the States now so I'll email him to find out. could have been fun if he was stopped with that going through american customs!

You could invite him on here ... to 'splain himself ... we'll be gentle :cool:

Any man with a yen for the pet snot-icle in the freezer is bound to be ... entertaining.

Wagon

Two catagories of manly:

1. Nerdish manly: Gaming PC, 22 inch monitor, 36 cm diamter side fan. 650 watts of power. Lights up the street.

2. Maintanance tools: Gorilla bar or the sledgehammer. Holding them both at the same time gets you Italian girlfriends. Fact.

justsomebloke

pfffffttttt. my BBQ of course

Heisenberg.

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smashey

jsb wrote: »

pfffffttttt. my BBQ of course

How do you barbecue lettuce? :D

ChickCool

Set it on fire and watch it burn

The most manly thing i own is plastic man parts:D

robtri

ChickCool wrote: »

Set it on fire and watch it burn

The most manly thing i own is plastic man parts:D

have to say it pics or GTFO

citytillidie

ChickCool wrote: »

Set it on fire and watch it burn

The most manly thing i own is plastic man parts:D

Things cant be that bad can they.


Oh most manly thing hmmm Knife sharpener

mixer101

Wagon wrote: »

Two catagories of manly:

2. Maintanance tools: Gorilla bar or the sledgehammer. Holding them both at the same time gets you Italian girlfriends. Fact.

What's a gorilla bar?

robtri

mixer101 wrote: »

What's a gorilla bar?

Please take your coat and leave via the exit on your right..... ladies lounge is over there....

gorrila bar- like a crowbar and just as good for demolition....