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Why does Cult hate me??

  • 03-10-2008 03:11PM
    #1
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,899 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I mean seriously.. I was out for a few boards football team drinks last night and now I'm a government agent :D



    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055391306

    I don't think he's on the team either that or he's in cahoots with one of those lads that thinks they're going to be playing at Right Back this year:eek:
    Post edited by Shield on


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Comments

  • #2
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    its cause your a bad person


  • #3
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    It's not just Cult, we all hate you!


  • #4
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,922 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    I'm keeping an eye on you all.


  • #5
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Neat trick that...


  • #6
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    what ?????????????????????????????????


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  • #7
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,899 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    pink fluffy bunny wrote: »
    what ?????????????????????????????????


    I'm a government agent. I'm sorry for lying to you about being a banker bunny, but i just wanted to get laid...


  • #8
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    CuLT hates everyone, individually.

    Dont worry, that man outside your gate is NOT covert surveillance. Hes just taking a walk.


  • #9
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    helimachoptor wrote: »
    I'm a government agent. I'm sorry for lying to you about being a banker bunny, but i just wanted to get laid...

    i cant believe you lied to me


  • #10
    helimachoptor
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,899 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    pink fluffy bunny wrote: »
    i cant believe you lied to me

    Well the sex was so good I wanted to tell you the truth so we could start fresh:D


  • #11
    Boston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Because you're the one who told him no one wanted the last poster feature.


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  • #12
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    helimachoptor wrote: »
    Well the sex was so good I wanted to tell you the truth so we could start fresh:D

    no, i am sorry, its too late **sniff**

    and Des might kick off the team if he found out


  • #13
    zAbbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,985 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    GD ftw!


  • #14
    Crash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    I hear that you.php touches himself at night.


  • #15
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    you.phpkeeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.


  • #16
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    You gotta make it gender neutral. The likes of "I hear that Dudess touches himself at night" is only gonna give the game away!


  • #17
    Crash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Dudess wrote: »
    You gotta make it gender neutral. The likes of "I hear that Dudess touches himself at night" is only gonna give the game away!
    Yeah I know it gives the game away, I mean you have kept up this "I'm a girl" thing for a while, but you're gonna have to come out sooner or later John.


  • #18
    35notout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭35notout


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    you.phpkeeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

    Be afraid, be very afraid.....


  • #19
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Going Forward wrote: »
    Yeah I know it gives the game away, I mean you have kept up this "I'm a girl" thing for a while, but you're gonna have to come out sooner or later John.
    That's Jonathan to you...

    I don't like "John" - too common.


  • #20
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    you.phpkeeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.
    I just wanted to practise my Johnny Logan routine...


  • #21
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    That is hilarious.


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  • #22
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    WTF????

    edit:

    Ahh ok. thread read.

    f*ck you guys! :D


  • #23
    karlr42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 580 ✭✭✭karlr42


    It's http://developer.boards.ie/you.php
    Works off your IP or cookie or something and will always show your name.
    I see a new wave of sigs coming..


  • #24
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
    Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?


  • #25
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,421 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Hagar wrote: »
    Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
    Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?
    Ah hes not totally to blame, its given away on another thread too. :)


  • #26
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Wasn't this done before and someone went mad thinking boards was out to get him, and he didn't cop on for about 4 pages?


  • #27
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    blah cult, you could have at least come up with a more inconspicuous filename! :p


  • #28
    karlr42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 580 ✭✭✭karlr42


    Hagar wrote: »
    Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
    Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?
    Yes.
    Someone had to say it :p


  • #29
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,725 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    My name is spelt in mostly lowercase guys, try and get it right.


  • #30
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Indiana Jones hates you all! :p


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  • #31
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Surely you.php you have better things to be worried about.


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