what colour is the boat house at Hereford? - Just ask Walter!

JonAnderton · 14-09-2008 08:03PM #1

just noticed Ronin's on tele in a minute and thought there might be someone on here who could answer 'that' question..

metman · 14-09-2008 08:03PM

How the f*ck should I know?

But maybe someone else on here can tell you.....

JonAnderton · 14-09-2008 08:05PM

lol

..And i'm expecting at least one or two to answer..along with an essay on why the SAS dont need a boatshed anyway

scotia · 14-09-2008 08:08PM

there is no boathouse at hereford.

JonAnderton · 14-09-2008 08:11PM

scotia wrote: »

there is no boathouse at hereford.

Cheers for that

metman · 14-09-2008 08:15PM

Funnily enough I worked with a guy one time who claimed to be ex-SC, not realising my working/drinking partner in crime is ex-ML 42 Cmdo (rubber-daggers need not apply).

BS merchants need to pick their audience :rolleyes:

deadwood · 14-09-2008 08:17PM

Some of those on here too.;)

Eru · 14-09-2008 08:49PM

What the hell? That has to be the weirdest topic title yet!

JonAnderton · 14-09-2008 09:03PM

it's based on an ongoing theme..

Phototoxin · 14-09-2008 10:39PM

Some of those on here too.

what do you mean you dont belive that I took out a whole taliban regiment wiht my toothpick ? some people have no faith these days !

deadwood · 14-09-2008 10:54PM

Phototoxin wrote: »

what do you mean you dont belive that I took out a whole taliban regiment wiht my toothpick ? some people have no faith these days !

Any good Walter knows the toothpick hasn't been used since Desert Storm.

metman · 14-09-2008 11:04PM

See there you go. If any of you knew what you were talking about you'd know that toothpick was the codename for javelin.....I keep a javelin in the back of our response car as it happens. I've only had cause to use it once, when a stinger failed to work. I heard on the radio that stinger had been deployed, so I figured a javelin couldn't hurt....it did the trick. God's honest

deadwood · 14-09-2008 11:10PM

metman wrote: »

I keep a javelin in the back of our response car as it happens.

And I thought you were just happy to see me.

metman · 14-09-2008 11:13PM

I'm always happy to see you, but my large weapon is only deployed at critical incidents

JonAnderton · 14-09-2008 11:22PM

See, know if you weren't a bunch of Walters, you'ld know that the Javelin was an Anti-tank weapon and not used against ground troops...

Unless you're talking about the man-portable surface-to-air missile, formerly used by the British Army and Canadian Army replaced in front line British service by the Starburst surface-to-air missile in 1993

But which Javelin is better.... There's only one way to find out... THREAD POST!!!!!!!

I heard on the radio that stinger had been deployed, so I figured a javelin couldn't hurt

:D:D Very good....

exbootie · 14-09-2008 11:40PM

metman wrote: »

Funnily enough I worked with a guy one time who claimed to be ex-SC, not realising my working/drinking partner in crime is ex-ML 42 Cmdo (rubber-daggers need not apply).

BS merchants need to pick their audience :rolleyes:

Rubber daggers serve with 42 Cmdo/regular corps, as well as serving as in the SBS.

Guy:Incognito · 14-09-2008 11:44PM

JonAnderton wrote: »

See, know if you weren't a bunch of Walters, you'ld know that the Javelin was an Anti-tank weapon and not used against ground troops...

That depends. If 2 or 3 lads are comign at you and all you have is the Javelin.............

JonAnderton · 15-09-2008 12:18AM

Yeah but when I pick up the Javelin in Call of Duty 4 I can only use it against tanks... are you saying this isn't in fact true.. But thats what I based all my Javelin related knowledge on before I posted??? It has to be fact??? :rolleyes:

metman · 15-09-2008 12:24AM

exbootie wrote: »

Rubber daggers serve with 42 Cmdo/regular corps.

RMR serve in one of five regional units.

exbootie · 15-09-2008 12:31AM

metman wrote: »

RMR serve in one of five regional units.

You can serve with the regular corps from 2 weeks to 6 months.

You still have to undergo basic training and pass the commando course, which takes 8-10 months.

