It is a sad day for After Hours.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 16-09-2008 12:53PM #1

A thread, entitled "Most stunning / gorgeous person you've seen in real life" has recevied 47 posts at time of writing, and not one mention of "Yore Ma". An era has passed.

*removes headgear*
I for one would like to moun our old maternal overlords.

Dun laoire · 16-09-2008 12:54PM

You and Yore ma need to read the thread carefully again

16-09-2008 12:56PM

Want to borrow my Atari Jaguar?

Danbo! · 16-09-2008 12:57PM

I, for one, would like the phrase "I, for one, welcome...blah blah blah" blasted into the centre of the sun.

The Bollox · 16-09-2008 12:58PM

...

*closes door on way out*

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 16-09-2008 12:59PM

Dun laoire wrote: »

You and Yore ma need to read the thread carefully again

She's alive, She's ALIIIVEEEE!!!! Oh, thank God for that, there's life in the iold dear yet - ge theat whiskey back to the offy, wake cancelled, carry on everybody...

...Phew.

chin_grin · 16-09-2008 01:00PM

MEME!

Nalz · 16-09-2008 01:02PM

chin_grin wrote: »

MEME!

I know someone who's a meme

he memememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememememe's all day

thefinalstage · 16-09-2008 01:03PM

Ceiling cat is watching you mourn...

stovelid · 16-09-2008 01:06PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

A thread, entitled "Most stunning / gorgeous person you've seen in real life" has recevied 47 posts at time of writing, and not one mention of "Yore Ma". An era has passed.

*removes headgear*
I for one would like to moun our old maternal overlords.

The OP provided a handy Yore Ma caveat at the start. This qualifies as a mention of Yore Ma ('Yore Ma', not yore actual Ma as the thread is about attractive people).

Rest easy.

whiskeyman · 16-09-2008 01:08PM

stovelid wrote: »

The OP provided a handy Yore Ma caveat at the start. This qualifies as a mention of Yore Ma ('Yore Ma', not yore actual Ma as the thread is about attractive people).

Rest easy.

Correct.

No need to panic... AH is in full working order, hence the caveat was put in place.

mike65 · 16-09-2008 01:18PM

Well I'd prefer an After Hours matrix glitch to end the world, over the Large Hardon Collider.

___A+H__
- Yr + Ma = O.h f=U+(c)k

Mike.

thelordofcheese · 16-09-2008 01:21PM

noblestee wrote: »

I, for one, would like the phrase "I, for one, welcome...blah blah blah" blasted into the centre of the sun.

I, for one, welcome our large ball of flaming gas overlords.

FX Meister · 16-09-2008 01:25PM

someone think of the children, especially those repeteadly raped by their overlords and their ma's

antodeco · 16-09-2008 01:28PM

I for one, welcome yore ma.

thelordofcheese · 16-09-2008 01:32PM

antodeco wrote: »

I for one, welcome yore ma.

Everyone has welcomed yore ma at some point.

javaboy · 16-09-2008 01:38PM

Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssupppppppppppppppppppppp!

Remember the annoying kid who kept saying that long after it was funny*. Now imagine if he did that while playing the Crazy Frog ringtone on his phone and scraping a blackboard with his nails.

Well that's what it's like when you use the "I for one welcome our...." meme. And note this important point: It's still as f**king annoying if you use it ironically or in a self-deprecating way or in some kind of neo-post-modernistic-pseudo-Zen fashion. Just stop.

*by funny I mean still on telly, not actually funny.

Nalz · 16-09-2008 01:47PM

hows your ma for jamjars

antodeco · 16-09-2008 01:48PM

thelordofcheese wrote: »

Everyone has welcomed yore ma at some point.

Interestingly, she also welcomed many a people at the same time.

Sherifu · 16-09-2008 01:52PM

antodeco wrote: »

Interestingly, she also welcomed many a people at the same time.

Very accommodating so she is.

thelordofcheese · 16-09-2008 01:54PM

javaboy wrote: »

Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssupppppppppppppppppppppp!

Remember the annoying kid who kept saying that long after it was funny*. Now imagine if he did that while playing the Crazy Frog ringtone on his phone and scraping a blackboard with his nails.

Well that's what it's like when you use the "I for one welcome our...." meme. And note this important point: It's still as f**king annoying if you use it ironically or in a self-deprecating way or in some kind of neo-post-modernistic-pseudo-Zen fashion. Just stop.

*by funny I mean still on telly, not actually funny.

However it becomes funny again when it annoys people this much. Internet rage is comedy gold.

FX Meister · 16-09-2008 02:01PM

javaboy wrote: »

Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssupppppppppppppppppppppp!

Remember the annoying kid who kept saying that long after it was funny*. Now imagine if he did that while playing the Crazy Frog ringtone on his phone and scraping a blackboard with his nails.

Dude, you have no idea what's funny. I for one loved to hear people still saying whasup and using the crazy frog ringtone. I still play it in the cinema cause it cracks me up. The blackboard thing doesn't bother me though. Loved hearing douche bags using the term "it wasn't me!" after that shaggy song. Ohhhhhh lord o mercy. The yore ma thing isn't funny though, only boards.ie knob ends found it funny, the same types who think that guy kevin is funny. But then they moved on to David Hasslehoff, then Chuck Norris and now the latest kooky thing to be into. ZOMBIES. OMG if you were in woodies when zombies attacked what weapon would you use?????????????????????????????????????????????????

stovelid · 16-09-2008 02:05PM

FX Meister wrote: »

I still play it in the cinema cause it cracks me up.

Aye?

If you played it when I was trying to watch a film, I'd make you eat it.

FX Meister · 16-09-2008 03:07PM

No, no you wouldn't. For a start you wouldn't know where it was coming from. And you wouldn't start a fight with me in a cinema.

stovelid · 16-09-2008 03:11PM

FX Meister wrote: »

No, no you wouldn't. For a start you wouldn't know where it was coming from.

I'd keep my ears trained for a whiny voice repeating FACT over and over again. Then I'd pounce.

FX Meister · 16-09-2008 03:26PM

You'd take a look, then probably sit back down and just throw popcorn at me. Hencho

javaboy · 16-09-2008 03:29PM

If it ever actually happens stovelid, shout "Javaboy!" at the top of your lungs. If I happen to be in the cinema at the time, I'll gladly hold him down while you feed him his phone.

FX Meister · 16-09-2008 03:34PM

that could be worth a shot java boy. But I have a pretty small phone so I could swallow it easy enough.

stovelid · 16-09-2008 03:46PM

FX Meister wrote: »

But I have a pretty small phone so I could swallow it easy enough.

Are you being metaphorical here?

FX Meister · 16-09-2008 03:49PM

Not really. But then I do have a small phone and a big car so what does that say about me? Oh and I'm big, strong and tough too.

stovelid · 16-09-2008 03:56PM

FX Meister wrote: »

Oh and I'm big, strong and tough too.

I feel strangely aroused.

It is a sad day for After Hours.

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