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"Popping one off" at work - Yay/Nay?

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    #32
    tallaght01
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    I reckon it's pretty common.

    When I was at uni, we used to have a sheet stuck to the fridge at home during finals. It listed all the toilets around the uni and in the library. When we cracked one off in the jacks while studying, we'd tick off that toilet. We racked upa decent number. I just assumed everyone was doing it :P


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    #33
    billy the squid
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    oopsie wrong thread ..


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    #34
    SoWatchaWant
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    You need a tug, you need a tug. I've gone in more awkward places than work:cool:


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    #35
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,172 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    SoWatchaWant wrote: »
    You need a tug, you need a tug. I've gone in more awkward places than work:cool:

    Pics or.....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #36
    SoWatchaWant
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    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Pics or.....

    No pics. Haven't enough hands to hold a camera as well


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    #37
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    I reckon it's pretty common.

    When I was at uni, we used to have a sheet stuck to the fridge at home during finals. It listed all the toilets around the uni and in the library. When we cracked one off in the jacks while studying, we'd tick off that toilet. We racked upa decent number. I just assumed everyone was doing it :P
    Lol, we they probably were ... they just didn't keep a scoreboard on the fridge! :D


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    #38
    CreepingDeath
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    tallaght01 wrote: »
    I reckon it's pretty common.

    When I was at uni, we used to have a sheet stuck to the fridge at home during finals. It listed all the toilets around the uni and in the library.

    I'm not sure I want to know what adhesive you used to stick your list to the fridge.


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    #39
    Tom65
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    People do this? I'm not one to judge but...gah...


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    #40
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    What I want to know is do the girls do it?


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    #41
    Frisbee
    Registered Users Posts: 23,564 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Yup, cant beat a bit of good work love


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    #42
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    What I want to know is do the girls do it?
    I'm a girl (admittedly the avatar will throw you). Re-read my previous posts. As the name suggests, Dudess is also one of us wimmenz.:D


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    #43
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Tri wrote: »
    I'm a girl (admittedly the avatar will throw you). Re-read my previous posts. As the name suggests, Dudess is also one of us wimmenz.:D

    Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #44
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    There is a poll in s&s at the mo re girls masturbating. I don't think any girl answered no.

    I know some girls say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh.

    A girl who is lying about it usually says something along the lines of the following:

    'Why would I do it when I can get someone to do it for me?' :rolleyes::rolleyes:


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    #45
    [Deleted User]
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    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:


    You've never heard of women sitting on the washing machine during the fast spin cycle.. ;)


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    #46
    missingtime
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    Tri wrote: »
    There is a poll in s&s at the mo re girls masturbating. I don't think any girl answered no.

    If there never was an incentive for subscribing to boards....there it is.


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    #47
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Tri wrote: »
    Sometimes work is just plain boring.

    Sometime your thoughts run away with you.

    Sometimes you just get the 'twinge'

    Sometimes you gotta stroke that...... (rhymes with above). ha ha.

    Never in cubicles though.... Too distracting.... Disabled toilet (no disabled people in work, so) ftw. Roomy...

    class


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    #48
    Nerin
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    But what if you get it all over the seat,and then yore ma gets knocked up,and your feeble minded love child tries to come onto your best friend?!


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    #49
    Dudess
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    Tri wrote: »
    I know some girls say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh.

    A girl who is lying about it usually says something along the lines of the following:

    'Why would I do it when I can get someone to do it for me?' :rolleyes::rolleyes:
    Yeah, if those girls are telling the truth, they are seriously seriously missing out...


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    #50
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    This is a feckin brilliant thread..

    may subscribe to boards though.


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    #51
    randylonghorn
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    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    Not sure, but women definitely do! :pac:
    Tri wrote: »
    I know some girls say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh.
    Likewise: "I know some guys say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh."

    Ah, seriously, I guess there's the odd person doesn't / hasn't, for whatever reason. Very few though, I reckon ...
    Nerin wrote: »
    But what if you get it all over the seat,and then yore ma gets knocked up,and your feeble minded love child tries to come onto your best friend?!
    Would Orestes really mind, though? :pac:


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    #52
    Lockstep
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    Clerks II says it all:
    ClerksII wrote:

    Randal Graves: [about the Go-Karts] It just centers me, alright? Kinda the way jerking off at work centers you.

    Dante Hicks: I only did it that one time. And it wasn't to center me.

    Randal Graves: Yeah, it was to cum. Well I dunno about you, but cumming centers me.

    Dante Hicks: Then why did we have to leave work so you can ride the Go-Karts to clear you head?

    Randal Graves: Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth!


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    #53
    civis_liberalis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭civis_liberalis


    hada wrote: »
    wayyy too much talk about those two activities on AF for it to have any heterosexual credibility left anymore! :rolleyes:

    Hold on a second... I thought boards.ie was a gay forum? :D:D:D


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    #54
    FlutterinBantam
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    I had a female boss once, thick thigh'd power suit,black stocking bint.
    Left her handbag on the Boardroom table for a while.

    Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

    Felt real good after it.

    Real good!!


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    #55
    Bob the Builder
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

    Imagine her having to make a call with her phone then... Poor bitch probably got oral herpes and she still doesn't know who gave it to her.


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    #56
    Bobeagleburger
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    i prefer a bit of munging at work myself...


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    #57
    randylonghorn
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I had a female boss once, thick thigh'd power suit,black stocking bint.
    Left her handbag on the Boardroom table for a while.

    Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

    Felt real good after it.

    Real good!!
    I suppose it could have been worse, being you!


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    #58
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    munging

    Huh?


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    #59
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    I had a female boss once, thick thigh'd power suit,black stocking bint.
    Left her handbag on the Boardroom table for a while.

    Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

    Felt real good after it.

    Real good!!

    That's a bald-faced lie!


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    #60
    Bobeagleburger
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    Tri wrote: »
    Huh?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munging


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    #61
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munging

    Oh my god - how is that even listed in the urban dictionary?? Is behaviour like this commonplace? Wtf?


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