"Popping one off" at work - Yay/Nay?

hada · 19-09-2008 05:03PM #1

So I've been throwing in considerably long hours at my place of work recently, talking 7 days a week/more time spent at work than at home kind of thing. And it's, on more than one occasion, arisen that, well, you know, you get stressed, and one things leads to another.

Now that got me contemplating the idea, is it wrong to rub one off at work??

Obviously it wouldn't be done under the office table, but in a toilet (preferably empty...)

On a side note, I do remember when I was back in college, you'd often hear lads at it in the library jacks - study stress I put it down to!

krpc · 19-09-2008 05:04PM

Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.

Xavi6 · 19-09-2008 05:05PM

Pretty sure this was done recently and a lot of people had cracked one out.

Mr. Bean · 19-09-2008 05:05PM

Its a yay for me. I wont lie, I've done it. We've all done it. Had one in college aswell....nearly got caught by the cleaner lady "herro, can i COME in"...."nice choice of words missus"

hada · 19-09-2008 05:06PM

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.

Ok I didn't take it from that angle at all!

But whatever floats your boat I suppose!

topper75 · 19-09-2008 05:09PM

That is why - even when I am going deaf from pushing a hefty and clinging desperately to the toilet paper dispenser, I still hover and never make contact - cos you never know.

krpc · 19-09-2008 05:10PM

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.

hada wrote: »

Ok I didn't take it from that angle at all!

But whatever floats your boat I suppose!

Yeh it's my next favourite thing after feltching and munting :pac:

chem · 19-09-2008 05:10PM

Best thing to do after your "de-stress" is put some of your man muck on items in the lav. Eg: door handles, taps and flush levers. :P

hada · 19-09-2008 05:11PM

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Yeh it's my next favourite thing after feltching and munting :pac:

wayyy too much talk about those two activities on AF for it to have any heterosexual credibility left anymore! :rolleyes:

krpc · 19-09-2008 05:14PM

chem wrote: »

Best thing to do after your "de-stress" is put some of your man muck on items in the lav. Eg: door handles, taps and flush levers. :P

Man muck. Classic.

I'm sure someone will mention that 'man muck' is all that a man has to offer in life.

Galvasean · 19-09-2008 05:14PM

Mr. Bean wrote: »

We've all done it.

I havent... am i a freak?

Mr. Bean · 19-09-2008 05:16PM

topper75 wrote: »

even when I am going deaf from pushing a hefty

Holy ****...i thought this only happened to me! what is it that causes the deafness?? seriously, not joking, i need to know

chem · 19-09-2008 05:28PM

Mr. Bean wrote: »

Holy ****...i thought this only happened to me! what is it that causes the deafness?? seriously, not joking, i need to know

Blood pressure! When you are going for one, and pushing:o the muscles used also cause the blood pressure to increase. This is one of the reasons a lie detector is no longer used in courts. If someone used the same muscles as when going for a poo while the test was been preformed, it would give a reading of increase in blood pressure. So if blood pressure only increased when a lie was told and the person used his pushing muscles while giving a sample question, it would debunk any readings after that.

randylonghorn · 19-09-2008 06:16PM

Galvasean wrote: »

I havent... am i a freak?

Well, given the amount of corroborating evidence ... :pac:

Meh, I can't say I never have, esp. given the kind of context the OP outlined, but it wouldn't exactly be at the top of my "Things I get a kick out of doing" list.

Kiera · 19-09-2008 06:28PM

Make the poll public

The Bollox · 19-09-2008 06:51PM

there's nothing better than a little mid-morning stress release. I only do it if I really have to but it takes all the stress out of your work for a while. I consider them my smoke breaks

Wazdakka · 19-09-2008 07:04PM

I'm popping one off right now

randylonghorn · 19-09-2008 07:06PM

The Bollox wrote: »

there's nothing better than a little mid-morning stress release. I only do it if I really have to but it takes all the stress out of your work for a while.

You're just playing catch-up!

The Bollox wrote: »

I consider them my smoke breaks

:eek:

I hope at least you smoke king-size!! :pac:

Jet Black · 19-09-2008 08:12PM

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Absolutely. The risk of getting caught is a huge turn on.

I remember from secondary a guy in my class calling this a panic ****.

He said he called his ma, while beating:o and got some extra gratification from this???

I have yet to try it.

Seems as it has not been mentioned yet yore ma beats mine at work.... sorry....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 19-09-2008 08:24PM

Are you kidding? Nothing turns me off quicker than work. If I worked 60 hours I week, I'd be a priest.

Wurly · 19-09-2008 08:27PM

Sometimes work is just plain boring.

Sometime your thoughts run away with you.

Sometimes you just get the 'twinge'

Sometimes you gotta stroke that...... (rhymes with above). ha ha.

Never in cubicles though.... Too distracting.... Disabled toilet (no disabled people in work, so) ftw. Roomy...

karlr42 · 19-09-2008 08:33PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Are you kidding? Nothing turns me off quicker than work. If I worked 60 hours I week, I'd be a priest.

QFT. I can't understand how you could want to choke one's chicken in work- nothing sexually appealing about it on any level.

Jet Black · 19-09-2008 08:37PM

Some DRY months it has to be done

juuge · 19-09-2008 08:45PM

Supposedly there was a priest in Dublin 12 that used to do that while hearing confessions ! Very stressful listening to all those 'dirty thought stories',
and no - I've not got pictures.

19-09-2008 08:57PM

NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=Kmcqvf2y2xc

Dudess · 20-09-2008 12:52AM

Tri wrote: »

Sometimes you just get the 'twinge'

It's rare but that awful tense aching sensation is so uncomfortable, there really is no other option...

brianthebard · 20-09-2008 12:58AM

topper75 wrote: »

That is why - even when I am going deaf from pushing a hefty and clinging desperately to the toilet paper dispenser, I still hover and never make contact - cos you never know.

Afraid of getting pregnant?

Tar.Aldarion · 20-09-2008 01:04AM

yes, damn it. Then I can say I'm paid to do what I love.

Overheal · 20-09-2008 01:13AM

ever walk into the bathroom and see an oscillating shadow in the cubicle? Yeah.

Tar.Aldarion · 20-09-2008 01:18AM

Sorry for oscillating on yore ma.

Wurly · 20-09-2008 08:57AM

Dudess wrote: »

It's rare but that awful tense aching sensation is so uncomfortable, there really is no other option...

No other option at all, Dudess.

/sighs.

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