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The Off Topic Thread & Off Topic Thread II - Collectors Edition Bumper Pack

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dub13 wrote: »
    I hate this run in to the weekend,heading into the Arlington tonight to meet a few lads who are over from Liverpool.I am not mad about the Arlington.

    Knightbridge?

    lol

    You should have waited until tomorrow night, my uncle is the singer in the band that plays there for the tourists. Always a good night.

    /shill


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    One other thing.

    A couple of years ago my sister bought me this gift pack with five miniature bottles of "classic" aftershaves. Stuff I'd never heard of.

    I found them last night, and lashed one on me this morning. It's called Noir or something.

    I smell like my grandad used to.














































    Like piss.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ithink with all of this doom and gloom and economic calamities, it's gonna be mandatory to watch Fight Club this weekend!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,261 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dub13


    I no I think they are staying there so just meeting up there and I am sure/hope we move on.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    I smell like my grandad used to.





    Like piss.

    I shudder to think how he ended up smelling that way!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I shudder to think how he ended up smelling that way!

    He got old.

    All old people smell of piss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Mooeeninn fellas.
    The world is ****ed we might as well get used to the idea. At least its pretty much the entire world and not just us.

    America = F*cked.
    Europe = F*cked
    England = F*cked
    Ireland = F*cked
    Australia = F*cked (at least I think heard something about worst week in the stock market for X amounts of years and unemployment growing very quickly.)

    Even Asia is getting hit.


    This is what gets on my wick. At least the Oirsh of the 80's could flee like rats for pastures new, where the streets were paved with gold. Now, if I was to upsticks, is there really anywhere that isn't equally fcuked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Ithink with all of this doom and gloom and economic calamities, it's gonna be mandatory to watch Fight Club this weekend!

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  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mooeeninn fellas.




    This is what gets on my wick. At least the Oirsh of the 80's could flee like rats for pastures new, where the streets were paved with gold. Now, if I was to upsticks, is there really anywhere that isn't equally fcuked.

    I'll opt for somewhere thats either equally as fcked or slightly less fcuk.....that has better bloody weather.



    Aim for today: 5000th post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,725 ✭✭✭ibh


    Can't wait to get finished work today. The time is going very slowly here for a friday.
    Been given a big fcuk-off calculation to do and haven't got the slightest notion how to do it. Can't be arsed asking how to do it either cause this will result in having to watch it explained for 45mins...
    Hope it'll see me out till afternoon at least. I love the fact that people just think i work at a slow pace. Gives plenty of time to pursue other internet activities..


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  • Posts: 8,092 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ithink with all of this doom and gloom and economic calamities, it's gonna be mandatory to watch Fight Club this weekend!

    +1 Neil

    And a few bevys :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I'm starting a campaign to "Get Bad Language Out Of Football Grounds"

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Anyone else ever catch the program 'Andy Richter Controls The Universe'? Fcukin brilliant stuff altogether.

    1zl69kx.jpg

    If Carlsberg did underrate comedies.....


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    What gets me about all this recession thing is that I am literally no worse off financially that I was 6 months ago, if anything I'm better off because I paid off my travelling loans. And yet I can't help but feel broke at the mere mention of the word recession.

    It's a state of mind I tells ye.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ibh wrote: »
    Can't wait to get finished work today. The time is going very slowly here for a friday.
    Been given a big fcuk-off calculation to do and haven't got the slightest notion how to do it. Can't be arsed asking how to do it either cause this will result in having to watch it explained for 45mins...
    Hope it'll see me out till afternoon at least. I love the fact that people just think i work at a slow pace. Gives plenty of time to pursue other internet activities..

    Did u just steal my post!? :pac:

    Thats exactly how my days goin.....how its only 12.19 I'll never know!


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    I'm starting a campaign to "Get Bad Language Out Of Football Grounds"

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    "The referee's not very good at his job"

    "get up you injury feigning cheat"

    "you overweight individual"


    .................... it doesnt roll of the tongue as well tbh.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What gets me about all this recession thing is that I am literally no worse off financially that I was 6 months ago, if anything I'm better off because I paid off my travelling loans. And yet I can't help but feel broke at the mere mention of the word recession.

    It's a state of mind I tells ye.

    Only concern of mine is that it may affect my lifelong dream to go travelling....:mad:

    Otherwise I dont care because money isn't a massive priority of mine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,372 ✭✭✭✭Mr Alan


    thats cause you're ****ing minted.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr Alan wrote: »
    thats cause you're ****ing minted.

    Hmmm, if only.

    if I take my car loan, my savings, and my bank balance and disregard assets (like my bass and amp which, while worth a lot I would never sell, so they aren't worth anything in the real sense) then I'm down to the tune of approx €6500.

    yep....minted!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    i totally agree it is a state of mind, my was fine until the fateful email this morning ................ so i think i will sell my house and move somewhere hot and work in a beach cafe, i think


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Hmmm, if only.

    if I take my car loan, my savings, and my bank balance and disregard assets (like my bass and amp which, while worth a lot I would never sell, so they aren't worth anything in the real sense) then I'm down to the tune of approx €6500.

    yep....minted!

    Yeah, but Daddy and Mummy would step if needed.

    Me? I was born in a shoe.


  • Posts: 14,379 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    Yeah, but Daddy and Mummy would step if needed.

    I wouldn't ask them to or want them to.

    Des wrote:
    Me? I was born in a shoe.

    That explains everything!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Des wrote: »
    Me? I was born in a shoe.


    i am going to tell your da, you said that tonight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Tell taler.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    So level with me folks - is it really that bad over there?

    I mean, I read the news and all that shizzle but that only says so much. I wanna go home in the next year or so but not if the place is fecked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So level with me folks - is it really that bad over there?

    I mean, I read the news and all that shizzle but that only says so much. I wanna go home in the next year or so but not if the place is fecked.

    My quality of life is unaffected.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Des wrote: »
    Tell taler.

    :D:D
    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So level with me folks - is it really that bad over there?

    I mean, I read the news and all that shizzle but that only says so much. I wanna go home in the next year or so but not if the place is fecked.

    no, its grand, its just all media hype tbh

    btw, how many people here have been made redundant or have been threatened with it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I was made redundant.

    Took me, what? Six weeks to get as job?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,827 ✭✭✭Charlie


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So level with me folks - is it really that bad over there?

    I mean, I read the news and all that shizzle but that only says so much. I wanna go home in the next year or so but not if the place is fecked.

    Depends. I think there is hype about mass layoffs and repossession. However, if you're coming back and looking for a new job, then yeah, you probably will be fecked. Me and a few of the other OT brethren can attest to that. Ride out the storm in OZ where you've got a job would be my advice, unless you can line something up over here before you return.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,116 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    See I've got a great job and a good lifestyle but home's home and all that and I'm gonna get itchy feet soon. Decisions......


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