Rubber Daggers may indeed apply.

Phase II inclues.

Helicopter drills,amphibious assaults, roping skills, you can then go on to specalise as Landing Craft Coxswains,as Assault Engineers, in Heavy Weapons (Mortars) as a Swimmer Canoeist,do the military parachute course, combat medic course, recce leader course etc, etc.

metman · 15-09-2008 12:37AM

Exbootie, did you read that off the website? You still didn't answer my pm.

Ayways crimefighters I'm gonna have to jet as I've an early morning hostage rescue to perform. SAS have assessed the job as too hazardous so my team are being deployed, mainly because we have balls of steel. I'm bringing my Javelin, but I'll also have my swiss army knife if all else fails (it always worked for McGuiver). Anyways, I've no balaclava so I'm cutting a hole in one of my socks which should do the trick nicely. Wish me luck.

Now if only I can remember the lingo from Rainbow 6......tango down I think was a dance move?!

Adios!

exbootie · 15-09-2008 12:43AM

metman wrote: »

Exbootie, did you read that off the website? You still didn't answer my pm.

Ayways crimefighters I'm gonna have to jet as I've an early morning hostage rescue to perform. SAS have assessed the job as too hazardous so my team are being deployed, mainly because we have balls of steel. I'm bringing my Javelin, but I'll also have my swiss army knife if all else fails (it always worked for McGuiver). Anyways, I've no balaclava so I'm cutting a hole in one of my socks which should do the trick nicely. Wish me luck.

Now if only I can remember the lingo from Rainbow 6......tango down I think was a dance move?!

Adios!

Why would I PM a stranger my personal information ?

I throught to an expert like yourself my user name needed no further explanation.

JonAnderton · 15-09-2008 12:49AM

Just finished watching 'Equilibrium' so thats my daily dose of GunKata training complete...

If you hear of a lone cop taking down the whole of the subversive London anti-establishment underground movement tomorrow, don't be alarmed.. it'll only be me.

Now Ive finished building the large Hadron Collider, what else is there to do...

Fyr.Fytr · 15-09-2008 12:50AM

I did work expereince with the sas, when i repated ty 6 times

Oh yea if you lot can make fun of me so can i

JonAnderton · 15-09-2008 12:51AM

exbootie wrote: »

You can serve with the regular corps from 2 weeks to 6 months.

You still have to undergo basic training and pass the commando course, which takes 8-10 months.

Rubber Daggers may indeed apply.

Phase II inclues.

Helicopter drills,amphibious assaults, roping skills, you can then go on to specalise as Landing Craft Coxswains,as Assault Engineers, in Heavy Weapons (Mortars) as a Swimmer Canoeist,do the military parachute course, combat medic course, recce leader course etc, etc.

I'm confused.. has this been answered yet...? Were you regular/reserve/not at all* in the marines?

JonAnderton · 15-09-2008 12:52AM

Fyr.Fytr wrote: »

I did work expereince with the sas, when i repated ty 6 times

Oh yea if you lot can make fun of me so can i

lol...fair play for getting into the spirt of the thread...:D

yayamark · 15-09-2008 01:38AM

ex-bootie is Fyr.Fytr in disguise.

Fyr.Fytr · 15-09-2008 02:23AM

JonAnderton wrote: »

lol...fair play for getting into the spirt of the thread...:D

I'm the first one to take the piss out of myself

yayamark wrote: »

ex-bootie is Fyr.Fytr in disguise.

Did i ever once claim to be a member of any service? Nope, although i see what other are getting at that it could be misinterpreted from my posts. something im working on rectifying *mutters to self* think before typing think before typing, so bugger off ya git

deadwood · 15-09-2008 09:28AM

Fyr.Fytr wrote: »

I'm the first one to take the piss out of myself

Oh yeah, I supose you went to the Curragh armed with nothing but a rusty paint can and string to extract urine from your own body?
Oh...I get you now.

Good man.

Eru · 15-09-2008 11:45AM

Your all wimps. In Malcolm in the middle Francis spent the entire weekend in the woods tied to a chair and by the next episode 5 minutes later he was fine again

what colour is the boat house at Hereford? - Just ask Walter!

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