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Finally coming out of the closet!!!!

  • 20-10-2008 08:57AM
    #1
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭


    To the Brothers/Brotherettes,


    I have a confession to make to you all. It has come to my attention that a couple of people have copped on to a certain part of my life that I have been trying to hide from the people here and I think it is finally time for me to come clean. I'm hoping that you will be able to show and open mind when I tell you this as I know some of you mightn't be able to look at me in the same way again so.......


    *sigh* I use a man bag.:(


    now I know some of you will be in shock and I don't know what to say but a few weeks ago I didn't have a choice as I had to use it for the purposes of bringing drink some where and I saw it's usefulness for this task and since then I have being using it for the purpose of carrying drink and it is great.
    So I know I have let you all down but please forgive me.

    P.S. no I'm not gay just in case you were wondering ;)


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Comments

  • #2
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    *smack*


  • #3
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    What smashey said!


  • #4
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    A man bag?
    Next you'll be telling us you moisturise!


  • #5
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    Woooooooooooooooooooooooo there cowboy. I'll have none of that slander about my character thank you very much


  • #6
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Its a slippery slope...


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  • #7
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    jsb wrote: »
    Woooooooooooooooooooooooo there cowboy. I'll have none of that slander about my character thank you very much

    Next you'll be telling us you eat salads.........oh...wait..........!


  • #8
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    *uses laser eyes on Slow Mo*


  • #9
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    He carries all that stuff Ginny and Slo mentioned in his... ahhhhhhhh I can't say it.


  • #10
    ShayK1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    jsb wrote: »


    *sigh* I use a man bag.:(

    pics or.... well, you know the rest


  • #11
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Manbags are sooooo 2003, moisturiser FTW :D


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  • #12
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    ShayK1 wrote: »
    pics or.... well, you know the rest

    manbag.JPG

    I have it in with me today to bring home my laptop which I have in work and also cause I haven't been home since the game on saturday when I needed to use it's functionality.

    However thanks for asking as I am missing my last can of heinken which should of still been in it:confused:


  • #13
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    jsb wrote: »
    manbag.JPG


    The XPS was a nice touch to try to make it look good, but dear god man, actually let me re-phrase, dear god lady.... get a grip...


  • #14
    BKtje
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,151 ✭✭✭BKtje


    Next you'll be telling us you moisturise!
    Or use conditioner, ugh.

    At least it's brown.


  • #15
    ShayK1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,601 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    that's not tooo bad. I had an image of something like this
    http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/photos/uncategorized/mulberry1_1.jpg

    I've a bag for carrying lunch and my PSP and games on the train but it looks more like this

    http://interfacematters.com/images/indy.jpg


  • #16
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    ShayK1 wrote: »

    http://interfacematters.com/images/indy.jpg



    I'm with you there, thats more of a gentlemanly pouch. Man bags are more decorative than functional.


  • #17
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    KTRIC wrote: »
    I'm with you there, thats more of a gentlemanly pouch. Man bags are more decorative than functional ghey and totally wrong.
    Fixed that for you. :cool:


  • #18
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    jsb wrote: »
    To the Brothers/Brotherettes,


    I have a confession to make to you all. It has come to my attention that a couple of people have copped on to a certain part of my life that I have been trying to hide from the people here and I think it is finally time for me to come clean. I'm hoping that you will be able to show and open mind when I tell you this as I know some of you mightn't be able to look at me in the same way again so.......


    *sigh* I use a man bag.:(


    now I know some of you will be in shock and I don't know what to say but a few weeks ago I didn't have a choice as I had to use it for the purposes of bringing drink some where and I saw it's usefulness for this task and since then I have being using it for the purpose of carrying drink and it is great.
    So I know I have let you all down but please forgive me.

    P.S. no I'm not gay just in case you were wondering ;)

    I like the way you use the "I'm not gay" bit at the end as if it kind of makes it ok, well it doesn't tbh.

    Its like saying you drive a Nissan Micra convertible, but it's ok, because it's black.

    Your sexuality makes no difference, you carry a man bag, therefore you are a vegetarian hairdresser who reads Hello magazine.


  • #19
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Do not falsely quote posters as a mean of insulting them.
    This is a warning next time you will be infracted.
    Thaed


  • #20
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Its like saying you drive a Nissan Micra convertible, but it's ok, because it's black.


    Oh no no no no nooooo. However Ghey you might think manbags are or not. The Micro convertible is proper Ghey, doesn't matter what colour it is.


  • #21
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    jsb wrote: »
    manbag.JPG

    I have it in with me today to bring home my laptop which I have in work and also cause I haven't been home since the game on saturday when I needed to use it's functionality.

    However thanks for asking as I am missing my last can of heinken which should of still been in it:confused:

    Turned that way, with the XPS showing out to try to save face and hide the "Hello Kitty" you embroidered onto the other side? :p


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  • #22
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,406 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    DamoElDiablo wrote: »
    Turned that way, with the XPS showing out to try to save face and hide the "Hello Kitty" you embroidered onto the other side? :p

    HEY that's an iron on transfer


    wait............................................I shouldn't have said that should I


  • #23
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Unfortunately I'm not surprised to hear you have a man purse... first salad, then a purse, what next? shaving your legs?

    Just come out of the closet already 'man', half your foot is out, now make the next step.


  • #24
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,411 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    jsb wrote: »
    P.S. no I'm not gay just in case you were wondering ;)

    It would have been far more acceptable if you had said you were than admitting to this.

    /slowly shakes head in dismay


  • #25
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭trout


    Oh Sweet Jeebus :rolleyes:

    Lads ... what need have you of bags ... have ye no pockets in yore trousers ?


  • #26
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    batman-begins-utility-belt.jpg

    tbh or even

    tacvest.jpg


  • #27
    Gaspode
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    All you should ever need
    booze_belt.jpg


  • #28
    robtri
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,425 ✭✭✭robtri


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    batman-begins-utility-belt.jpg

    tbh or even

    tacvest.jpg

    Sorry they won't do either, the tool belt is too clean, never been used... this screams I am Ghey but trying to hide it..... sorry thay toolbelt is GHEY...
    now the swat vest looks good initially but be wary here brothers, unless you are a memeber of Swat, it is Ghey, seriously village people Ghey....


  • #29
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Imagine the Brethren SWAT team. Des would be the cannon-fodder, he would take a bullet for the Brethren. Myself and trout would be the sharpshooters, taking them out from a distance with pin-point lethal force. Smashey, Slow Motion and Admiral would be the ones that kick the doors down and storm the building.

    Sister Zaphora would be back at base making tea, fretting over who is going to tell PfB......


    Sorry, did I drift off there?

    Bags you say? Laptop bag is all I have or need.


  • #30
    smashey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Imagine the Brethren SWAT team. Des would be the cannon-fodder, he would take a bullet for the Brethren. Myself and trout would be the sharpshooters, taking them out from a distance with pin-point lethal force. Smashey, Slow Motion and Admiral would be the ones that kick the doors down and storm the building.

    Sister Zaphora would be back at base making tea, fretting over who is going to tell PfB......
    BGRH SWAT Team only needs one member.


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  • #31
    LolaDub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    The xps doesn't save you,they're crap lap tops, i have two here that are both fcuked. I think this 'brothers' title needs to be changed to sister....


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