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Why does Cult hate me??

helimachoptor · 2008-10-03 14:11:41

I mean seriously.. I was out for a few boards football team drinks last night and now I'm a government agent :D http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055391306 I don't think he's on the team either that or he's in cahoots with one of those lads that thinks they're going to be playing at Right Back this year:eek:

03-10-2008 2:11pm

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I mean seriously.. I was out for a few boards football team drinks last night and now I'm a government agent

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055391306

I don't think he's on the team either that or he's in cahoots with one of those lads that thinks they're going to be playing at Right Back this year:eek:

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#2 03-10-2008 2:12pm

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its cause your a bad person

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#3 03-10-2008 2:14pm

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It's not just Cult, we all hate you!

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#4 03-10-2008 2:18pm

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I'm keeping an eye on you all.

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#5 03-10-2008 2:22pm

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Neat trick that...

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#6 03-10-2008 2:22pm

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what ?????????????????????????????????

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#7 03-10-2008 2:28pm

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pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

what ?????????????????????????????????

I'm a government agent. I'm sorry for lying to you about being a banker bunny, but i just wanted to get laid...

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#8 03-10-2008 2:29pm

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CuLT hates everyone, individually.

Dont worry, that man outside your gate is NOT covert surveillance. Hes just taking a walk.

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#9 03-10-2008 2:31pm

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helimachoptor wrote: »

I'm a government agent. I'm sorry for lying to you about being a banker bunny, but i just wanted to get laid...

i cant believe you lied to me

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#10 03-10-2008 2:32pm

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pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

i cant believe you lied to me

Well the sex was so good I wanted to tell you the truth so we could start fresh:D

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#11 03-10-2008 2:35pm

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Because you're the one who told him no one wanted the last poster feature.

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#12 03-10-2008 2:35pm

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helimachoptor wrote: »

Well the sex was so good I wanted to tell you the truth so we could start fresh:D

no, i am sorry, its too late **sniff**

and Des might kick off the team if he found out

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#13 03-10-2008 2:36pm

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GD ftw!

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#14 03-10-2008 2:58pm

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I hear that touches himself at night.

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#15 03-10-2008 3:02pm

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keeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

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#16 03-10-2008 3:03pm

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You gotta make it gender neutral. The likes of "I hear that Dudess touches himself at night" is only gonna give the game away!

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#17 03-10-2008 3:05pm

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Dudess wrote: »

You gotta make it gender neutral. The likes of "I hear that Dudess touches himself at night" is only gonna give the game away!

Yeah I know it gives the game away, I mean you have kept up this "I'm a girl" thing for a while, but you're gonna have to come out sooner or later John.

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#18 03-10-2008 3:11pm

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Captain Darling wrote: »

keeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

Be afraid, be very afraid.....

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#19 03-10-2008 3:26pm

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Going Forward wrote: »

Yeah I know it gives the game away, I mean you have kept up this "I'm a girl" thing for a while, but you're gonna have to come out sooner or later John.

That's Jonathan to you...

I don't like "John" - too common.

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#20 03-10-2008 3:28pm

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Captain Darling wrote: »

keeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

I just wanted to practise my Johnny Logan routine...

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#21 03-10-2008 3:33pm

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That is hilarious.

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#22 03-10-2008 3:35pm

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WTF????

edit:

Ahh ok. thread read.

f*ck you guys!

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#23 03-10-2008 3:36pm

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It's http://developer.boards.ie/you.php
Works off your IP or cookie or something and will always show your name.
I see a new wave of sigs coming..

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#24 03-10-2008 3:40pm

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Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?

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#25 03-10-2008 3:42pm

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Hagar wrote: »

Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?

Ah hes not totally to blame, its given away on another thread too.

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#26 03-10-2008 3:42pm

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Wasn't this done before and someone went mad thinking boards was out to get him, and he didn't cop on for about 4 pages?

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#27 03-10-2008 3:42pm

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blah cult, you could have at least come up with a more inconspicuous filename!

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#28 03-10-2008 3:44pm

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Hagar wrote: »

Karl you must be great fun at a magic show.
Do you keep shouting "It's up his sleeve, it's up his sleeve. Did you see that? It's up his sleeve"?

