"Popping one off" at work - Yay/Nay?

tallaght01 · 20-09-2008 09:15AM

I reckon it's pretty common.

When I was at uni, we used to have a sheet stuck to the fridge at home during finals. It listed all the toilets around the uni and in the library. When we cracked one off in the jacks while studying, we'd tick off that toilet. We racked upa decent number. I just assumed everyone was doing it :P

billy the squid · 20-09-2008 12:50PM

oopsie wrong thread ..

SoWatchaWant · 20-09-2008 07:30PM

You need a tug, you need a tug. I've gone in more awkward places than work:cool:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 20-09-2008 07:36PM

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

You need a tug, you need a tug. I've gone in more awkward places than work:cool:

Pics or.....

SoWatchaWant · 20-09-2008 07:39PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Pics or.....

No pics. Haven't enough hands to hold a camera as well

randylonghorn · 20-09-2008 08:04PM

tallaght01 wrote: »

I reckon it's pretty common.

When I was at uni, we used to have a sheet stuck to the fridge at home during finals. It listed all the toilets around the uni and in the library. When we cracked one off in the jacks while studying, we'd tick off that toilet. We racked upa decent number. I just assumed everyone was doing it :P

Lol, we they probably were ... they just didn't keep a scoreboard on the fridge!

CreepingDeath · 20-09-2008 08:17PM

tallaght01 wrote: »

I reckon it's pretty common.

When I was at uni, we used to have a sheet stuck to the fridge at home during finals. It listed all the toilets around the uni and in the library.

I'm not sure I want to know what adhesive you used to stick your list to the fridge.

Tom65 · 20-09-2008 08:24PM

People do this? I'm not one to judge but...gah...

Call Me Jimmy · 21-09-2008 02:45AM

What I want to know is do the girls do it?

Frisbee · 21-09-2008 11:19AM

Yup, cant beat a bit of good work love

Wurly · 21-09-2008 11:20AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

What I want to know is do the girls do it?

I'm a girl (admittedly the avatar will throw you). Re-read my previous posts. As the name suggests, Dudess is also one of us wimmenz.:D

tallaght01 · 21-09-2008 01:18PM

Tri wrote: »

I'm a girl (admittedly the avatar will throw you). Re-read my previous posts. As the name suggests, Dudess is also one of us wimmenz.:D

Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Wurly · 21-09-2008 01:24PM

tallaght01 wrote: »

Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:

There is a poll in s&s at the mo re girls masturbating. I don't think any girl answered no.

I know some girls say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh.

A girl who is lying about it usually says something along the lines of the following:

'Why would I do it when I can get someone to do it for me?' :rolleyes::rolleyes:

21-09-2008 01:25PM

tallaght01 wrote: »

Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:

You've never heard of women sitting on the washing machine during the fast spin cycle..

missingtime · 21-09-2008 02:26PM

Tri wrote: »

There is a poll in s&s at the mo re girls masturbating. I don't think any girl answered no.

If there never was an incentive for subscribing to boards....there it is.

Call Me Jimmy · 21-09-2008 02:45PM

Tri wrote: »

Sometimes work is just plain boring.

Sometime your thoughts run away with you.

Sometimes you just get the 'twinge'

Sometimes you gotta stroke that...... (rhymes with above). ha ha.

Never in cubicles though.... Too distracting.... Disabled toilet (no disabled people in work, so) ftw. Roomy...

class

Nerin · 21-09-2008 02:53PM

But what if you get it all over the seat,and then yore ma gets knocked up,and your feeble minded love child tries to come onto your best friend?!

Dudess · 21-09-2008 04:21PM

Tri wrote: »

I know some girls say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh.

A girl who is lying about it usually says something along the lines of the following:

'Why would I do it when I can get someone to do it for me?' :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yeah, if those girls are telling the truth, they are seriously seriously missing out...

SV · 21-09-2008 04:26PM

This is a feckin brilliant thread..

may subscribe to boards though.

randylonghorn · 21-09-2008 06:45PM

tallaght01 wrote: »

Birds ****????????????? :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Not sure, but women definitely do! :pac:

Tri wrote: »

I know some girls say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh.

Likewise: "I know some guys say they dont. I really really think that's bollocks tbh."

Ah, seriously, I guess there's the odd person doesn't / hasn't, for whatever reason. Very few though, I reckon ...

Nerin wrote: »

But what if you get it all over the seat,and then yore ma gets knocked up,and your feeble minded love child tries to come onto your best friend?!

Would Orestes really mind, though? :pac:

Lockstep · 21-09-2008 07:26PM

Clerks II says it all:

ClerksII wrote:

Randal Graves: [about the Go-Karts] It just centers me, alright? Kinda the way jerking off at work centers you.

Dante Hicks: I only did it that one time. And it wasn't to center me.

Randal Graves: Yeah, it was to cum. Well I dunno about you, but cumming centers me.

Dante Hicks: Then why did we have to leave work so you can ride the Go-Karts to clear you head?

Randal Graves: Well, I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth!

civis_liberalis · 21-09-2008 07:32PM

hada wrote: »

wayyy too much talk about those two activities on AF for it to have any heterosexual credibility left anymore! :rolleyes:

Hold on a second... I thought boards.ie was a gay forum?

:D:D

FlutterinBantam · 21-09-2008 08:43PM

I had a female boss once, thick thigh'd power suit,black stocking bint.
Left her handbag on the Boardroom table for a while.

Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

Felt real good after it.

Real good!!

Bob the Builder · 21-09-2008 08:45PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

Imagine her having to make a call with her phone then... Poor bitch probably got oral herpes and she still doesn't know who gave it to her.

21-09-2008 08:48PM

i prefer a bit of munging at work myself...

randylonghorn · 21-09-2008 08:50PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I had a female boss once, thick thigh'd power suit,black stocking bint.
Left her handbag on the Boardroom table for a while.

Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

Felt real good after it.

Real good!!

I suppose it could have been worse, being you!

Wurly · 21-09-2008 08:51PM

rarnes1 wrote: »

munging

Huh?

Call Me Jimmy · 21-09-2008 08:52PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I had a female boss once, thick thigh'd power suit,black stocking bint.
Left her handbag on the Boardroom table for a while.

Spunked her phone, notebook,car keys, and diary in a good sticky mess.

Felt real good after it.

Real good!!

That's a bald-faced lie!

21-09-2008 08:55PM

Tri wrote: »

Huh?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munging

Wurly · 21-09-2008 08:59PM

rarnes1 wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munging

Oh my god - how is that even listed in the urban dictionary?? Is behaviour like this commonplace? Wtf?

"Popping one off" at work - Yay/Nay?

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