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"Popping one off" at work - Yay/Nay?

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  • 19-09-2008 6:03pm
    #1
    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭


    So I've been throwing in considerably long hours at my place of work recently, talking 7 days a week/more time spent at work than at home kind of thing. And it's, on more than one occasion, arisen that, well, you know, you get stressed, and one things leads to another.

    Now that got me contemplating the idea, is it wrong to rub one off at work??

    Obviously it wouldn't be done under the office table, but in a toilet (preferably empty...)

    On a side note, I do remember when I was back in college, you'd often hear lads at it in the library jacks - study stress I put it down to!

    "Self Service" at Work?? 164 votes

    Yes, all the time.
    0% 0 votes
    No, you sick b*stard.
    12% 20 votes
    Only if I really need it
    35% 58 votes
    No, I never do it anywhere. (i.e. I'm a liar)
    52% 86 votes
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    krpc
    Registered Users Posts: 619 ✭✭✭krpc


    Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.


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    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Pretty sure this was done recently and a lot of people had cracked one out.


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    Mr. Bean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭Mr. Bean


    Its a yay for me. I wont lie, I've done it. We've all done it. Had one in college aswell....nearly got caught by the cleaner lady "herro, can i COME in"...."nice choice of words missus"


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    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭hada


    i-bloodhound wrote: »
    Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.

    Ok I didn't take it from that angle at all!

    But whatever floats your boat I suppose! :o


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    topper75
    Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    That is why - even when I am going deaf from pushing a hefty and clinging desperately to the toilet paper dispenser, I still hover and never make contact - cos you never know.


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    krpc
    Registered Users Posts: 619 ✭✭✭krpc


    i-bloodhound wrote: »
    Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.
    hada wrote: »
    Ok I didn't take it from that angle at all!

    But whatever floats your boat I suppose! :o

    Yeh it's my next favourite thing after feltching and munting :pac:


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    chem
    Registered Users Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭chem


    Best thing to do after your "de-stress" is put some of your man muck on items in the lav. Eg: door handles, taps and flush levers. :P


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    hada
    Registered Users Posts: 699 ✭✭✭hada


    i-bloodhound wrote: »
    Yeh it's my next favourite thing after feltching and munting :pac:

    wayyy too much talk about those two activities on AF for it to have any heterosexual credibility left anymore! :rolleyes:


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    krpc
    Registered Users Posts: 619 ✭✭✭krpc


    chem wrote: »
    Best thing to do after your "de-stress" is put some of your man muck on items in the lav. Eg: door handles, taps and flush levers. :P

    Man muck. Classic.

    I'm sure someone will mention that 'man muck' is all that a man has to offer in life.


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    #11
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Mr. Bean wrote: »
    We've all done it.

    I havent... am i a freak? :confused:


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    Mr. Bean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭Mr. Bean


    topper75 wrote: »
    even when I am going deaf from pushing a hefty

    Holy ****...i thought this only happened to me! what is it that causes the deafness?? seriously, not joking, i need to know


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    chem
    Registered Users Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭chem


    Mr. Bean wrote: »
    Holy ****...i thought this only happened to me! what is it that causes the deafness?? seriously, not joking, i need to know

    Blood pressure! When you are going for one, and pushing:o the muscles used also cause the blood pressure to increase. This is one of the reasons a lie detector is no longer used in courts. If someone used the same muscles as when going for a poo while the test was been preformed, it would give a reading of increase in blood pressure. So if blood pressure only increased when a lie was told and the person used his pushing muscles while giving a sample question, it would debunk any readings after that.


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    I havent... am i a freak? :confused:
    Well, given the amount of corroborating evidence ... :pac:



    Meh, I can't say I never have, esp. given the kind of context the OP outlined, but it wouldn't exactly be at the top of my "Things I get a kick out of doing" list.


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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Make the poll public :D


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    there's nothing better than a little mid-morning stress release. I only do it if I really have to but it takes all the stress out of your work for a while. I consider them my smoke breaks :D


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    #17
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I'm popping one off right now :D


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    #18
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The Bollox wrote: »
    there's nothing better than a little mid-morning stress release. I only do it if I really have to but it takes all the stress out of your work for a while.
    You're just playing catch-up! :D
    The Bollox wrote: »
    I consider them my smoke breaks :D
    :eek:

    I hope at least you smoke king-size!! :pac:


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    #19
    Jet Black
    Registered Users Posts: 3,843 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    i-bloodhound wrote: »
    Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.

    I remember from secondary a guy in my class calling this a panic ****.

    He said he called his ma, while beating:o and got some extra gratification from this???

    I have yet to try it.

    Seems as it has not been mentioned yet yore ma beats mine at work.... sorry....


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,108 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Are you kidding? Nothing turns me off quicker than work. If I worked 60 hours I week, I'd be a priest.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #21
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Sometimes work is just plain boring.

    Sometime your thoughts run away with you.

    Sometimes you just get the 'twinge'

    Sometimes you gotta stroke that...... (rhymes with above). ha ha.

    Never in cubicles though.... Too distracting.... Disabled toilet (no disabled people in work, so) ftw. Roomy...


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    #22
    karlr42
    Closed Accounts Posts: 580 ✭✭✭karlr42


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Are you kidding? Nothing turns me off quicker than work. If I worked 60 hours I week, I'd be a priest.
    QFT. I can't understand how you could want to choke one's chicken in work- nothing sexually appealing about it on any level.


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    #23
    Jet Black
    Registered Users Posts: 3,843 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Some DRY months it has to be done


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    #24
    juuge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 792 ✭✭✭juuge


    Supposedly there was a priest in Dublin 12 that used to do that while hearing confessions ! Very stressful listening to all those 'dirty thought stories',
    and no - I've not got pictures.


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    [Deleted User]
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    NSFW
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=Kmcqvf2y2xc


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    #26
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Tri wrote: »
    Sometimes you just get the 'twinge'
    It's rare but that awful tense aching sensation is so uncomfortable, there really is no other option...


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    #27
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    topper75 wrote: »
    That is why - even when I am going deaf from pushing a hefty and clinging desperately to the toilet paper dispenser, I still hover and never make contact - cos you never know.

    Afraid of getting pregnant?


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,086 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    yes, damn it. Then I can say I'm paid to do what I love.


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    #29
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,893 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    ever walk into the bathroom and see an oscillating shadow in the cubicle? Yeah.


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    #30
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,086 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sorry for oscillating on yore ma. :(


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    #31
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Dudess wrote: »
    It's rare but that awful tense aching sensation is so uncomfortable, there really is no other option...
    No other option at all, Dudess.

    /sighs.
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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