Yes.
Someone had to say it

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#29 03-10-2008 3:53pm

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My name is spelt in mostly lowercase guys, try and get it right.

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#30 03-10-2008 3:55pm

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Indiana Jones hates you all!

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#31 03-10-2008 4:06pm

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Surely you have better things to be worried about.

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#32 03-10-2008 4:06pm

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IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Wasn't this done before and someone went mad thinking boards was out to get him, and he didn't cop on for about 4 pages?

That was the facebook profile pic fiasco, no?

Ahh, good times.

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#33 03-10-2008 4:10pm

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Dord wrote: »

Indiana Jones hates you all!

its okay, cos i hate him too

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#34 03-10-2008 4:13pm

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BlitzKrieg wrote: »

WTF????

edit:

Ahh ok. thread read.

f*ck you guys!

I got to witness this one... I heard screams coming from the next office and had to go in to check what was happening.

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#35 03-10-2008 4:19pm

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This was a lot funnier when it was an isolated thread, not in loads of people's sigs.
Now everybody is suspicious.

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#36 03-10-2008 4:24pm

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Galvasean wrote: »

Now everybody is suspicious.

Not everyone. Just

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#37 03-10-2008 4:25pm

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Galvasean wrote: »

This was a lot funnier when it was an isolated thread, not in loads of people's sigs.
Now everybody is suspicious.

is not suspicious.

Edit: Damn you Dades!!!!

Edit again: Sorry I dont think its possible to damn an atheist.

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#38 03-10-2008 4:28pm

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Galvasean wrote: »

This was a lot funnier when it was an isolated thread, not in loads of people's sigs.
Now everybody is suspicious.

yah, it's hilarious in that thread, but now it's just going to get overused and turned ghay...

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#39 03-10-2008 4:31pm

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nevf wrote: »

yah, it's hilarious in that thread, but now it's just going to get overused and turned ghay...

This was just my friday fun, I'll remove the script over the weekend when it's been really run into the ground.

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#40 03-10-2008 4:38pm

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IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Wasn't this done before and someone went mad thinking boards was out to get him, and he didn't cop on for about 4 pages?

I still don't get it.:(:P

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#41 03-10-2008 4:39pm

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CuLT wrote: »

This was just my friday fun, I'll remove the script over the weekend when it's been really run into the ground.

I'm glad you don't really hate anyone. I'd dread to think what you could do....

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#42 03-10-2008 4:41pm

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How could I hate anyone?

Especially that lovable rogue, you.php

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#43 03-10-2008 4:43pm

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CuLT wrote: »

How could I hate anyone?

Especially that lovable rogue,

:eek:

.... reads rest of thread

awwwwwwwwwwwww

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#44 03-10-2008 4:46pm

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I personally think cult is an asshole. He posts in the conspracies forum that i'm a government agent and now he's saying that I'm a lovable rogue. Backstabbing little ******** ***** **** **** ***** *****.

And dudes, whats with all the love of me today? I logged on today to find my name written everywhere....

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#45 03-10-2008 4:49pm

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Originally posted by Captain Darling
keeps hiding in my closet and jumping out at the most inopportune times. I'm going to change the locks in my house.

Originally posted by Thaedydal
Surely you have better things to be worried about.

Going Forward wrote: »

I hear that touches himself at night.

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#46 03-10-2008 4:52pm

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LZ5by5 wrote: »

The only jerk around here is

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#47 03-10-2008 4:54pm

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nevf wrote: »

I personally think cult is an asshole. He posts in the conspracies forum that i'm a government agent and now he's saying that I'm a lovable rogue. Backstabbing little ******** ***** **** **** ***** *****.

And dudes, whats with all the love of me today? I logged on today to find my name written everywhere....

That's funny I thought I was the one codenamed LZ5by5.:rolleyes::p

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#48 03-10-2008 4:59pm

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This would be fecking hilarious if I could only access that bloody link!

Mike

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#49 03-10-2008 5:02pm

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Er, I posted it earlier..
http://developer.boards.ie/you.php
You put it in [IMG][/IMG] tags.

And this is really, really not funny.

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#50 03-10-2008 5:03pm

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You have to wrap img tags around it as well.

[noparse][/noparse]

Gives you.

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#51 03-10-2008 5:04pm

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It will be when my thunderdome thread kicks off.

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